My name is Andy.

I live in New York City. 

I am a man of leisure, surviving primarily on my boyish charm, jaunty good looks, and scintillating wit. In addition, I occasionally use my myriad gifts for fun and profit, working with individuals and companies to solve problems and grant wishes via my background in writing, comedy, magic, and psychology.

From 2003 to 2005 I wrote a site called The Magic Circle Jerk. It was universally beloved and nobody ever threatened to sue me or beat me up because of it. 

The Jerx is a site for magic commentary, criticism, and comedy. You are likely too unfamiliar with the subject matter to find this site funny, or too reverential of the subject matter to find this site appropriate. Oh well.