EoJJ Contest Update

One day left to get in your entries for the Exaltation of Joshua Jay contest. See the April 11th and April 23rd posts for details.

The prizes are a box full of Tenyo effects and a $100 gift certificate to Vanishing Inc.

Two quick updates:

Vanishing Inc is now officially sponsoring the contest and providing the gift certificate. Thanks to Josh and Andi.

Also—and this is for real—here is part of Josh’s recent email to me on the subject.

“So we'll sponsor the $100 gift card, and I'll include a high rez photo of any pose requested by the winner with their order.”

I’ve given him veto power on the “any pose” requested, although you can certainly take a shot with requesting one of these 33 Impossibly Sexy Boudoir Photo Poses.

Actually, I think the best idea would be to have him mimic a photo of you. So then you’ll have a photo of you posing as him and him posing as you.

The Limitations of the Professional Performance

I was recently sent this clip from Britain’s Got Talent. It came up in an email exchange between two friends of the site. They were discussing if there was a Jerx-like element to the performance.

The performer’s name is “Elizabeth.” Can you even imagine? Just going by your ordinary, everyday first name? It’s not like her name is Mandrake or something cool. How stupid.

Uhm, but Andy…

Shut up!

While I don’t believe this woman was inspired in any way directly by this site (other than maybe some of the ideas being more prominent in the magic zeitgeist because I’ve been writing about them for four years), there are some things in the performance which are possibly Jerx-esque.

For example, while she’s obviously doing a magic trick, her role isn’t exactly a magician. And taking the judge off stage is sort of an example of reframing a trick, and is a small sort of buy-in. Even just going by “Elizabeth” could be seen as a way to eliminate an element of “performance.” (If you see it as her suggesting this is not “about her,” so her full name isn’t important. Sure, “Elizabeth” could still be seen as a stage name, but certainly not an obvious “performer” stage name like, “The One and Only, Incredible Elizabeth X, the Second 1st Lady of Magic.”)

There is still much that is very presentational. Her patter, for example, comes off as highly scripted, not like someone chatting with you, or even like a lecturer speaking casually. It sounds like a memorize monologue. Which is fine and perfectly appropriate for the environment, but obviously un-Jerx-like.

So yeah, I can see some similar elements there. I’m curious to see what her next appearance on the show is like.

What I really want to take note of in this post is how limited the professional performance is to invoke feelings, compared to the same effect in a social setting.

I mean, this woman put a lot of effort to create a creepy effect. And I think she did a good job. But still, how scary was it?

On a scary scale of 1-10. Where this is a one…

And a 10 is being hunted by mutant mental patients who were left in an abandoned asylum in the woods and have survived all these years by slowly feasting on the bodies of people who lost their way while traveling the back roads. (They eat them piece by piece, not killing their victims until they absolutely have to. They start with your penis, which they place on the grill, still attached to you. And the mental patient doing the deed used to work at one or those hotdog places where they butterfly the meat first.)

On that scale, what is this Britain’s Got Talent performance? A four maybe?

Now, imagine the exact same trick, but performed in a social context using the tools I write about here.

Imagine engaging someone in a conversation about some creepy location you read about. It’s not “patter,” so they’re not quite sure how to take this.

They’re experiencing something one-on-one, not in the comfort of a crowd.

You get to utilize a time investment to perhaps build a sense of impending creepiness. On Britain’s Got Talent you pretty much have 3 minutes between the time you’re introduced and the time you have to change into the ghost of Rhea Pearlman. That’s not really conducive to generating any true fear or dread.

But what if I get you to make a buy-in, and you agree to join me on a car trip to this location. Not too far. Maybe twenty minutes away. But as each mile passes, we’re getting further and further away from civilization. The streets are no longer lit. And the trees are much closer to the road.

Instead of this all happening in a set-dressed greenroom off the stage, it’s happening in a genuinely haunted location (“genuinely” “haunted,” I mean, of course.). It’s happening somewhere dark, and moist, amidst the scent of decay.

It’s in this location that—by a slowly dying flashlight—you look through the pictures and select one. And there, on the rotted wall behind you, you see the name of the person you selected. When you turn back, I am now the person you saw in that old photograph, lunging at you.

Here’s the truth, if you did that trick in a social magic setting like I just described, you would be a fucking asshole. It would be cruel.

The same effect that was somewhat creepy on stage would be genuinely terrifying off. But this goes for all emotional responses. They’re all amplified in a social context. The wistfully nostalgic trick on stage might bring someone to happy tears in a social setting. A sweet trick in a professional setting can be genuinely romantic one-on-one.

The magic feeling itself is intensified when the effect isn’t seen as part of a “performance.” That’s why I recommend stripping any of the trappings of a '“show” from your magic interactions, e.g., patter that isn’t conversational, routines that feel meticulously planned, etc. Your spectator may very well know it’s all still a trick, but if it feels like a “show” then they’re going to feel like an audience, rather than a participant. And getting them to feel like a participant is one of the goals of social magic.

I don’t mean it as a slight against professional performers to say a social performance has the potential to be more affecting to the audience. It’s just the nature of human experience. Professional magic is at a disadvantage when it comes to really connecting with people. It’s easy to think Copperfield has the edge in creating powerful magic because he’s got the money and a staff of people working for him. But the lights, the stage, the staff of people, even the name “David Copperfield,” all serve to distance him from his audience. Not connect with them.

When Copperfield flies in a theater in Vegas, the response is, “Ah, how delightful! I feel like a child again when I see that!” But if he was just a guy you knew from the bus stop and one day he was like, “I feel really weird. I think a moth crawled in my nose last night and got in my brain. I know it sounds ridiculous. I’ve just been light-headed and dizzy and having…like… moth thoughts all day.” And then he just flew up and started buzzing around a street lamp, you would not be talking about “the splendor of magical flight!” You’d be cursing up a storm, or grabbing your gun, or running down the street leaving a trail of poo dripping from one of the legs of your freshly shat pants.

Get Up to Date with Updates!

1 - The newest version of The Jerx app should be deployed tomorrow. Go to the instructions and scroll down to where it says April 2019 Update to see what’s been added.

2 - The first issue of the X-Comm review newsletter was sent to subscribers on Sunday at 9:34 PM, New York time. If you were expecting a copy, but didn’t get it, first check your spam. If it’s not there, make sure you’re checking the email associated with your paypal account (which is the default address I use unless you tell me otherwise.)

3 - The Exaltation of Joshua Jay Contest is being extended to Friday at noon, New York time. See the details of it in the post on April 11th.

The prize package has grown. Not only does it include all the Tenyo items you see here.

But a friend of the site is going to donate your choice of one of the following older and rarer Tenyo items.

• The Nostradamus Clock

• X-Ray File

• Squeeze Play

• Lucky Rabbit

• Silver Express

• Krazy Keys

• Alpha Tunnel

• Knife of the Ninja

• Telephone Telepathy

And you will get a $100 gift certificate to Vanishing Inc. Is Vanishing Inc. sponsoring this contest? No! I’m sponsoring the contest. (But hell, if any magic company would like to sponsor this contest, feel free, I’ll dump the Vanishing Inc. gift certificate like a hot potato for your $100 gift certificate).

Also, I’ve changed the way I’m going to judge the contest. Originally I was just going to picke the one I liked “best.” But I’m seemingly incapable of judging that, because each time a new entry comes in, I think, “Oh! I like this one best.” Recency bias and just generally being a happy-go-lucky ding-dong, delighted by everything, prevent me from judging the contest as I’d like. So instead I will nominate the top 3 or 5 (or more), and the winner will either be chosen randomly, or by a vote (if I can find a good way to do that).

If you’re like, “Oooh, I don’t care about Tenyo, but I’d like the gift certificate,” or, “I’d like something off that older Tenyo list, but I don’t need the new ones, I already have them,” just know that if you win you can accept any portion of the prize you like and the rest will be offered to the person in second place, and so on down the line.

There’s no point in entering if you’re not going to put some real effort into mimicking a JJ photo. I already have plenty of solid entrants, so you’ll have to do some work to crack the top 5, although it’s still very doable.

And yes, your photos will definitely be posted if you’re in the top group, and possibly even if you’re not. Although my default will be to not use your name, just your initials, so it won’t show up on a google search. IF you want your name associated with it, you’ll have to explicitly state that. For example, “Oh, please use my name. I want friends, family, and potential employers to be able to google my name and find a picture of me mimicking Joshua Jay except instead of a deck of cards I’m holding a clear dildo.”

Need

I had a little “A-Ha” moment while on break this past week.

Before I get to that, let me start this post with a conversation I’ve had with a number of women throughout my life. The conversation is the same, but it might start from one of two parallel paths. It’s me discussing one of my favorite past-times and the woman responding by saying one of these two things…

“I don’t like magic.”

Or

“I don’t like (receiving) oral sex.”

In both cases, I give a little smile and nod. “Sure,” I say.

“You don’t believe me?” she asks.

“Uhm… no, I believe you. I mean, I believe you think you don’t like it.”

“Oh, so I don’t know what I like?” she says.

“It’s not that,” I say, “I just get the sense that you haven’t experienced it from someone who knows what they’re doing. So your judgment is based on unsatisfying experiences. But I wouldn’t write it off all together if I were you.”

“Ah… I see, and let me guess…you’re the person who is going to change my mind about this?” she says, skeptically.

I stare her in the eyes. “Yes.”

I give it a beat. “I mean, if you give me the opportunity.”

Then, if she’s into the idea, we follow one of those parallel paths. Both which generally end with her screaming, “Oh, my god!”

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I met a girl named Jessica last summer. I mentioned my interest in magic. She told me she didn’t like magic. “Sure,” I said.

Whenever I get that response, I always ask them to break it down for me what they don’t like about magic. Often they can’t put it into words. They’ll say something like, “I just don’t like it.” I don’t mind this response. I relate to it. I don’t love watching most magicians either.

Jessica was one of those people who couldn’t put into words why she didn’t like magic.

Over the summer we became better friends and I showed her a few things in a social magic style and she absolutely loved them.

When I asked her what she like about the magic I was showing her, she couldn’t put that into words either. She would just give some unenlightening reply, “It’s fun. I don’t know. It’s just different.”

I tried to get her to give me something more helpful because I felt like if I could identify what specifically we can do to turn someone who doesn’t like magic into someone who does, then that would obviously be very valuable information. I must have asked Jessica three or four times about it because the turn around with her was dramatic. She went from saying she didn’t like magic at all to always pestering me to see more and more.

But she never really gave me anything solid to go on as far as what exactly caused the turn around.

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Then this past week I got an email from her talking about a podcast she listened to.

“[Conan O’Brien] described them [“them” is SCTV, the Canadian sketch comedy program] as ‘the least needy comedy show’ he’d ever seen. I think there’s something about that in the magic that you and Mark [a friend who also does “social” magic] do. It feels very non-needy. It’s just fun.”

Her email made me think back to the magic I performed 10-15 years ago. In those days, my magic was more traditional in presentation. “Watch this amazing thing I can do,” more or less.

What I noticed back then was that, generally, people seemed to enjoy the tricks. But the tricks I had the most fun performing and seemed to lead to the best “vibe” in the group, were often tricks that were a 6 or 7 on the “impressive” scale. A really solid card trick, or something like that.

On the other hand, if I showed them something that was a 10 as far as how amazing it was, I might get an initial blown away response, but there would often be an awkward energy afterwards. One that didn’t mesh well with hanging out and having fun. And I think I would tell myself, “Oh, well they’re just freaked out by that incredible thing you just showed them.” But I don’t think that was the problem. Or, at least, I think it was only part of the problem.

I think I have a better understanding of the issue now, and I believe it’s this…

Magic, when it’s performed well, makes the magician look powerful. And also, magic, even when it’s performed well, makes the magician look needy.

These two things are not compatible. And some audience members are more uncomfortable with this incongruence than others, and they will be turned-off from magic altogether.

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The more power you’re claiming to have, the more uncomfortable and awkward the “neediness” will feel in comparison to it. This is why a mediocre magician demonstrating sleight-of-hand will come off as a bit of a goofball, whereas a mediocre mentalist claiming actual powers will come across as weird or creepy.

It’s also why, when I was performing in the usual style, my tricks that were 6s and 7s on the impressive scale didn’t create the same uncomfortable energy the most powerful tricks would.

When I was performing a trick that was a “level 10” powerful, they were witnessing a great demonstration of power that wasn’t in harmony with someone seeking approval or attention which is how we typically come off when performing magic in the standard manner.

I believe, in a social setting, for your most impressive demonstrations to feel “right” to the spectators, you need to remove anything that comes across as needy, and that includes what we think of as the classic way to perform magic.

This is what I think Jessica was responding to. When the spectators don’t sense any “need” they can fully engage with even the strongest magic without having to wonder what the performer’s motivations may be.

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Some will disagree with me that performing magic makes the magician look needy, but I think it’s almost inarguable. Magic, as it’s traditionally performed, is you demonstrating something the people you’re performing for can’t do. Asking people to watch you do something in a social situation that they can’t do is inherently needy. You want their response, their attention, their appreciation, their validation.

But no! I don’t want anything from them. I just want to entertain them.

That may be true (I kind of doubt it) but that’s not how it will come off to other people. Put yourself in the spectator’s shoes. Think of it this way… if you go see an NBA game and you watch guys dunk and perform incredible feats of human agility, you can see that as pure entertainment. Now imagine yourself at a party and some guy says, “Hey everyone, come out front, I’m going to dunk a basketball for you.” You may be wildly impressed by his skill, but you’re also going to think, “This guy is a little desperate.”

The entertainment comes from him doing something that you can’t do. But, as I said, “Hey, I want to show you something that you can’t do,” is a simultaneously powerful and needy concept.

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The good news is, even though I hadn’t quite put it in these words, this whole site is filled with techniques to downplay or eliminate the “needy” element of magic, so you don’t create that awkward energy.

What is the Distracted Artist performance style? That’s dunking the basketball when you think no one is looking. That doesn’t come off as needy. That’s just cool.

What is the Peek Backstage performance style? That’s you saying, “Hey, would you mind coming outside and shooting something on my phone for a couple minutes? I’m trying to learn how to dunk, but I just can’t get it. I need to look at some video to see what my issue. is” Then they’re out there filming you and on the fifth or sixth attempt… you fucking do it! Oh my god! You can’t believe it. And they’re psyched too because they’re rooting for you. The neediness is gone.

Shifting the focus from the magician removes the neediness. The needy feeling is a byproduct of you asking them to watch you demonstrate your special ability. When your presentation shifts the focus from yourself, you’re undermining that feeling. It does not matter if they believe the presentation or not. You can tell them a believable lie that you want to show them an interesting psychological quirk of their mind, or you can tell them an obvious fiction about your invisible dog. Text will trump subtext. If your presentation is, “Check out what I can do,” (which is the standard presentation for traditional magic) that will reinforce the idea that you need validation. If you put the focus on anything else then you clearly are making the choice to not put it on your “abilities,” which is an obviously non-needy thing to do.

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While this is something to keep in mind throughout your performances, I think it’s particularly important the first few times you perform for someone. Over time you will build a reputation with them and they’ll begin to understand your motivations and probably won’t sense a neediness in your performances if you haven’t demonstrated one in the past.

But at the same time, if early on you perform in a way that looks like you’re showing off, or trying to impress them, or looking for approval, or doing anything else that comes off as needy, it’s probably going to take a lot of work to get them to lose that impression of you.

Teenage Dream aka The SSP

Imagine

My friend Justin is at my apartment for the first time. He’s checking out my playing card collection and asking the good, standard questions you should ask when looking at anyone’s collection of anything.

“What’s your favorite one?”

“What’s the rarest one?”

“What’s the most you paid for one?”

“Which was the first one you obtained?”

“The first one?” I say, “Oh, I don’t keep it out here. It’s not really in very good condition like these other decks. Actually, there’s something I’d like to try with you and that deck. I’m glad you brought it up. Hold on, I’ll get it.”

I come back a minute later with an old, bridge sized deck. The cards are kind of warped. There is no case. They’re just held together with a rubber band.

I take off the band and shuffle up the cards and ask him to sit on the floor with me.

“I found this deck years ago when I was a teenager, in the woods near my house. It was near an empty case of beer. There were probably some older teens playing some sort of game in the woods, I guess, and they just left it behind. But I found it and it immediately became my favorite deck.”

“I don’t want to look at the cards just yet. Instead I want you to just take the cards and deal them into two relatively equal piles, just by instinct. Not just back and forth, but in a random way. Some here and some here.”

I finish shuffling and give him the deck. He deals the cards into two piles at random. There are no breaks in this procedure.

When he’s done I say, “Let’s see if this worked.” I start turning the cards over from top of each pile simultaneously into a new face up pile. As I turn over the first cards, he realizes that this is a deck of nudie playing cards.

I continue to turn over cards into a pile.

“Oh my god, that’s crazy. I thought maybe you’d be able to do it, but it still seemed unlikely.”

He’s wondering what the heck I’m talking about.

“You don’t see it?” I ask. I pause the dealing and spread the face up piles to give him a closer look. “Take a look… I think you’re perfect so far,” I say as I peruse through the cards.

The rest of the cards are turned face up and spread as well.

“That is unbelievable,” I say. Justin looks at me dumbly. “You did it!” I say. He’s still confused.

“You separated all my favorite cards,” I gesture to one pile. “From my least favorite,” I gesture to the other. “That’s really amazing.”

His face is asking if this is a joke. If it is, it’s not really that funny. Usually I have a better payoff for jokes than this.

“I’m serious,” I say. “Hold on.” I get up and go to the kitchen for a second and come back with a small black object. It’s not immediately clear what it is.

“You did it,” I say. “You found all my favorite cards. These are my favorites,” I say, pointing to one of the piles. “I’ll prove it to you.”

I take the item in my hand and point it at the pile.

It’s a flashlight.

A blacklight/UV flashlight.

I turn it on and my “favorite” cards glow with the unmistakable splatter of jiz-stains gone by. The other pile is completely clean.

Method

Okay, first, while this is my presentation and handling, the idea for the routine goes to friend-of-the-site, Jon Shaw. Also, the real name of this trick isn’t Teenage Dream. I just didn’t want to give too much away at the start of the effect. In recognition of Jon Shaw’s inspiration and concept behind this trick, the real name is:

The Shaw Skank Prediction

Andy, just because a woman posed for a nudie deck of cards, that doesn’t make her a skank.

Beat it, dude. I'm trying to have fun here.

And it’s not quite a prediction it’s more of—

Fuck off, man! It’s a grade-A pun. Leave me alone.

You can probably put the pieces together in how to construct and routine the effect, but let me give you my experience.

Constructing the Deck

Get a nudie deck of cards.

Get some UV ink. (That’s the one I used, but there could be better options.)

Get a small blacklight flashlight.

Shuffle up the deck and deal out 26 random cards.

Mark the back of those 26 cards in some manner (filling in a circle, or crossing out a line or something.

Lay out those 26 cards face up on a towel or newspaper or something.

Let the UV ink drip over the cards. Try not to get the cards too wet, but make sure there’s some ink on all 26 cards. Then let it dry over the course of a couple hours.

Couldn’t I actually just jerk off on the cards?

Hmm… fair question. Maybe? But your friends are going to be handling these cards. Don’t be a scumbag.

Now, contrary to my hope, the UV ink does not dry completely clear. The problem is, I think, that it’s designed to soak into something like skin or paper, and the plastic coated cards aren’t an ideal substrate for the ink.

There may be a different sort of ink that disappears more, or a different sort of nudie deck that absorbs the ink more, I don’t know. You can figure that out if you want. In an ideal world someone would print the cards with the UV ink within the cards, so it would be genuinely invisible. But that seems like an expensive proposition.

So I went the opposite direction. Instead of trying to make the jiz cards seem as perfect as possible, I made the other half of the deck equally jacked up. I sprinkled water on it, scuffed up the cards, and just generally messed them up so all the cards—whether they glowed or not—would feel weird. Then I made up the story that this was a deck I found in the woods many years ago, and that accounts for them being spotty and wavy and imperfect.

Handling

You can use any OOTW handling you like. I use the one that follows because it feels completely straightforward and it takes advantage of the fact that it’s not clear what’s happening even after the cards are being turned face up.

So your deck is separated into glow and no-glow cards. Give the deck some red/black (Ireland) shuffles. This keeps the halves separated, but it looks like a real shuffle because it is a real shuffle.

Give the deck to the person to deal into two piles.

Count one of the piles “to see if they’re even.” In actuality, by counting that pile you’re reversing the cards.

If the piles aren’t even, have the person slide out enough cards from anywhere in the large pile so that it will now have 26 cards. Replace those cards into the smaller pile (so that pile will now have 26 cards too). You will know if the cards are glow or non-glow cards because they’re marked. This will tell you if you should replace them in the top or bottom half of the smaller pile.

Here is the switch I use. I’ve used it in other OOTW variations where it’s not immediately apparent anything has happened. It’s not a slick or clean looking switch by any means, and wouldn’t work in a normal OOTW context.

You’re flipping the cards into a face up pile in front of the face down piles you’re pulling from. At some point the markings will switch, indicating you can’t flip anymore. It’s at this point I pause and I’m like, “Do you see what’s going on? Take a look.” All attention is on the face-up cards. I set the two face down piles aside, so I can clear the space in front of me so I can pull the face up piles inward. Then I finger through the face-up cards for a minute, like I’m just checking on how things are going.

Then when I take back the face-down piles, I just put them back behind the opposite piles.

Here’s a sped-up version…

There’s not really intended to be a “secret” switch here. What I mean is there’s not a “move” going on. You’re just taking advantage of the fact they don’t know they need to be concerned about which cards are coming from which pile. You can certainly do a more invisible switch if you feel it’s necessary. I don’t feel like it’s necessary because A) the focus is on the face-up cards B) for all they know we might be done with the face-down piles at that point, they don’t know they’re coming back in play. When you’re turning over all red and all black cards, as in a typical OOTW, then it becomes clear where things are going and it makes sense you might need to concentrate on what happens with those piles. But when you’re just turning over seemingly random cards, there isn’t the same feeling that they need to focus on what cards are coming from where. But again, feel free to go with something slicker if you disagree.

And there you have it. If you attempt to construct the deck, let me know if you have better luck with the application of a different sort of ink.

Thanks again to Jon Shaw.

I’m off next week, I’l see you when I return on the 22nd.

Mailbag #3

Did you mention you were going to review Tenyo’s new releases? —DM

I think I may have, but I decided against it as I didn’t have much to say.

Here’s the thing… up until recently, I was not someone who followed the Tenyo releases every year. I knew of them, but they weren’t really “my thing” so I didn’t pay that much attention. Only in recent years have I found some ways to perform them in a manner that suited my style. So when I came to Tenyo, I was coming to their extensive back catalog, which includes a number of ingenious and classic tricks. And discovering those tricks en masse was great, but it probably leads the annual releases to feel like a bit of a letdown to me. It would be like discovering a band via a “Best Of” album that spanned their 40 year career and then expecting their new releases to live up to that Best Of album.

All of that is to say, I didn’t really love any of the new releases. And when it comes to magic props/gimmicks—physical objects that I need to hold onto in order to perform a trick—I’m just not going to hang onto them unless I’m 100% in love with performing them for real people. I’m a minimalist. If it’s a clever method but isn’t something I’d perform, then it’s not for me, because I’m not that kind of collector. So I’m probably the wrong person to review Tenyo because I don’t think they’re intended to be the most practical and performable stuff.

So, let’s have a contest. I’m going to give away a box of Tenyo tricks that I don’t use, including the full 2019 Tenyo line of tricks.

The contest?

The Exaltation of Joshua Jay Contest

Similar to “tableaux vivants” where people re-enact classic paintings…

In this contest you will be re-enacting an image of Joshua Jay.

The Rules:

1. To enter this contest, just find any picture of Joshua Jay and do your best to recreate the photo with yourself in Josh’s place.

2. No photoshop allowed.

3. Must be the magician Joshua Jay, we’re not here to glorify some random guy with the same name

4. Send me your recreation and the original it was by two weeks from today with the subject line JJ Contest.

5. The winner will be picked by me. Points will be awarded for attention to detail and if it makes me laugh.

6. Win or lose, your entry may be posted on the site.

7. The prize will be a couple hundred dollars worth of open, but unused Tenyo items from the past couple of years. And some special bonus items not pictured below.

This is legit, so if you’re at all interested, definitely submit a pic by the deadline.

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I really like your new presentation for Miraskill, which I think solves a problem with the effect […] Playing cards tend to get spectators, particularly family and close friends of a magician, thinking about math. I think you've written about this too, how getting away from cards is always a good idea with self-working methods. […} Predicting the breakdown of laundry types, on the other hand, is not the sort of thing spectators would attempt to do on their own, the "skill" looks too specific to be practical; and non-mathematical methods are likely to be assumed. That there is no such thing as standard sets of laundry with, say, 26 pieces of each type, I think further hides the method. —CZ

Thanks. That presentation does add a weakness though, in that I think dealing through cards in pairs can probably be justified more easily (as part of a game or procedure) than pulling out clothes in pairs. That’s why, in keeping with Monday’s post, I would keep them in the dark about what’s going to happen until past the point that the laundry has been divvied up.

I guess if one was really into the idea, they could come up with something where they had a bag of laundry with just pants and shirts and the person would remove one pair of pants and one shirt blindly and if they matched (in some manner) they would go in the dryer and if they didn't match they'd go in the washer. Then the removing of pairs would make more sense, because they are “putting together outfits.” Or something like that. But that's way too much work. 

The nice thing about this is, if you understand the workings of Miraskill well enough, it's something that you can have in the back of your mind, and if you're ever staying at a friend or relatives house it's something you can show them with their socks or underwear or laundry pretty much at a moment's notice without much set-up (other than determining the breakdown of the items involved) and it's not going to feel like any other trick you or anyone else has ever shown them. And that's even if they've seen Miraskill at some point.

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I'm compelled by your desire for anonymity.  Most magicians want the opposite, and in spades. […] You certainly have earned the appreciation of many respectable people in the field. Do you ever wish you could accept some of that praise in a conventional way?  Or toy with the idea of making your identity public? — BS

Nope.

For whatever reason, I don’t get much from that kind of validation. I appreciate it that people like the site, and it’s cool when people I admire have something nice to say about it, and I love hearing about or seeing people performing something I created, but it doesn’t make me feel any better about myself (I’m already pretty delighted with myself).

It’s not just with magic. In most of my freelance writing work outside of magic I’m uncredited, or credited as part of a group, and that’s perfectly fine with me. In fact, I prefer it.

I’ve always been this way. I think when I was writing the Magic Circle Jerk and calling Steve Brooks a fat slob, people assumed, “Oh, he’s anonymous so he can say these awful things without fear of retribution,” but that wasn’t the case. Now I’m writing a site that is, I think, exceedingly positive (Look, I don’t care, I’ll say it. I was wrong. Steve Brooks has the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen.) and I still prefer to keep it anonymous.

In fact, now it’s more important to me, because I want to be able to write about these interactions I have with real people in my real life and I wouldn’t be able to do that freely if I wasn’t doing it anonymously. The people in my life know I have an interest in magic, and some know I do some work related to it, but they don’t know to the extent that I do. Which is good because it allows me to have some genuine interactions with them without them saying or thinking, “Oh, is this something for your magic blog?”

Believe me, if there was a way around that part of it, I probably wouldn’t be anonymous. It’s a bit of pain in the ass. Originally it was kind of fun. I laid some misdirection seeds about my identity back in the MCJ days and even in the years between the two sites. But it was easier then because I just had to account for the blog and emails. Now, in addition to doing that stuff through a proxy: all the business dealings for the publishers and printers are done through someone else, the phone I use for Jerx stuff isn’t in my name, all incoming and outgoing physical mail is handled by other people. (If you swabbed an envelope I sent you for DNA, it wouldn’t come back to me. (That’s not to say you won’t find my DNA on some of the things I send you… but ♪that’s not saliva!♪ (I wish there was a font that meant, “I’m saying this in a sing-songy voice.”)))

The truth is almost nobody really cares. In fact, I think the overwhelming majority of readers prefer I stay anonymous. It’s just more interesting that way. I’m not trying to create a mystery here. I’m trying to deflate one. It doesn’t matter who I am. Does it really make a difference if you credit my work/thoughts to Andy at The Jerx or to my real name: Chauncey von Bassermann-Jordan? [Oh FUCK! Dammit! Great job, Chauncey, you fucking moron. Now everyone is going to know! Why isn’t my backspace key working? Siri, delete name. Siri, listen to me, DELETE NAME. Uuggghhh.]

The final point I’ll make on this—and the main reason why it’s nothing anyone should be concerned with—is that it’s not really a mystery that can be solved. There is an element to the situation that you don’t know about, so you can’t really put the pieces together even if you were inclined to. It’s like… you know how Kreskin will have his check hidden in the theater and he’ll use muscle reading to find it? Well, imagine he searched all over the theater and couldn’t find the check and then said, “Okay, I give up, where did you hide it?” And the person said, “Oh, at the Wetzel’s Pretzels in the mall.” Saying, “Who is the Jerx?” is like asking, “Where in the theater is the check hidden?” It can’t be answered because it’s the wrong question.

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I understand why you never use playing cards to “represent” something else. I also understand why you’re not a fan of Sam the Bellhop or Vernon Triumph stories of events that happened in the past being recreated for the trick. We want to perform magic that is happening in the present moment. Makes sense. 

That said, I’m sure you have some fantastic true, real life stories that your friends would enjoy. Do you prefer to just tell good stories and not complicate them with a trick, or has there ever been a story that you’ve wanted to elevate with an accompanying magic trick?

I’ve always been jealous of how music can tell a story. Magic seems to fall short and, at best, appears like a Broadway play with the magician talking about when he first saw snow.

Perhaps magic isn’t the medium to TELL stories but to CREATE them. —JF

Yes, your last line gets it, I think. Somewhere else, I can't remember where, I wrote that I see magic less as a way to tell people stories, and more as a way of giving them stories to tell.

Music, books, movies, etc. they can all take your conscious mind and project it somewhere else. You're sitting in your living room, but the song brings you to a honky-tonk bar approaching a pretty lady, or the book projects you to a place where you're trapped in a car with a rabid dog outside the door, or the movie puts you on a spacecraft with your oxygen supply rapidly decreasing. 

Those storytelling vehicles are great at taking you somewhere else. But magic is at its strongest when it pulls you into the present moment (because that's when the magic is taking place). So trying to tell a story about another place or time has you working at cross-purposes to what magic does best.

That's why I feel the best stories you can tell with magic are "present tense" stories. (More about that in this post.) 

What you can do—and something I do frequently—is tell a story that sets up a trick, finish it, and then go into the trick. Do one after the other, not the two in parallel. That way you're not splitting their focus between something that happened and something that is happening.

(The way theatrical magic relates to storytelling is different. I'm really just speaking from the perspective of the social performer.)

It's another way where I think magic is like sex. Could you use a sexual encounter to tell a story about something that happened at some other point in time in some other place with other people? I suppose you could. ("And then the scout master got behind me like this....") But it's really not what the act is best suited for. Sex and magic are all about pulling your focus into the here and now and sharing this moment, not talking about some other one.

Upcoming Schedule

1. There will be new posts here Thursday and Friday of this week and then I am off next week for Spring Break.

2. For Season 4 supporters, expect the first issue of the review newsletter to hit your email boxes at the end of next week (around the 20th/21st).

3. If you have the Jerx app, an updated version of that will be released in the next couple of weeks as well. I think you can get that at Walgreens. But let me double check with Marc Kerstein on that…

Okay, my bad. It will just be on your phone like every other app update.

This version has an updated design and a couple tweaks to the functionality as well. Check out the Instructions page in the app for those details once the update arrives.

4. If you ordered the AATKT edition offered last Friday, it will be sent in a couple days. It took a little while for my lawyer to get the right legalese for the certificate of authenticity.