Dustings #146
/I feel bad for Oz Pearlman. He's been successful positioning himself as some kind of grand master of human psychology. He tells us he spent three decades "reverse engineering the human mind.” So when he lands a TED Talk, naturally people are expecting some mind-bending insight into how the brain works, how to read people, something they couldn’t find anywhere else.. But because he doesn't actually have skills like that, he has to deliver something considerably more humble: how to remember people's names. And of course he builds it up, implying he's sitting on some revolutionary framework. But then the curtain drops and his technique is to repeat the name and use the name.
Gee, thanks Svengali! I never would have thought of that.
I, of course, am legitimately a towering figure in the study of human behavior and psychology, so I’ll once again share my own method for remembering people’s names. One that isn’t just a lightly paraphrased regurgitation of Harry Lorayne that you’d find in every airport business book or LinkedIn essay on the subject.
When I meet someone and they tell me their name, I immediately imagine them 69'ing someone I know with the same name. It can be someone I know personally, someone famous, or a fictional character. So if Sarah introduces herself to me, I just imagine her engaged in simultaneous oral with singer Sarah McLachlan—someone I can easily picture. If I want to be extra sure, I'll add another detail to the background that I associate with the name. For Sarah McLachlan, that might be a few abused and homeless dogs who are also 69'ing. That image won't leave your mind.
In the last Dustings post, I introduced a contest based on the new Jerx gang sign I took from an Instagram post on a shitty pen vanish.
Rick Merrill writes:
Here’s my submission for the Jerx gang sign. It’s from 2006 during, what turned out to be, my Grand Prix winning close up act. I flash the sign around the 3:20 mark. Some of us actually could’ve stolen the old broad’s expensive pen at that party. The poor knucklehead in the video didn’t understand the part of the vanish that made it the most magical looking.
P.S. God, I was fat…
First, you’re more thicc than fat.
Second, doing this onstage at FISM does meet the “interesting or unusual situation” clause as indicated in the original contest announcement. Sadly I must disqualify the entry for the following reasons:
1. Your entry can’t pre-date the contest. And it certainly can’t predate the site.
2. You need to flash the weird OK sign at least three times, as that is what amplifies the stupidity of this thing.
3. You can’t be doing the sign during the course of actually vanishing a pen. It must be done simply as a gang sign.
Your intention has to be to demonstrate gang affiliation. That’s how it works with these signs. If I happen to do the sign for the crips while demonstrating to someone how girthy my dong is, that doesn’t make me a member of that gang.