Dustings #155
/JG writes:
In case you missed it they are now selling a holder, taking Pass the Salt to the next level. Going directly to my list of things I don't want EMTs to find on my belt if I had a stroke.
Oh, thank God. A seasoning holster. I was worried I’d look strange carrying around my own salt and pepper shakers for a magic trick. But with this, I can just wear them on my belt like a normal person.
Does anyone have a Magic Café account they don’t use that I can take over? I’m ready to make my return to the site, but it doesn’t seem like they accept new registrations anymore (which is why the site has had almost no growth in the past 10 years).
Don’t worry, Café staff. I won’t cause any trouble. It’s hard to cause trouble when the place is so abandoned. Visiting the Magic Café now is like wandering into the Backrooms. Where is everybody? Why hasn’t anything changed here in decades? And what’s that ungodly creature in the corner?
I’ll be super bland and uncontroversial and say nothing of consequence. Just like you like it.
The Jerx app has been updated. From Marc Kerstein:
The latest update to The Jerx app is now live. It brings:
iPhone Duo support
More realistic Notes, Safari and Camera UI
iOS 26 and iOS 27 support with Liquid Glass
Local AI used in multiple effects, such as Wish List and Br@inDump
More fixes and refinements throughout.
The update is available now, here:
https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/the-jerx/id1082369141
The best part of this update is that it makes the effect Wish List (originally inspired by this post) much more workable than it's been in the past.
This was originally more of a half-baked idea I added to the app because I knew it wouldn't be that difficult to make. Unfortunately, it relied on voice recognition and hitting a button on your phone at just the right time, which made it a bit hit-or-miss. Now it uses local AI on your phone to handle all of that.
The idea is that you mention to your friend there's a trick or experiment you want to show them. Then, when you stop by their place, you bring it up again. You pull out your phone to check the instructions.
"Okay, so we're going to need a few things. We'll need a pen, a battery, a comb, a toothpick, and a fork. If you could go get those. Oh… wait…," you say, as you "notice" those things are already on the table.
"Wait, did I tell you to get these for me?"
No.
"You just happened to have them here? Really? Did you read about this experiment?" You show them the note on your phone with the instructions mentioning those exact items throughout.
No. I don't know what you're talking about.
"Hmm. That's weird, but… whatever. Okay, let's just try this…."
And then you go into a five-item equivoque, with the final item also identified in the instructions (which you send them before you start).
You might think they'll guess it's AI. And they might. But the idea is just to have this sort of offbeat way to lead into the effect. If you don't play it up too much, they may imagine it to be some genuinely weird coincidence.
The fact that the item they end up "selecting" is also identified in the instructions makes it harder for them to brush off the earlier portion as just AI or voice recognition.