The Greatest Magic Advice in the History of the Art

Yes!

Fuck yes!!!!!

Finally somebody is saying it. Finally someone has the balls to say it.

That first fan looked like disgusting hot dog-shit.

The second one was a stunning display of refined beauty, like the wings of an angel gently unfurling under the shimmering radiance of a full moon.

Any questions?

Look… he’s right. He’s so god-damned right. Some of you are just too afraid to admit it.

Let me reiterate it for those of you too dense to open your ears when faced with THE TRUTH.

What 👏people 👏want 👏from 👏magic👏 is 👏to👏watch 👏you 👏spread 👏every 👏single👏card 👏equally👏.

That’s it, baby. Everything else is superfluous.