Naming Your Virtual Magic Show
/The other day I was watching an episode of Cheers. I’ve been rewatching the show on Hulu and I’m on season 9.
The episode I was watching featured Carla’s son, Gino.
And then I saw this credit at the end:
That name sounded so familiar to me, but I couldn’t quite place it.
But then I figured out what it was…
That’s right! He was a “grammar host” on the Magic Cafe back in the days of my old site.
At first I was pretty excited by this. I’m happy when magicians have real accomplishments outside of magic. And being on Cheers as one of Carla’s kids is a particularly cool accomplishment to have.
But then I got worried.
As a young man he guest-starred on the most popular show on television, and a decade later he was correcting grammar on a magic message board. That sounds like the first line of a biography about a guy who shot up a movie theater.
I was worried about the guy. But the good news is, I did some googling and found his site. And he seems to be doing well. He was on Fool Us and he’s doing a virtual show.
His show is called “Virtually Impossible.”
You might say, "Oh, I’ve heard of that show.” But no, you probably haven’t. You’ve probably just heard of someone else’s virtual show, because they’re all called “Virtually Impossible.”
As always, I like to be of service, so I’ve brainstormed some names for your virtual show, so as not to further crowd the marketplace with this one show name that everyone is using. Feel free to use one of these…
Top Virtual Magic Show Names That Aren’t “Virtually Impossible.”
Statistically Improbable
Essentially Unthinkable
Practically Inconceivable
For All Intents And Purposes Unimaginable
Impossibly Virtual!
Virtually Impossible 2: Money Never Sleeps
Abraca-mputer!
www.magic.fun
Hocus Skype-us
I Hope You Like Having Something Meaningless Predicted Because You’re About to See That A Half-Dozen Times
Are You Muted? Or Just Not Reacting?
No, I Swear, This Is What I Was Imagining When I Dreamed of Having My Own Magic Show
Ignore the Laundry on the Exercise Bike Behind Me: A Magical Journey
This Is What Jeffrey Toobin Was Watching: The Magic and Topical Comedy of [Your Name Here]
And You Thought A Normal Magic Show Was An Awkward, Stilted Event.
From the Device that Brought You Oregon Trail…an Evening With [Your Name Here]
Maybe I Should Pipe In Crowd Noise, Like They Do For Baseball
On the Plus Side, At Least You Can’t Smell Me: The Magic of [Your Name Here]
The Show That Someone With No Understanding Of What People Like About Magic Called, “The Future of Magic.”