Tweak-End: Las Vegas Leaper by Paul Harris

Do you do Paul Harris' Las Vegas Leaper? You should, it's one of the best anytime, anywhere, any deck tricks you can do. I do the first phase as described in book 1 of the Art of Astonishment. Then I often do the second phase from Big Time Las Vegas Leaper, as described in book 3. 

I have a fairly robust presentation for this effect, but today I'm just going to offer a small verbal tweak that can increase the reaction to this trick enormously.

First, for those who aren't familiar, the effect is that the spectator counts 10 cards in their own hands, the performer doesn't touch them after they've been counted. The performer counts 10 cards for himself and then transports three of his cards over to the spectator's. So when the magician counts his cards, he has 7, and when the spectator counts her cards, she has 13. Then they do it again. So the magician has 4 and the spectator has 16. 

Here is the tweak. Once the spectator has counted their cards, you count off ten [supposedly] for yourself and hold up your pile. You say, "Ok, I have ten cards here. Name a number between one and ten."

Do you see? The numbers that will be said an overwhelming majority of the time (in my experience) are 3 or 7, and you are now set for a mindblowing effect because you already are holding 7 cards, and they already are holding 3 more than they think they are.

So...

If they say 7, you say: Okay, I will take these ten cards and turn them into seven. [Squeeze the packet between your hands, concentrate for a beat, then cleanly count 7 cards to the table.] But those three cards didn't disappear, I sent them over to your pile.

If they say 3, you say: Okay, I will send you three of my cards.

If they say 3 or 7, I only do the first phase. It just seems so impossible. They chose any number they wanted while the cards were already isolated away. It's a perfect effect. 

There are decent outs for all the other numbers as well.

If they chose 6 or 4, you are going to do the same thing, but you are just going to break it up into a first and second phase.

If they say 4, you say: Okay, I'm going to turn this packet of ten cards into four, one by one. [Make the cards vanish one at a time. False counting your pile as nine, then eight, then legitimately as seven. Pause.] The cards aren't really "disappearing," you know. Do you know where they're going? They're going to your pile. How many have I done so far? Three? Okay, let's see if it's working, so at this point you should have 13 cards. Count your cards. [Do the move to set up for the second phase.] Now, you said you wanted me to have four cards, right? So I have three more to go. [False count your four as seven.] We'll do these last three at the same time. [Do a little pop of the cards or whatever and immediately show you only have four. They now have 16.]

If they say 6, you say: Okay, I'm going to make six cards vanish. [Then repeat the same action as in the paragraph above.]

If they say 5, you say: Okay, I'm going to make five cards vanish. [Then you do the same actions as for four or six, but for the second phase you only do two more cards instead of three. Easy.]

If they say 2, 8, or 9 you're going to do something completely different but still logical. 

If they say 2, 8, or 9, you say: Okay, let me see if I have one of those. [Then you spread through your cards to find a card with that value. For example, if they say "two" you then look to see if you have a two in your ten cards. You'll either have a card of that value in your packet, in which case you can remove it, or you don't, in which case let the spectator choose any of the cards you do have instead. So with a 2, 8, or 9 you're acting as if you weren't asking for a "number of cards" but rather a value of cards. Once you have a card of that value or the spectator picks any other card, you tell them to remember that card. You then position that card so that after you do first phase, it will be the card on the top of your spectators pile that you pick up and say, "And look, the two of spades [for example] is still warm." I'm being intentionally vague here, but if you have Paul's work you know what I'm talking about. That line comes straight from his routine. So if they name one of these values you act like you're identifying one particular target card to keep track of.]

If they say 1 or 10 [and they never do] you say: Okay... actually, no... pick a number somewhere between one and ten. That will make it more interesting.

It feels like 70% of the time they go for a 3 or 7 and in that case, the effect not only seems like a completely pure miracle, it becomes almost a sleightless trick. I don't do the one at a time vanish if they name 3 or 7. It's just one moment. "You said seven? Okay, these ten cards are now seven." or "You said three? Okay, I will send you three of my cards." Poof. You're done. Keep it clean. With 4, 5, or 6, I do the first phase as individual vanishes because you're splitting up "their" number into two phases anyway. So it makes sense to do individual cards up to three, check to see if it's working, then send the rest along all at once.

This post is probably confusing if you don't do the trick, and maybe even if you do. I really recommend learning the effect if you don't already do it. It's always been very strong for me, and this adjustment takes it to the next level. The only issue with Paul's original trick is that it didn't make a whole lot of sense to take ten cards in order to make three vanish. And perhaps the broad strokes of the method were too much of a straight line for the spectator, i.e. "I must have had more cards in my hand than I thought, and he must have known how many more." With the way this tweak plays out most of the time, your spectator will really feel like they chose how many cards were to travel. And when they feel that way there is genuinely no way to backtrack the method.

In The Beginning: The Pre-Sliced Banana Trick

I collect beginner's cookbooks. Ideally from the mid-20th century. And ideally reproductions because I'm not a huge fan of 60-year old mayonnaise stains.

Here's a sampling of my collection.

I don't cook too much from these books. I just read them like literature. I prefer mid-century cookbooks because the art is generally more interesting, the language has more character, and you get stuff you just don't get in modern cookbooks. Like racist cereal.

And I particularly like beginner's cookbooks -- even though I am at the very least an intermediate cook -- because I like reintroducing myself to my hobbies every few years. It's good to be reminded of stuff, or to look at stuff you're already familiar with from someone else's perspective. 

I like to do this with magic as well.

If your goal is to come up with more interesting or engaging presentations for your magic, go get Magic for Dummies, Mark Wilson's Complete Course in Magic, or Joshua Jay's Magic: The Complete Course. (Hmmm.... I just noticed that. Super original name there, Joshua. Couldn't be bothered to crack a thesaurus? Magic: The Entire Curriculum, not good enough?) Now work your way through the book and try to put the effects in a more interesting context. It won't be easy. With some tricks (beginner's or not) the magic just isn't strong enough to support a particularly compelling performance. But if you're someone who values presentations, then it should be somewhat fun, even if the end result isn't really something you'd ever do.

I've gone through a couple of books this way. I don't have them with me where I am at the moment, but I remember a few ideas well enough that I will write them up in the future.

Today I want to talk about the pre-sliced banana trick. I've always liked this trick since I was a kid. I like the history behind it. Originally the books would recommend using a needle and thread to go around 5 or 6 points on the circumference of a banana and then pulling the thread through the banana to create one slice. And then you had to repeat it again for each slice you wanted to do.

Then one night, some dude (and I would love to meet this guy), was probably sitting near a lamp with his glasses on the end of his nose, trying to line up his next needle insertion, when it dawned on him, "What the fuck am I doing here sewing a banana?" And he realized he could just poke the needle in and wiggle it back and forth to create a slice. 

Generally, I would probably do this as a non-presentation. I would take Joshua Jay's idea (or at least the one he presents in his book) of acting like you're taking the "soul" out of the banana and then slicing it with an invisible knife, then acting as if you're putting the soul back into the banana. Then I'd peel it and put it on my cereal. (As part of some racist portrait.) I wouldn't comment on it. I'd just make sure someone was paying attention to me. I wouldn't respond to anything they say until the banana was on the cereal. I'd act like I was in a fugue state. Then I'd snap out of it. Then I'd deny everything they said happened and claim I got a knife, peeled the banana and cut it. When they give their impression of what happened I'd be like, "Look, Occam's Razor, what's more likely: that you didn't see what happened clearly or that I went into a trance and... what exactly?... cut a banana when it was inside its peel with an invisible knife?"

This is actually an example of an extension of my Distracted Artist Presentation style, that I simply think of as the Denial Presentation. There is nothing more fun than getting someone to argue that something impossible happened. Eventually you just act like you're conceding to what they said, and say in a real jerky way, "Ok. Sure. Whatever you say. I cut a banana while it was still in the peel. You got me pegged. Can we move on now?" It's a complete reversal of the standard magician/spectator interaction.

Here's another way to present this trick. I did it this way this summer while staying at a my friend's beach-house. Well, my friend's parent's beach-house. 

Here's what you do. Buy a bunch of bananas and prep all of them. But before you do that, stamp the name of any candy that comes in fruit flavors and in multiple pieces to a pack, on the side of the banana. I stamped "Mentos" on mine. I had planned to stamp Starburst, but it wouldn't fit. 

This is not just a presentational ploy, but it also helps the method. You see, you do the prep where the letters are. This hides the set-up completely. In the old way the needle dots would become brown after a short while and could sometimes look a little odd on an otherwise perfectly yellow banana. With this prep, everything is completely camouflaged. 

Now you put them in a fruit bowl.

Ideally someone will take a banana and notice this weirdness for themselves. You can feed the fire by being like, "Oh right, I think I heard that Mentos is getting into the fresh fruit game because the price of sugar is getting so goddamned high. Thanks a lot, Barack Hussain Obama!" If you're performing for someone particularly conservative, that line will work really well. You can talk further about something you read about how they're trying to maintain their "brand" by having the banana in individual pieces. "I think they cross-breed them with oranges or something to get them to be pre-sliced."

They will open at least a couple more bananas because they want to show everyone in the house. Try to stop them from opening all of them. 

The next morning they will come down the stairs. At some point they will notice the bananas in the fruit bowl. 

"What happened to the Mentos bananas?" they ask.

"The...Mentos...Bananas?" you say slowly, as if you're trying to interpret this phrase. "What do you mean? Did someone have banana Mentos or something?"

"The bananas we had yesterday. The Mentos ones."

"Yeah I had a banana yesterday, but what do you mean, 'The Mentos ones'?"

Let him explain to you what he's talking about. Just act super confused. "No, I wasn't here for that," you say. When he insists you were there the whole time you say, "Uhm, I think I'd remember that. Honestly, this sounds more like a dream or something. Could you have dreamed it?"

He'll take a look at the bananas that are in the fruit bowl and maybe peel one. It's normal. (You switched them out overnight.) You keep denying, and keep saying it was probably a dream he had. He'll swear it wasn't. Eventually he may be frustrated enough to root through the garbage looking for yesterday's peels. He finds them. They're normal banana peels. (You switched those out last night too.)

When I did this a couple months ago, it worked almost too well. I knew my friends would all be onto me if I tried it with them. Even if they didn't know me for trying shit like this, people my age will just immediately google anything they don't know about. Instead we targeted my friend's sweet parents who are in their mid-60s and were staying at the house too. So it was six against two. And on Saturday there were six of us all talking about how we'd read about these new Mentos bananas and how convenient they were and all that. Then on Sunday there were six of us all saying, "No. That never happened." And trying to convince them that they both shared the same weird dream. "That's actually kind of sweet," one of my friends told them. "You two must be really close to share a dream like that." Every condescending attempt to comfort them about the situation just riled them up even more.

"Don't be embarrassed," I said. "I once had a dream that everyone I loved died, and when I woke up after that I remember being said for a couple moments. So this is kind of the same thing."

"It wasn't a dream!" they both snapped.

Epilogue

Before we left I had my friend, whose parents we were messing with, open two windows on their web browser with the following google searches in them, as if she had just forgotten to close the tabs before we left. 

First window:

Second window:

Yes, it's a little mean. But if I thought they were really upset or disturbed in any way, I would have come clean immediately. I've always been good around friends' parents. And even now that most of my friends are mid-20s to late-40s, I still try and make a good impression on their parents. You might say this trick was disrespectful, but it was all in good fun. They're just in their 60s for god's sake. I enjoy spending time with people older than myself. And from doing so I've learned that the least respectful thing you can do is to treat people with a few years on you like they're faberge eggs. So I've always fucked around with my friends' parents the same way I do with my friends, and they generally love me for it.


Here Come the Jerx: Danny Cole vs Justin Willman

I'm the best person to settle magic disputes. Why? Well, I'm smarter than most of you. I have more common sense. And I don't know or care about any of you personally.

Today's case:

Danny Cole vs. Justin Willman

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

An Open Letter to Justin Willman from Danny Cole

Justin,

So obviously I saw your wedding video magic trick because you shared it on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc., and I am feeling pretty bummed about your decision to perform it as you did. 

We both know that the effect of lying back with both feet planted predates my chair routine. It was done on THEM and I didn’t have anything to do with its creation. Chris Gongora and Enrico De La Vega created that. I know that Enrico gave you permission to perform their effect using their method for your wedding. 

The effect you did it at your wedding was the same effect from THEM but not the same method. The crucial difference is the ability for free movement before and after the effect. There would be no dance or even walking around with their method. 

As you know in 2004, after THEM, I created a method to sit in the air with no chair and do a backwards lean as I fought with the chair. I used the “lean” method as a starting point and added the absolute minimum support to that classic lean method so that I could sit and lean backwards. I used a carpet. I could also raise my leg. I could walk around and there was very free movement before and after the effect. As it happens, with my apparatus, it is possible to do the same effect as on THEM. I never used it that way. 

Then Cyril came along a couple years after I started doing it, and realized he could do the effect from THEM with my method. He connected those dots. 

That ability of the performer to walk and move around before and after the effect is very important. However, that isn’t possible with Chris and Rico’s method. And it is curious that while you had permission to use Chris and Rico’s method, that you actually didn’t. I would have no issues if you did. Why didn't you just do that? I think it is because using my method for this effect makes a huge difference in the overall magical atmosphere and impossibility. Without it, you have no dance for your wedding dance video. And in my opinion you are stealing my method because you did it without my permission. 

We can all vanish a coin, but sometimes it looks more magical when one magician does it as opposed to another. Why? Because of the method. The method matters. 

Here is what I think: you are going to claim you didn’t know that you were stealing my method to do their effect and just apologize. But that is just you wriggling through a loophole that allows you to get away with stealing something and still continue to rack up your “views”. Do your Justin Willman “brand” a favor and always do your own thing and never steal ideas. Do a “Drunk History” on that…oh wait, that wasn’t your idea either. 

Danny Cole

Exhibit C

Justin's response from Danny's Facebook

Verdict

Everyone is wrong here.

And I'm not saying Danny is wrong for being upset and making this a public issue. I completely understand why he's doing it.

And I'm not saying Justin is wrong for not getting express permission from Danny. I don't know enough about the nature of the illusion to know if that was required. And honestly, if I was performing any trick at my wedding reception, I wouldn't bother getting "permission" from any of you turds. For the same reason I wouldn't okay it with Tim DeLaughter from Tripping Daisy if I wanted to cover Sonic Bloom during my wedding reception. It's completely unnecessary.

"But," you'll say, "there's a difference between a performance for a private wedding reception and then taking that video and putting it on social media and having it go viral." That's a valid point. But again, it comes down to personal conscience and intent which is very difficult to judge in people.

No, when I say that "everyone is wrong," I mean that everyone is wrong about what the issue is here. We think it's about the method. "That's his method." "That's not your method." "That's not his method." "I was inspired by another method." "That method wasn't yours to take." "The method is what made the effect."

Magicians continue to be preoccupied with the same bullshit that they have for decades or centuries and then wonder why audiences often see magic as irrelevant. The "method" was not what got this trick 6 million+ views on youtube. As I wrote in an email earlier today:

Yeah, it blew up and got a lot of attention, but if anything, the amount of attention it got proves that the method wasn't the most important thing about this trick. If it was then Danny would have gotten that amount of attention for his performance(s) of the same trick. The audiences don't care about the secret. They care about the context and Justin put it into a better context than Danny did.

Magic methods are tools, people. That's it. We are like painters whose main focus is the brush everyone else is using. I'm not saying we shouldn't respect creators and strive for proper crediting and acknowledge our inspirations, we absolutely should. And we should be vigilant against people blatantly ripping off tricks and releasing their own versions and things like that. But, for better or for worse, your method can't be protected. Someone else may take it, or someone else may think of it on their own, either way it's out in the ether. And if someone takes it and uses it to connect and bring joy to millions of people, maybe that's not the worst thing in the world. Again, I sympathize with everyone's position, I just wish we could bring this passion for originality to the public-face of the art as well. Instead we have a lot of, "Hey, did he use MY method for putting a bill in a lemon!?" Instead of, "Why don't we all stop putting bills in lemons for a hot minute."

Sentencing

Justin should make a public post on his social networks about Danny Cole. Not as a mea culpa, but to thank him for his inspiration in whatever way his effect directly or indirectly led to Justin's. He should post a link to Danny's social media and video of some of his performances. And as punishment, Justin should have to do something really embarrassing. Like host a reality show about cupcakes or something.

“Art comes out of art. You cannot have Brahms without Beethoven. You cannot have Beethoven without Bach.”
Guy Davenport

What Does Your Choice of Playing Cards Say About You?

The Karnival Assassins Deck

"I saw an ad for Ed Hardy shirts in Maxim magazine in 2006. I haven't paid much attention, but I'm pretty sure that's still a popular look for non-douchebags, right? These skulls? These guns? Thats totally my style. I'm like a well-dressed skeleton with a tommy-gun. Am I bad? Maybe a little. Am I evil? Hey, you said it not me. Yeah, maybe I'm a little dangerous. What can I say?.... MOM! What the fuck? You forgot to get me pizza rolls, you bitch! You never forget to get stuff when Kurt asks you to!"

The Physique Deck

"The human body is nature's most elegant creation. The perfect intersection of form and function. It is, without a doubt, the strongest evidence of a creator that we have..... I'm just goofin'. I masturbate to my deck of cards."

Bicycle Elegance Deck

"I accept only the finest things in life. Like a Donald Trump Signature Collection Necktie. Do I have a small penis? What would make you say that? Overcompensating? I don't know what you mean. No, I'm just dumb enough to think that gold as a color (not just as a metal) suggests some measure of intrinsic value. I guess I am an idiot. And yes, I do have a small penis."

Black Americana Deck

"The rich cultural history that is embodied in these, aww fuck it, I just hate coons."

The Bicycle Starlight Deck

"I was blinded by a man who threw acid in my face. On a completely separate note, these cards are probably very beautiful, right? They're advertised as a having 'a glorious abyss of glowing stars' on the reverse side. They do, right? They don't just have some technicolor vomit swirl on the back, do they? That would be the worst thing that ever happened to me if they did. And I'm a guy who got acid thrown in his face."

Dear Mentalists: The Emotional Appeal

I had a friend who worked for a well known stage illusionist. One of his jobs for this illusionist -- when they were breaking in a new trick, or performing in a new theater -- was to look at the illusion from every other seat in the house. So he would just hop from seat to seat during the rehearsals looking at the illusion to check that it looked perfect from that angle. I like that dedication to making sure an effect really fools people. You get this with sleight-of-hand too with people practicing in front mirrors at three different angles or videotaping their performances. In mentalism though, it sometimes seems like there is no testing involved at all.

But don't worry! I love mentalism. I love performing it, and I love watching it with the uninitiated to get their honest feedback about what sorts of things fool them and what don't. Over the next couple of weeks, I will be making a series of posts about techniques and presentational angles in mentalism that I don't think work quite as well as a lot of performers might think. Today I want to talk about...

The Emotional Appeal 

You think by couching your effect in some maudlin story, or telling people that the effect is only possible because of the deep connection you share, that you're touching their heart strings and giving them a powerful experience. Maybe you are. But just as often (if not more), what I've seen is this type of presentation getting in the way of your ability to judge the strength and viability of your material.

If you want to lay some sappy story or a message of self-empowerment over a trick, you first need to perform that trick a number of times without that presentation. Here's why: With an overly-earnest presentation, people will be too embarrassed for you to call you out on a weak trick. I think many mentalists recognize this subconsciously and they use this as a bit of a self-defense technique when performing something with questionable methods. They'll couch the effects in something very personal or sentimental, and because people are nice and generally don't want to call other people out, they'll nod appreciatively and give you a polite, "Wow. That's great," at the end of your trick. 

If you perform mentalism regularly and get a lot of "pleasant" reactions, this could very well be your issue. When I used to perform a lot of straight mentalism, I loved doing very personal, intense presentations. And I noticed that some tricks would completely overwhelm people and fuck with their heads. And others would get a pleasant response. At first I thought it was an issue of presentation because they were seemingly fooled by both effects. But after testing them in different environments I just realized the polite reactions were people who weren't that fooled by the method, but who liked me well enough that they weren't going to call me on my shit, especially when I'd presented it in such a heartfelt manner. 

I then came up with a little test for the effects I would perform. Before working on a real presentation for them, I wanted to evaluate the foundation of the effect first. So I would perform it a few times with this style of presentation: "Hey, ya big dingus. I'm going to read your mind now, because I'm a genius and you're a fucking idiot, so brace yourself." Maybe not those exact words, but that attitude. Now, just try and do one of your cute prop-less math-based "mind-reading" tricks with that presentation. You will get eviscerated. But when you find material that stands-up to this type of antagonistic presentation -- where the spectators are blown away despite themselves -- and then you add on a presentation that is personal or emotional you will find yourself getting those explosively strong reactions you've imagined. (Reactions, honestly, that I'm not always quite comfortable receiving, but the type I think a lot of people are hoping for.)

You might say, "Yes, but if I'm not openly antagonistic, the spectator won't be looking as hard at everything to find the secret. They'll give me the benefit of the doubt. They'll go along with what I say." And yes, that's true. But here's the thing: your spectator knows when they're playing along and their reactions will be in accord with that knowledge.

Yes, use emotion, use a personal connection, but layer it on top of an effect that stands strong on its own. Don't rely on emotion to cover a weak method. The difference between an effect that is amplified by the emotion and an effect that relies on it is the difference between the rumble of the rocking bed of passionate lovers, and the metronomic mattress squeak of a sympathy fuck.

The Helen Keller Reveal

I've mentioned before that I'm always trying to come up with different ways to reveal a peeked word. The following idea is an absurd but compelling way to do so. 

You tell your friend you want to do an experiment in sensory deprivation. You ask her to tie a blindfold around your head. Then you put on headphones that are blaring music, a clothespin on your nose, and you finish off by putting on gloves.

"I want you to go in the other room!" you scream. "There's a business card on the counter! On the back of it I want you to write a word! Then fold it into quarters and put it in your pocket! Am I yelling?! "

When they return you do nothing. Eventually they will poke you. "Oh, you're back," you bellow. "You know how they say that when you lose a sense your other senses compensate for the loss by being enhanced? Well I can't see, hear, smell, or feel! I have taken away all my senses but one! Hand me your card! In a moment I am going to taste your word! Not the word itself, of course, but the pattern of the ink on the card! if this works I will be able to discern the letters with my tongue!"

Your friend hands you her card. You tear it into smaller pieces and toss them in your mouth. After a few moments of swishing the card around in your mouth like a fine wine you either swallow it or spit out the pieces. 

"It tastes like... hmm... it's not 'glass' but it's similar... glazer? No! It's glacier! ... Am I right? Tap me on my shoulder if I'm right."

And of course you're right. This is just a blindfold peek and a center tear and a lot of theater. 

The center tear is about 20% more difficult with gloves on, but not impossible. The thinner the gloves the better, obviously. The aptly named "Shocker" gloves I'm wearing in this picture work very well. They're about baseball batting-glove thickness.  

You don't need to do a fancy center tear. The fact that you've handicapped yourself with the blindfold and the gloves gives you much more leeway for fumbling. 

Here's how I do the center tear in this context. The person hands you the folded card and you peek and get the target corner so it faces the upper right. You tear the card in half and immediately pop the non-target half into your mouth. This is very disarming because it looks like you're getting rid of half of the card within moments of being handed it. And you are. Now tear in half the piece that remains. Cock your head back and sprinkle the non-target pieces into your mouth. This is excellent misdirection for your other hand popping open the remaining piece. Now, due to the blindfold, and all the attention on you chewing the card, you can take a good long look at the info before ripping up that final piece and putting it in your mouth.

You could, of course, change around the sensory deprivation. Instead of plugging your nose, you tape your mouth shut and claim to smell the word, for example. 

When you're done, ask for silence and then say, "To quote Helen Keller: The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." Then turn around and walk straight into a wall. 

Sundry Drive No. 11

Is Ickle Pickle the worst name for a magic company ever?

Trick question. It's the worst name for anything ever.


In the coming months I will be doing some magic-related focus groups. If there is a magician, effect, or technique which you'd like to get real people's opinions on, send me an email and I might be able to add it to the list of things we're testing. 

These tests tend to be a little soul-crushing and not the sort of things magicians want to hear. ("What? 100% of the people questioned said the dollar bill must be dangling from a very small thread? Well, clearly you performed it poorly. What's that? Oh, you showed them Losander's performance? Huh.") But, that being said, they're always pretty interesting, at least as far as I'm concerned.


Do Pedophiles Have A Certain Smile?

For those of you who use the presentation of, "I can read your mind based on subtle body cues," maybe this article could be of interest.

I mean, it would certainly be more compelling than what you're probably doing.

Picture it. You have three people on stage, they each have a coin hidden in one of their outstretched hands.

To the first person you say, "Your nose is tilted to the right. The coin is in your right hand." 

To the second person you say, "Your body weight is shifted to the left. This is a typical overcompensation when someone holds a coin in the their right hand. The coin is in your right hand."

To the third person you say [quoting that page], "You have tight, discolored lips; a visible tongue; concealed teeth; a cocked head; twisted facial features; a bald forehead; disheveled hair; and a general aura of faggotry. The coin is in your left hand. Also you're a pedophile."


A lot of you have been avoiding using your cat in your act because the wizard hat usually takes up too much space in your luggage. Good news. Archie McPhee has just released this:


This is magic. The Dirty Projectors performing an acoustic version of When The World Comes To An End.