The Importance of Combining Methods

I'm a big believer in testing magic methods, techniques, and concepts, as I've mentioned since the beginning of this site, and most recently in this post. When I bring this up to people they will often object. They'll suggest that it is, in some way, like deconstructing and quantifying poetry or something like that. But, while magic is an art, it also has a lot of practical and testable elements to it as well and I think it has suffered because of our fear of rigorously examining those things. We think, "I don't need to test anything. I know when a trick fools them and when it doesn't." But no. No you don't. It's almost impossible to remove yourself from your role as the magician and look at things objectively. And unless you present things plainly and ask your audience pointed questions, you have no idea what they're thinking. "But they laughed and clapped after my trick. Clearly they enjoyed it, so it must have fooled them." Maybe. Or maybe they're just being nice people who were watching a magic performance.

Most people are nice like that. They're not hypercritical and they don't question every unusual action. And we take advantage of that by presenting magic that relies on their charitable view of the proceedings. In fact, if someone does approach our performance with a hard-line, critical assessment, we think he's an asshole. "Lighten up, buddy, it's just a magic show." But, with testing, you can create material that does fool the harshest critics. And you know it will because you've paid people to take the most unforgiving look at your methods and effects. You can't get this feedback from an audience that paid to see you. You can't get it from other magicians. (I would submit that they're the least equipped to tell you what will fool an audience.) Your best hope is a smart, layman friend. But after testing enough tricks with him/her they're not really laymen anymore.

That's why I like recruiting people, focus group style, and having them come off the street knowing their job that day is to find the weaknesses in the effects we're presenting them. It's a hassle and it's expensive but I would split the cost with other magician friends and it wasn't too bad. You could bring in 12 people for 90 minutes and pay $240 total. Split a few ways it was just 60 or 80 dollars every few months. I just considered it an entertainment expense. To me it was fascinating to see what things flew by people and what things they immediately busted.

And what you end up with if you really work this process is magic that is bulletproof and doesn't require a spectator to drop their critical faculties. I find that this alone is a fairly wild feeling for a spectator -- to not have to be forgiving in any way when they had intended to be. It's like going to lift what you think is a heavy bag and it turns out to be filled with styrofoam. Or if you were going out on a blind date and you approached the door thinking, "Well, no matter how she appears, I'll let her know how pretty she looks. That's the kind thing to do." And then she opens the door and she's truly the most jawdropping woman you've ever seen. It's a great feeling to not have to compensate for something when you thought you would.

A great trick is more than just a fooling trick, of course, my only point in stressing the testing of method is because it's something you can test and improve on without sacrificing anything you bring to the artistic side of the effect. 


If you like this notion of testing magic in a more formal setting, I suggest you keep an eye out for an article by Joshua Jay in an upcoming MAGIC magazine. He worked with a university research group to gather some data about people's opinions and thoughts about magic and magicians and it's pretty interesting stuff. It's a little different than the focus-group style I conducted, but it came to many similar conclusions.

I told him I wouldn't spoil any of the results, but I will say if you're someone who does a lot of straightforward card routines with a normal deck, you'll probably not be enthused when you learn the results of how forgettable these types of tricks are to people. 

As I wrote to Josh:

We also did something similar to your study where we invited people back a week or two later and asked them for details about three card tricks we had shown them at their previous visit [Performed live and via video by legends in magic]. Less than 20% (and it may have been closer to 10) could tell us anything other than in the broadest of terms ("Cards changed" or "It was a poker trick"). Anyone who tells you their card tricks are truly memorable are (with rare exceptions) lying to you or themselves. Other than a few transcendent card tricks, most are forgettable. And I don't think that means they're not worth performing, but don't kid yourself and think you're creating some memorable moment. I've made the comparison on my site to these types of card tricks being like action movies. Or maybe a massage. Or an average hand-job. It's fun in the moment and maybe you think about it later that evening, but it's not something that stays with you long term. And I'm perfectly fine with that. I like to do really big, memorable things, but I'm also cool with people just remembering they had a fun time.


Today I want to talk about one of the results of the testing I helped conduct that deals with something that is not unintuitive, but is, I think, undervalued. And that is the idea of combining methods.

Before I go further I want to admit I don't have the exact results of this testing in front of me (it's all in storage at the moment) but my numbers are correct within a couple percentage points.

Here's what we did.

First we would have someone slide a card out of a face-down spread, peek at it, and the magician would guess what it was. When pressed for an explanation, 78% said maybe the cards were marked in some way.

Then, for a different group, we did a trick where someone slid a card out from a face-up spread and the magician, who was blindfolded, was able to tell them the card. 86% said he could probably see through or around the blindfold somehow. 

Then, for another group, we performed the trick with the deck face down and with the magician in a blindfold. So we just combined two somewhat transparent methodologies. But when we did, only like 8% suggested the method was a see-thru blindfold AND a marked deck.

I was amazed at how strong a method could arise from combining two weak methods. I would have thought, "Well, 86% understand you might be able to see through a blindfold, and three-quarters are familiar with marked decks. So... at the very least we're looking at like 60% who get both concepts. And I would expect most of them to be able to put the two together." But that's not how it happened. And we repeated this test and similar ones often enough to show that it was consistent.

Why does it work like that? I can't say for sure. It's tempting to think you'd be more likely to get busted when you use two methods that aren't that strong. But that's not how it works out at all. I suppose it's just a matter of people looking for the (singular) solution and their mind is not set to parse a trick in order to look at its component parts. If you walk them through it, they can figure it out, but I don't think looking at the pieces of an effect comes naturally to non-magicians. 

Perhaps it's like being a perfumer and being capable of pulling out all the notes that comprise a particular fragrance. But a perfume layperson, like myself, would just say, "Oh, this is summery," or, "This is earthy." I honestly don't even know enough about perfume to know if that's an apt analogy.

All I know is that it works. I am 100% on board with the power of combining methods. To the extent that I almost believe if Bernie Madoff was not just running a Ponzi scheme, but was also counterfeiting money as well, he might not have been caught. Like maybe each action might have covered for the other. 

In my mind I think of methods as horses, and if you just have one it will run free. But if you tie that horse's tail to another horse's tail they will pull at each other to get free and not make much, if any, forward progress. In the forthcoming book, the last effect is about a camera that takes pictures of the future. You do it with any cellphone camera, no apps. It takes something like 40 steps to describe because it layers so many methods on top of one another. In my head I see a dozen horses all tied at the tail. 

In magic there is the saying, which I generally agree with, that a trick that can be described in one sentence is probably a good trick. But I think a corollary to that is that a method that can be described in one sentence is probably a bad method.

That's why you should always be combining methods to make your mysteries impenetrable. It's like that movie says: ABCM.


And finally, I'll hide a pro-tip for the mentalists here at the bottom of this post.

A traditional center-tear involves a few different deceptions. First, the manner of folding and ripping to preserve the information. Second, the stealing out of the target piece. Third, some type of peek of the information you stole out after a time delay. It's a very solid, deceptive method.

But many mentalists have taken a giant step backwards by performing a center tear where they peek the information while they tear it. This is only more deceptive to magicians/mentalists. For the rest of the universe it is exactly what they would think you're doing. It's a perfect straight line method. 

Perform a center tear for people with a real-time peek in it. Or have people watch a video of it being performed by whoever you think does it best (as long as the video includes their entire upper body so the person will experience it similar to what they'd see in real life). When it's over ask them, "If you had to guess how it's done, what would be your guess?" An overwhelming majority will say something like, "Maybe he looked at the word as he tore the paper?" I know this to be true because I've done just this for people.

No, they won't understand the intricate details of the folding and the ripping. They will just know they saw you glance at the paper while you were tearing it up (which, when you're tearing to destroy something, there is no justification for). That's all they need to know. But you don't understand, Andy, I barely glance at the pieces as I tear them up. It doesn't matter. It is not possible to look at the torn pieces so quickly that people won't catch you. (Ask any woman who has worn a low-cut top if even the quickest glance can go unnoticed.) And, in fact, the quicker your glance, the sketchier it is. You may get lucky and the person may not be looking at your eyes when you get your peek, but then you are relying on luck. If they see or sense your eyes going to that paper—or even just imagine it's a possibility—then you're sunk. 

I realize I won't get many mentalists who agree with me. That's fine. Mentalists, even more than traditional magicians, hate the idea of testing effects in front of real people. That's why they're fans of so many awful methods. Which is just as well. Even shitty mentalism can have a strong effect on people. When you proactively take steps to make your mentalism irreproachable you end up with something more powerful than I trust most of those goofballs with.

Boss Battle

I'm a little scatterbrained today, no time to talk about magic. 

I just got two great job offers. The only trouble I'm having is deciding which boss I'd want to work for more. Going to have to think this one through.

Option A

Option B

By SEAN ALFANO AP July 31, 2007, 9:37 AM

Boss Kills Workers Asking For Raises

The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.

Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and Martynas Simokaitis, 28.

Milinavicius, who was having financial problems, told police he shot the two Thursday after they kept asking for more pay, said police in East Point, which is just outside Atlanta.

Milinavicius, 38, turned himself in two days after the shootings and confessed to the killings, Popham said.

"As I understand, the employees were not really happy about the pay, and they had questioned him about it over the course of time," Popham said. "That morning he said he just snapped."
 

It's a real brainbuster. I hope I make the right choice.

Oh, by the way, here's a sweet pic a security cam caught of the "BIG bright smile" I gave Option A.

Aquiver: Full of Eros

First off, that's some next-level punning in this post title. If you don't get it, go ask Max Maven or some other smart guy because it's solid as Sears. 

This is a quick presentational idea for French Postcards by Chris Philpott. I've found this to be a very enjoyable effect to perform. People seem to really connect with the idea. And it's pretty cheap, no reason not to buy it. Even if you never perform it you'll end up with 22 boobs to look at, you little pervert.

The effect is a version of Out of This World where your spectator separates "nudie" postcards from ordinary postcards of landmarks. You can tie the presentation into this actual study where people were able to determine which side of a computer screen an image would pop up on at a rate slightly better than chance, but only when that image was an erotic picture. 

The way I'm going to suggest performing it is a way I have only done once, and I regret doing it that way (for reasons I'll explain). But if you're in a serious relationship or married, then I think what follows would be a perfect way to present French Postcards, and might put a spark in your dull marriage. 

What it amounts to is this: You ask your partner for their help with something you're working on. Then you perform French Postcards for them. But you don't do the trick. You just actually have them try and separate them. At the end you reveal how good or bad they did. Again, you're actually doing the demonstration at this point, not a trick. So they'll likely be close to 50/50 at the end. After you've displayed their results, as you talk to them, reset the packets so you can do the effect again (properly this time) in a few minutes.

"I want to try that again in a moment," you say, and set the timer on your phone for 3 minutes. Now take your wife (or girlfriend or husband or boyfriend) by the hand and lead them over to the couch or the bed. Start kissing your way up their neck, nibbling their ear. Engage in an old-school make-out session like you haven't in years. 

Keep your clothes on, but let your hands explore freely. Bring some passion to the moment for the love of god. For many of you this will be a novel experience as your sex-life has evolved into two minutes of lifeless humping before bed a couple times a month. Slide one hand up her shirt and glide it across her body, down to her stomach, and let your fingers slip into the waistband of her jeans. "Is there any better feeling than someone sliding their hand down your pants?" my college friend Jake asked once. He had a point. Don't take things too far, tease her a bit.

Soon your alarm will start going off. "Let's just ignore that you say." And maybe you do. Or you can say, "Sorry, let's just break for two quick minutes. I want to try this again." 

Then you bring her back to the postcards and ask her to separate them into two piles again without looking. This time she separates them perfectly. The implication being that your activity together somehow amped up her sexual intuition. Which has a certain kind of logic to it.

Then you go back to bed and finish what you started. 

In the future I would only do this with someone I'm in a serious relationship with. Not because I won't hook-up with someone I'm not in a serious relationship with, I absolutely will. But because I think it has a tendency to imply a connection on a level that isn't really there. And there's something slightly too believable about it. If you're in a real relationship I see no issue with a trick that possibly suggests an even greater chemistry and sexual connection. But if your goal is to establish such a connection with a trick like this, I think that's creepy as fuck. Of course, this won't stop any of you. You know, those of you who perform effects where you can read their mind based on your "deep emotional connection" with them -- that's just as manipulative and shady. Save this trick (and ones like those) to use as manifestations of connections that really DO exist. Not as a way to create ones that don't.

The Impromptu Toolkit

"Point to any tree in the backyard," I said to my friend.

She pointed to the one in the back corner of the yard and we walked out to it. I plucked a leaf from the tree and then tore a little chunk out of it and gave her the leaf to hold. Then I massaged the piece of leaf into the palm of my left hand, where it disappeared (or was "absorbed into my flesh"). I made a motion as if I was sliding the piece of leaf (now under my skin) up my arm, across my chest, and up my neck. Then I coughed a little and pushed the piece of leaf out of my mouth. She gasped. I bit the piece between my teeth and stuck my head out for her to take it. She did and matched it up with the leaf in her hand. A perfect fit.


The Impromptu Toolkit

First, a note on terminology. I've argued that in magic advertising, the world "impromptu" has—or should have—a specific meaning. In the same way the FDA has determined what the word "light" means when applied to a products label. 

In this case, I'm not defining a particular trick, but a stable of techniques and I'm using impromptu in the non-magic sense of, "suddenly or hastily prepared." These are things I find helpful to have in my head in order to create magic on the fly. Some of the effects I generate require a bit of a set-up, including the one mentioned above. To be a technique included in the toolkit it has to lead to effects that can be done completely spontaneously or with a set-up that can be done without any special tools while someone is taking a shit. 

I've mentioned a few of these techniques before (they're listed at the bottom of this post), but I thought I would officially start compiling the toolkit for anyone else who might be interested.

Today's effect/technique is Angle Z by Daniel Madison. I can't go into the details of the handling here, and you may think $30 is too expensive for a download, but for me it has been completely worth it. I may bust Daniel Madison's balls for the fake gambler stuff, but he's a super talented magician and this is a simple but very useful method. In fact, I think magicians may tend to think it's too simple. It's not the type of thing that holds up to multiple viewings on line or something like that, but in the real world—when the spectator doesn't know what's coming—it fools people completely.

I can't remember if Daniel mentions any non-card uses in his download but I actually almost never use it with playing cards. I just transfer the same method to whatever objects are around me.

In the trick at the top, there were four areas of trees in the backyard with leaves that were within reach. I set up a leaf on each tree and had each piece in a different pocket of my jeans. She pointed to one area which I interpreted as being the tree I had set-up. We walked out there and as we did I put the piece in my mouth without her seeing. The only problem was finding the correct leaf again. That was harder than I expected. I took a few extra seconds looking for "the perfect leaf" but that time was forgotten after the trick was concluded.

I've done Angle Z with a pocket-sized notebook. Flip it open and hold it for them while they sign the top page (holding it in a way that disguises the set-up). Pull the page out, tear a piece off, and have that piece go anywhere. 

At Chipotle recently they had a stack of business cards by the register. In the time it took for my friend to pay I set it up so the second card in the stack was ready to go and the piece was set-up to penetrate into my water bottle (i.e., jammed in the cap).

It's almost a habit now when I see business cards on display. Prep the card, put it back in the display second from the face. Then if I find an interesting place for the corner to end up, I can perform the trick. I don't always. In fact, most times I don't. But the nice thing is, very few people are taking the manager's business card at a Chipotle (or most places, for that matter). So I can come back weeks later and potentially be set-up to go into the trick. And now I've had time to get the corner in an even more impossible location. (For example, it might appear back at his apartment in place of the bookmark in the book on his nightstand.)

Keeping the prepped card second in the stack keeps it from being found immediately. And it looks like you're just grabbing the front, normal card of the stack. Your hand blocks where the card is coming from, and no one is paying too much attention at that point. (Unless you say, "Watch as I remove the front card from this stack of business cards.")

Late last night I was at a Denny's and I did it with the paper placemat. My friend went to the bathroom and I set the trick up so the corner would appear inside a plastic table display card holder thingamajig (I don't know what it's called -- one of these things) in the booth behind my friend. Then I set my soda glass on the prepared corner of the placemat. When my friend returned I waited a bit and offered to show him a trick. I ripped the corner off my placemat, placed it in my mouth and chewed it up. Removed the piece from my mouth (an extra little spitball I'd had there since he returned from the bathroom), put it in my straw, and shot it past his head into the booth behind him. I told him I'd knocked over the plastic display thing (I hadn't, it was already laying down), and when he went to put it back up he noticed the corner, now unchewed, in the display. I held up my placemat to show a perfect match.

Essentially you can do it with most anything you can rip, which is why it's so useful in the Impromptu Toolkit. The toolkit is different than just my impromptu repertoire. That is just a group of tricks, whereas things in the toolkit can be used to create effects on the fly. 

I will be adding to this series in the future. Here is the Impromptu Toolkit as it stands now, including the items I've mentioned in the past:

  • A peg memory system
  • the TOXIC force
  • Cryptext by Haim Goldenberg
  • Angle-Z by Daniel Madison

Book Updates (Final Week), GLOMM Updates, Pedo Updates

You have one more week to order the book, after which point I have to submit to the publisher the final number of copies to be printed. I've made this point before but some people have questioned me about it over email, so, for the final time: I'm going to be printing enough copies to cover the orders, a few copies for myself, and then as many more as I need to get to the next price break on the printing. Is that confusing? The way I wrote it makes it sound like the "The Trick That Fooled Einstein."

Basically, what it means is I will only have a small quantity available after the book is actually printed. Due to the limited supply and the fact there will never be another printing, the price is going to go up once this week is over (since, at that point, my final order will be in with the publisher and it will be a limited resource). It will immediately go to $300 and won't include the bonuses.

I'm not concerned with selling as many books as possible. My only concern is making sure everyone who wants one gets one. So if you want one, place your order soon.

If you want a copy but this week is a bad week, for whatever reason, then you can reserve a copy at this price, with the bonuses, by signing up for The Jerx Coffee Club. That was introduced back in October as a way to buy the book via a $5ish weekly donation. You can still sign up for it now which would reserve your copy of the book. The book will be sent once you're paid in full, and you can pay off the balance at any point in time. If you stop payments before you're paid in full... well... then you've just made a donation to me for nothing in return, so don't do that. 


The book is about 50% new material. When you get it, I would read it through linearly, for two reasons. First, there is new material in the old material. Second, you'll be super confused by some things if you don't read it straight through. There are some weird parts of the book that are explained in other areas of the book and you'll have no idea what the hell is going on if you haven't read the prior part.

Here is the final list of new effects in the book. This won't mean anything to you, but it's exciting to me to have this finalized:

  • A Very Unusual Camera (Probably the strongest effect I've created.)
  • And Now He Is Me (My favorite punchline of any effect ever.)
  • A Brief History of Cartomancy from the 15th Century to Today (fake chapter with a trick built into it)
  • Dear Penthouse Forum (I would say it's the greatest story deck trick ever, but that's damning with faint praise. It's really just an incredibly strong trick, with a story deck element that is both funny and mindboggling. Prop Included.)
  • Dream Weavers (A card transposition that happens overnight)
  • The Magician’s Role as Moral Arbiter & A Guided Visualization (Another fake chapter with instructions for a different trick that's built into the book. Prop Included
  • I Know What You Need (Featuring the Jerx App, free for all pre-orders.)
  • Narrow Your Eyes (The only effect I was talked into including. It's a very slight reframing of a classic mentalism effect. But it's impromptu and I do it ALL the time and it's a favorite of my friends so I'm including it.)
  • Pale Horse and Rider (A complete reworking of one of the first effects I ever published on the MCJ site. And a lesson in turning weaknesses into strengths.)
  • Shutterlock (My favorite word reveal for a group.)
  • The Shadow of the Shallow End (My favorite presentation for OOTW which allows a much cleaner handling as well.)
  • The UY Gambit (The most basic example of 3rd Wave Equivoque between two objects. Can be used in many different effects and is essentially invisible. I've often fooled people who understand equivoque with it.)
  • The Return (More of anecdote than a trick, but it is a trick, and one I will give you the instructions for, you just probably won't be able or willing to do it. Regardless it's the greatest trick ever performed.)

There's only one essay in the book, a long one containing my best/favorite ideas on presentation from this site along with some new material, including the actual step-by-step process I use for coming up with presentations. Everything else in the book is tricks or concepts used in tricks, including further exploration on 3rd Wave Equivoque.

You'll be happy to know this is the last sales pitch you'll have to read for the book. If you like this site, and if you can afford it, you should pull the trigger. And you might think, Well, yeah of course you'd say that. But the truth is, if it had turned out another way I probably would have just released it quietly to the people who pre-ordered. If I thought it stunk, I wouldn't encourage anyone to get it at this point.


All shirt sizes are currently in for anyone ordering their GLOMM membership kit (Elite level), with the exception of 4XL which have turned out to be frustratingly hard to get printed and get printed correctly. I appreciate the patience of the two friends of the site who are waiting for those sizes. 

The red shirt for Secret Hyper-Elite Platinum members are being reprinted as we speak and should be ready this coming Wednesday and will be mailed the following day.


Jerx: Australia came through—going so far as to search through court records—and it looks like we've identified the creep from a couple posts back. I'll be publishing his name when I kick his ass out of the GLOMM soon. I just want to be 100% sure (we're about 99.9% now). I'm just happy I won't have to kick the entire continent out which was my backup plan.

Apparently in Australia, if you're a pedophile, you can petition to have the court not release your name publicly. You can read more about it here. It's kind of interesting. Of course, I'm not in Australia, and I don't give a shit, so I'll release his name regardless of what the court says.

And finally, along these lines, I received the most unexpected email since I started this site. I won't give away too many details as you'll understand in a moment, although he did give me permission to mention the email here. It was from someone who wrote to say he was a magician who struggled with "sexual fantasies about children." He said he never acted on them and was married and in a "normal" relationship. He finished by saying, "I know the 'sexual predator' angle of the GLOMM is intended as a joke/threat but I've found myself thinking about it frequently. I look at the list of banned members and think that I don't want my name to be on there. I don't even know who you are but I don't want you labelling me a creep or a monster because I know it would be true. I can't control my thoughts but I can control my actions and your site is playing a role in that."

Holy shit.

Sometimes I feel like this is the strangest site on the internet.

The Global League of Magicians & Mentalists: Changing the world for the better for, like, a few weeks now.

I'll Be My Mirror

This is a premise that I have worked on a number of times and presented in a few different ways. It's based on an effect called Voodoo by Arthur Monroe in Annemann's Practical Mental Effects. I think people who are familiar with that book and this site will not be surprised to find I'm a big fan of that trick. But while the skeleton of the idea remains, this trick has evolved into something different in a macro and micro sense from Voodoo. I always wanted to perform Voodoo but it required some props that I didn't have easy access to. I still hope to perform it someday because I think it's a great effect.

Originally this was going to be in the book, but it got nudged out, mainly because I'd only performed it a few times, and it requires some marketed items the way I currently do it.

This effect could pretty easily be re-worked to be done on stage or in a parlor setting as well.

Imagine

I'm hanging around with a small group of friends. I've performed a trick or two. 

"Do you guys want to know how I do a lot of these tricks?" I ask. "My twin helps me out. He's actually visiting town right now, he's in the other room as we speak. We don't really get along. In fact we refuse to spend time in the same room together, but we both had an interest in magic when we were growing up and that's the one area where we come together in order to help each other out. I'll show you. I'll walk you through how we might perform a trick together and you'll see the machinations happening behind the scenes." 

Everyone in the room is a good friend or family member. They know I don't have a twin.

I pull out a stack of business cards and a marker. "I want you to think of something you love, Eric. Something that gives you joy. But don't pick your family or your pet or something we all know. Maybe something you haven't really expressed to anyone —a place you love to visit or an object you cherish. We may not find out what it is, but we might, so make sure it's something you're willing to share. Got it?" He does. With the cards held vertically I write I love in the top half of one of the cards, then I hand the stack to Eric and ask him to fill in what he loves on a line I've drawn on the bottom. "When you're done, place the whole stack writing-side down on the table." As he does this I remove a matchbox and some rubber bands from my pocket and toss them on the table.

When he's finished I turn my head the other direction, slide out the card from the bottom of the stack and fold it in quarters. Once the writing is concealed, I turn back and have the card placed in the matchbox and bound with rubber bands.

"Eric, I want you to take this matchbox, leave the room and go hide it somewhere in the house or even leave the house and hide it somewhere outside. We will all stay here, and they'll all make sure I don't look and try and see where you're going. But you should also take a look around at all times and make sure there's nobody following you. Then come back when you're done." 

Eric leaves, we all make small-talk for a couple minutes, then he returns. 

"It's hidden somewhere? And nobody followed you, right?" 

He agrees.

"Okay," I say, "here's where I'm going to kind of expose what's really happening. You were followed, Eric. You were followed by my twin, Randy. I know you don't believe you were, but that's why I use my twin for this. He's the only one it would work with. Did you notice a bunch of pictures of me around the house? You didn't? Haha, wow, it's crazy how psychologically invisible these things are."

"Here's what happened: as you went to hide the matchbox, my brother followed you. He was carrying a large empty picture frame. Every time you turned around to make sure no one was following you, he just held it up to his face." I mime doing this. "You—knowing I'm in the other room—just assume it's a photo of me. And because there's nothing unusual about a photo of someone, it slips your mind entirely. This is like, top tier CIA mind-control stuff. Also perhaps familiar from Scooby Doo."

"So yeah, he followed you, and saw where you hid the matchbox and now he's going to get it and bring it back here. Normally I wouldn't be telling you all this, he would just be doing it secretly, but I wanted to explain the inner workings. In fact... let me go get him."

I go to leave the room but then pause and turn back to them. I draw attention to my outfit, a hoodie, jeans, and a t-shirt. "I want to make it clear that Randy... well... Randy is an evil twin. And that's really why we don't get along. We're pretty much identical so when we're in the same area I always wear this shirt to identify myself as Andy. I want people to know I'm the good twin."

"Don't worry, you'll be able to tell us apart by our shirts. And the fact that I don't say such awful things. I wish I could stick around to keep him in line, but we're just too incompatible. It's almost like it's physically impossible for us to be in the same room together." I shake my head. "I'll just get him."

I exit until I'm out of view in an adjacent room. Everyone can hear me rustling around, making a bunch of noise and a commotion. 45 seconds later "Randy" walks back into the room. He is rattling the matchbox in his hand, has an obviously fake goatee on, and is dressed identically to me except he's wearing this shirt.

"Whatup, whatup, shitheads? Hey, nice hiding spot dude. A real brainbuster. Here's you: 'Uh, duhr, duhr... is there someone behind me?' That's totally you. That's so you dude. Hey lady, what a set of titties you got! Yummy. Me likey! You find me later and we'll make some magic of our own."

"Okay, normally you'd never even see me. I would just go, open the matchbox, read your word, maybe mess around with it, and then I'd call Andy and tell him where the matchbox was and what the word is. Then he acts like he's having a psychic vision and POW he can read your mind. So there's your peek behind the curtain."

"Let's see what we have here." Randy opens the matchbox, takes out the business card that's inside, unfolds it, reads it, and says, "Oh, my god. What a loser." He takes a red sharpie out of his pocket and writes something on the card, folds it back up and puts it in the box. Then he grabs a sheet of paper, writes something on it, turns it over and leaves it on the table."

"In the normal trick I would put this box back where I found it. So I'll go do that. Plus it will let that little pussy Andy feel free to come back into the room that he's unwilling to share with his big brother! Two minutes older. I just bust his balls about it. It's fun. Alright, you turds. Catch you on the flip-flop. I'm out."

Randy exits the room and immediately—seconds later—I return. No goatee, and the shirt under my hoodie has changed back to the GOOD shirt.

"Sorry about that," I say. "I heard everything he said from the other room. I apologize."

"So normally my brother, after grabbing the matchbox from your hiding spot, would then signal me the information. Maybe he'd call me or do sign language from outside a window or something. This time, because we're explaining it, he was just able to write the word you were thinking of down on this sheet of paper. And, if you didn't know I had a twin helping me, it would be impossible for me to know this word, because nobody saw what you wrote and as far as you would know it's hidden somewhere far away from this room. But with the secret assist from my twin I can tell you that what you wrote down is...." I turn the piece of paper over.

GLABENSHORTZ

"Glabenshortz? Did you write.... Oh, goddammit... he wrote it in our secret twin language from when we were kids. Glabenshortz... what is that, what is that. Oh... did you write down library? Did you say you loved the library."

"Are you shitting me?" Eric says. "How?"

"Uhm, Eric, we've been explaining the whole thing all along. What do you mean, 'how,' you goofball."

"So now what I would do is have you go grab the matchbox from your secret hiding place, so you could see it wasn't disturbed and there would be no way for me to know your word. So go do that. Actually... I don't know where you hid it, so would Randy have had time to return it yet?"

Eric says yes, as if there's really a Randy somewhere returning the matchbox to where he hid it. 

"Ok," I say, "go get it and bring it back to us."

Eric brings it back, opens it up, unfolds the card, and finds the message Randy wrote on it a few minutes earlier.

Method

Okay, so there's a lot going on here, but I think much of it is clear to most of you so I don't have to dwell on the method. 

You need to plan to do this somewhere where there's an interior doorway in your house. On the side of the doorway that isn't where you're gathered, there should be an area where you can ditch some stuff. Maybe a china cabinet you can throw things on top of or a vase you can toss stuff in or a piece of furniture you can throw something behind. That's really the only requirement.

The Word Reveal and Writing Appearance

Your stack of business cards is doubly gaffed. You're set up to do Out-to-Lunch with it, and the writing area is set up with a Psypher type impression surface. 

OTL gets a bad rap, but I use it quite frequently with no issue. The problem is, as magicians, when we see a rubber-banded stack of cards, we immediately know whats up. But the overwhelming majority of people have never been introduced to this concept. If you want to avoid it, there are certainly other ways to do this same effect, but for me this is the most expedient and casual way. A stack of cards with a rubber band around them is not suspicious in any way. This is how many people have index cards or business cards in their junk-drawer at home. I have a no rubber band version that I use (that I'm assuming can't be original to me) that requires you to hold the stack when they write on it, but I like the freedom of being able to toss the stack to a person very casually. Toss them the marker. And have them write a word and set the stack down. 

Once they set down the stack, I slide out the card and fold it into quarters with my head turned the complete opposite direction of my hands. (I know which direction to slide the card because the printed surface of the business cards is face up.) Then I set the folded card on the table and pocket the stack. 

You can do the math on the rest of this, yes?

The Quick-Change

This is Calen Morelli's Dresscode. You want to be set up to go from Evil to Good, although you'll be in GOOD at the start. 

The time it takes to do the quick change is the time it takes to rip off the goatee, toss it and the duplicate matchbox somewhere to hide them, then do the Dresscode switch which just takes a second or two.

Everything Else

The rest is pretty straightforward, I think.

The first time you go out to "get your evil twin," you should be in no rush. They will understand that you must be changing into your twin getup, and you want to establish that it takes a bit of time to go out, remove your hoodie, remove your t-shirt, put on a different t-shirt, put your hoodie back on and return. You want to establish this because later you will apparently do all that in a matter of seconds. It's going to take you some time anyway, because you're setting up the shirt and putting on the goatee and getting a peek at the word on the impression part of your stack of cards. My point is there's no need to rush it.

During this time make sure it's clear that you never go anywhere other than just out of view on the direct opposite side of the doorway. Feel free to put on a fake dialogue with your twin and flash your limbs every now and again. You want to make it clear that you didn't actually go anywhere which could confuse things later on.

I used to have some convincers that the matchbox the evil twin returns with is the same one as the one that was hidden, but that's the wrong way to go, I think. You actually want them to think it's a duplicate. I think you want to pile the climaxes on at the end, rather than have this one in the middle where you've somehow magically acquired the matchbox. Instead, you beat them senseless with climaxes at the end. 

BOOM - He changes outfits in seconds.
BOOM - How did he know the word? I just assumed he was looking at a duplicate matchbox. Maybe he wasn't.
BOOM - But no, it must have been a duplicate. How else would the matchbox end up back in the hiding space.
BOOM - But it must have been the same one because it had the writing he wrote later in the trick on it.

One thing I've tried is, when "Randy" is writing something on the card, I fold the bottom of the card up and back, so that part can't be seen, then I hold the card in my left palm and invite someone to watch what I write on it. And then I write "What a homo" (or words to that effect) and laugh like a big jackass, and put my hand on the shoulder of whoever is watching what I write, really conspiratorially, and continue laughing and pointing at the guy who wrote the word on the card originally. In that way, not only do the words appear on the card in the box at the end, but someone saw exactly what you wrote, apparently. I'm not sure if it's better, worse, or the same. But it's something to consider.

Don't leave out the part where the Evil Twin writes the word in gibberish first. It gets a better reaction that way.

This trick gets really strong reactions, but it's also something of a grower, not a shower. The reactions build over time. This will sound like bullshit, but I think in the midst of the trick, people almost forget that there really isn't another entity helping with the trick. And it's only after the trick that they chew it over and realize the impossibility of it all. It's a trick that seems to extend some distance beyond the bounds of the room you're in and I've found it takes a little bit for people to remember you never actually left their sight. And when they do, that amps up the power of the effect.

But the true beauty of the trick is playing your own evil twin. If you're not going to really get into that, then don't even bother.

Australia... what the fuck...

Seriously, my Australian readers, what is going on?

Who is this animal? (If that link doesn't work, you can read the article below.) Another fine example of magicians in the media. Honestly, this guy is a particular monster. 

What I don't get is, in the U.S., if you're convicted of rape, or even if you're just accused of rape, we let people know your name. Is this not standard practice in the rest of the world? Why can't the paper reveal his name? Is this an Australian thing? Or is it this specific circumstance? Is it because, as a pedophile, he would get fucked to death with a lunch tray by his fellow prisoners if they knew his crime? Well... okay... but that seems like something he should have considered at some point during his 30 years of raping pre-teens. (And while we're at it, someone kick that bitch in the vagina who "didn't believe" her daughter. Hey, howzabout we give the kid the benefit of the doubt when they report their sexual assault to you.)

I really want to know, though, why is he just referred to as "the man" and a "depraved magician." No names? Seriously? A depraved male magician? That's implicates like... 90% of fucking magicians!

I need a name so I can kick this bitch out of the Global League of Magicians & Mentalists. Otherwise I might have to ban the entire continent. Get on it Jerx: Australia.

Jail for magician’s depraved attacks on young girls

June 17, 2016 12:27am

Padraic Murphy Herald Sun

A DEPRAVED magician has been jailed for the appalling rape and sexual abuse of two young girls.

Despite concerns there may be more victims of the remorseless monster - who has done previous jail time for raping children - the Herald Sun is prevented from revealing the man's identity.

The man is well-known in children’s entertainment circles and has performed overseas.

He has sex offence convictions stretching back to 1977, but still managed to work regularly at children's parties.

County Court Judge Phillip Coish today said the man’s offending was perverse and left both victims devastated.

One requires on-going counselling and feels isolated and unable to trust.

The man repeatedly raped the two girls, both aged under 10, sometimes at the same time.

The victims were children of friends the man knew through work.

The appalling abuse of the children occurred while he was working regularly at children's parties and only stopped when he was arrested in 2005.

He showed one of the young girls pornography, and continued to rape her, ignoring pleas for him to stop.

One of the victims complained to her mother, who did not believe her.

She again complained to police in 2011 after she had grown up, and the magician was charged with fresh offences.

The man was found guilty after a trial in which one of the victim's was forced to give evidence about what he had done to her.

Judge Coish said the man's not guilty plea meant he could not claim remorse and jailed him for at least seven years, with a maximum of 10 years.

“Both victims were very young children... (It was) a gross breach of trust,” Judge Coish said.