Snap Judgments

Okay, I’m going to try something here to set up tomorrow’s post.

I don’t really do many reviews on the site itself. I save those for the newsletter. But tomorrow I’m going to share a review here. Of what product? I don’t know. Here’s how it’s going to work.

I’m going to give you an option of five different effects—recent releases that are available via instant download. You’ll vote on the one you’d most like to see reviewed. The voting will end at 3pm, New York time, today, Thursday the 10th.

When the voting ends, I’ll purchase the top vote-getter and learn it. If it turns out to be too difficult to learn in a couple hours, I’ll jump to the next trick on the list.

Tonight I’m attending a small get-together for a friend’s birthday. And while I’m there I’ll try to get in one (or more, if possible) performances of the trick.

Late tonight, when I get back, I’ll write up my review.

This idea might be a total flop. The trick might be no fun to perform. I might not have anything worthwhile to say about it. It might not fit in well with my style of performance.

But who gives a shit. It will be good for me to have one dud post after 1000+ straight bangers.

Below are your options. I haven’t really done any research on any of these. I just plucked some newer releases/bestsellers that seemed viable.

With the Band by Dan Harlan and David Jonathan

Banderaction by Cyril Thomas (there are multiple rubber band tricks, but of a similar nature. So I would just pick one to do.)

The Five Acts by Nicolas Pierri

Fright by Jeki Yoo

Spellebrity by Nikolas Mavresis

You can vote below for which one you’d like for me to try out.

Update: Voting Has Ended

Mending Socks

Did you ever end up working on the Michel Huot trick Socks? I know you mentioned it in a previous post, but I don’t believe you had it at the time. If you picked it up since then and have any thoughts, I’d like to hear them. It’s gone over well, but not great in my experience. —AJ

I don’t own this, but I see a fairly significant issue with the way it’s presented.

In every performance of this trick that I’ve seen, the construction of the effect is terrible. In the first phase, the spectator picks two cards with socks on them that match the socks you’re wearing. In the second phase you make all the sock cards match.

Nobody cares about the second phase.

Not only does nobody care about it, but it makes the first phase less impressive because it no longer feels like they plucked two random cards out of a mess of different cards. The feeling now is that you actually had more control over the cards than they originally thought.

So I wouldn’t bother with the second phase.

Or, if you’re going to do both phases, reverse them so the trick builds properly. First you have the “card trick” portion of the effect, followed by the socks matching in the real world. This makes much more sense than a match that happens in the real world, and then following it up with a little card trick.

Here’s the construction I’d use. You want the effect to build, but you also don’t want the sock revelation to be too far after the selection of the sock cards.

I would have the force sock cards in my breast pocket (the pocket that’s in front of my beautiful breast). I wouldn’t have them involved in the first phase.

I’d offer to demonstrate an incredible power I have. I’d show all the cards as non matching, then I’d explain:

“When I do laundry at home I don’t have to go to the trouble of matching up my socks. All I do is dump them in my sock drawer and wiggle my fingers.”

I’d then wiggle my fingers at the cards for an uncomfortably long period of time.

“That should do it,” I’d say. And then I’d show that now all the cards match.

Then I’d put the cards away in my pocket, on top of the force cards. After a few beats I’d say something like, “I can teach you how to do it too.”

I’d remove all the cards from my pocket, shuffle them up, and then force the two cards on the spectator in some manner.

“Let’s see if you found a matching pair.”

I’d show their chosen sock cards didn’t match.

“That’s okay, you haven’t done the matching wiggle yet.” And I’d have them wiggle their fingers at the cards. “Wiggling fingers” is as dull an Imp as snapping is, but in this case that’s part of the joke of the effect.

When she wiggles her finger I would continually criticize and correct her.

“No, not like that. Like this.”

Disgustedly: “What are you doing? Are you even paying attention to how I’m doing it?”

I’d slap her hands away. “Stop. You’re embarrassing yourself. Do it like I’m doing it.”

The joke being, of course, that there is no difference between the way we’re wiggling our fingers.

Eventually I’d say, “Okay, thats close enough.” Let her wiggle her fingers towards the cards. “Let’s see how you did.” I’d turn the cards over and show nothing had changed.

“Hey, I didn’t say it was easy. You just don’t have ‘it',’ I’m afraid.”

As I’m condescending to her, I would sort of shift in my seat a little and look down and “notice” something.

“Dammit… what did you do?” I’d ask. And reveal that—instead of causing the cards to match each other—her inexpert, indiscriminate wiggling has caused my socks to match the selected cards.

“Please, please, please,” I’d say. “Wiggle them back. I have a big business meeting later. I can’t go in with mismatched socks. They’ll laugh me out of the room.”

For me, this would be a much more fun way to play the trick. Having your prediction on your feet is good, but it’s also a little like, “Hey… aren’t I clever?” Whereas this presentation lets me play conceited and condescending as I preen over my incredible wiggling technique and sock-card matching skills. (Imagine the way Will Ferrell would do that part.) And then when my socks “change” in the real-world, it comes off as a magical punchline, rather than just a clever way to reveal a prediction.

Relatability

Here’s my pal, Mike Hanford, “getting in his head during a self-tape audition.”

What makes this funny isn’t necessarily the mistakes he’s making, but his frustration with his own mistakes. You don’t need to be an actor who has had to self-tape an audition to find it funny. Many people have been in a situation where they had to recite or repeat something and found themselves talking without thinking or getting lost in their heads. Or even if you’ve never had that particular situation, we can all relate to the frustration of continually messing up something that shouldn’t be difficult.

The impact of a piece of art or entertainment is predicated on our ability to relate to it.

Magic has a relatability issue. We try to make it look like we’re doing something that can’t be done (often something no one would ever care to do even if it could be done) and then we do our best to hide how we’re really doing it. They can’t relate to what we’re doing. They can’t relate to how we’re doing it. And often, they can’t relate to why anyone would bother doing it. To push past just fooling the audience and actually capture their imagination in some way, I think they need a performer they can empathize with, or at least some aspect of the performance they can identify with.

This is why, when I’m establishing my relationship with magic to others, the last thing I would want to be seen as is: The Magician with real powers. To me that’s a dead-end artistically and intellectually. Instead, I want them to see my relationship to magic as one of me as a student, a seeker, an enthusiast, a researcher, a historian, a collector. These are all roles they can relate to in some manner.

Similarly, when performing a trick, I very rarely want it to be a situation where the magic happens with a snap of the fingers. I usually want to approach it in some manner where the magical pay-off is strong, but we get there in a manner that the spectator can relate to. Consider the presentation I offered last week for Club Sandwich. The magic moments are the same, but they have a different feel to them because they’re more indirect. I performed it a couple times this weekend and the reactions were stronger than I had anticipated. And I think it was, in part, because when I’m sitting there smacking the deck against the table trying to get the trick to “work,” people could relate to that situation. Everyone has smacked their remote control against the palm of their hand trying to get it to work, or otherwise resorted to physical violence against an inanimate object as a last resort when it wasn’t functioning like they wanted it to.

If you find yourself with a trick that is fooling people but isn’t connecting with them, you may want to consider ways of making it less direct and instead more relatable. This isn’t the most intuitive way to approach things when trying to hone an effect. Usually we think, “How do I make the trick itself stronger?” But consider this: If a juggler is expertly juggling 10 balls to polite applause from the audience, it’s unlikely that adding an 11th ball is going to ramp up the response in any significant way. The truth is, audiences would rather watch someone fail and struggle and crack some jokes and fail again and finally overcome with three balls than watch them expertly juggle twelve balls without breaking a sweat.

Monday Mailbag #28

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Just FYI, the day I run out of mail-related gifs is the day I stop doing the mailbag posts which is also the day I shut-down the site and the day I kill myself because why even bother without mail gifs?


After reading today's post [Last Friday’s post] I performed a bare-boned version of Sort of Psychic to a friend tonight. It went over really well, so thanks for pointing it out.

I don't know what your presentation is for this trick, but I think it would be interesting to frame the guessing part as a process of 'tuning' your spectator. After each guess, you would calibrate whatever the apparent method is for the final act of cutting to his card. You could change the settings of a robotic glove, or maybe press different spots on his head if you go for a presentation involving phrenology. 

Okay, this may sound irresponsible, but if it can be done completely safely, it would be fun to sting acupuncture needles in his neck or his hand. If he guesses correctly, you insert another needle in his hand, and if he's wrong you remove or readjust a needle you've already put in him. And you make a big deal about making him sense where is card is.

I have a friend who's knowledgeable about acupuncture, I'll ask him if there are spots on your hand where you can easily sting needles without any pain, nor any chance of damaging your friend's Qi. I'm not sure I'll ever perform something like this, but it's always good to know that it can theoretically be done. —IM

Yes, you’ve nailed exactly how I present this, as a “tuning” of the spectator.

The first round (with the three piles) is just a quick “baseline assessment” of their natural ability. Then the next three rounds will involve their guesses under different conditions (if I’m doing a phrenology presentation, for example, then it would be three different head pressure locations).

Regardless of how well or poorly they do, those phases will allow me to “triangulate” the perfect condition for the final test (which, of course, they will ace).

And I love the idea of using acupuncture needles. I can’t imagine it can actually do any harm to put the needles in lightly somewhere. But don’t take this as me saying you should do it.

By the way, here’s one more tweak for Sort of Psychic. There’s one less-than-ideal situation that can arise, and that’s where the spectator’s card is always on the top of the same packet each round. This will happen 1 in 8 times, and it doesn’t look great because it makes your mixing seem questionable. To prevent this from happening, after the first guess between the two piles, give the pile that does have your spectator’s card in it a shuffle or cut before assembling the piles. This way if the spectator’s card was on top, it no longer is and won’t be the next round.


So, 12 years ago here in Brazil, a priest had a crazy idea to raise money for some temple or something.

He then performs Blaine's Ascension, but with the balloons attached to a chair. He flies off, disappearing into the sky. The only news from him after that was a telephone call asking for help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelir_Ant%C3%B4nio_de_Carli

And that's the story. He died. Later his body was found. At least the lower half of it. 

It's kind of a tragic story that begins like a joke and ends like a gory movie. —RD

That’s legitimately terrifying. For some reason the phone call is the spooky part to me.

It would have been cool if Blaine bumped into the rotting upper-half of his corpse up there during his stunt last week.


I am learning a routine where I reveal the spectator’s card but I don’t want to just name their card.

I was just wondering do you have any post on your blog for interesting ways to reveal the spectator’s card that takes the magic off the performer. —CE

I don’t know that I have a specific post about this. The problem is, when you’re revealing someone’s card, you’re revealing something essentially meaningless to them. It’s not like revealing a word or a name, which is much easier to frame as having some other meaning beyond you just showing off. So you’ve kind of set yourself up to do something “magician-centric” the moment they select a playing card in the first place.

That being said…

  • You could reveal it through “automatic writing.”

  • You could pretend to call your “friend who has psychic powers” and reveal the card by allowing the spectator to overhear your half of the conversation. “So, you think it’s a red card? He thinks it’s a red card, is that right? Ok, yeah, that’s right. What about the suit? He thinks it a Heart.” Etc, etc.

  • You could reveal it with a Ouija board.

  • You could read a letter your grandma sent you before she died that reveals the card at the end. If it’s a freely selected card and not a forced one, you have all the time in the world to nail-write something in as you read the letter. And if it’s shaky and looks like shit, blame it on your grandma’s failing motor skills.

  • You could pray to Jesus and ask him to let you know what the card was through his divine power. “Jesus said it was the 7 of Diamonds… What’s that?… It was the 6 of Diamonds? Huh. Well he was pretty close, you have to give him that.”

The question is really what type of story do you want the trick to tell and/or what type of story would the person you’re performing for be interested in hearing. When you answer those questions, that will guide you towards how you might want to reveal the card.

How to Sway a Jury

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I’ve been on jury duty twice in my life. The first time we found the guy innocent, the second time we found the guy guilty. (The second time I was on jury duty coincided with me writing the 11th issue of The JAMM, and I mention it briefly there.)

I want to talk about the first case I was on, where the guy got off. Originally, when we went into the jury room the first vote went 10-2 in favor of conviction. I was one of the two who voted for acquittal.

Because I’m pretty good at debating and making a point, and because there wasn’t any really solid physical evidence tying the person to the crime, after a couple hours of deliberating, the jury was split pretty much in half. But there were still five or six people arguing to find him guilty.

I couldn’t really argue my position any better than I already had. We weren’t really debating the facts of the case at that point. We all agreed on the facts. But some people felt like the confluence of a few bits of circumstantial evidence proved guilt, whereas I (and the others on my side) felt it didn’t.

For those outside the United States, here a jury must have a unanimous verdict, and they must find the person guilty “beyond a reasonable doubt.” Which doesn’t mean “beyond all possible doubt,” but just that there is no “reasonable” doubt. It’s this nebulous standard that was getting in our way.

I looked at the evidence and I felt like the guy was possibly guilty—maybe even probably guilty—but there was still a decent chance that he had nothing to do with the crime.

I don’t think the other group looked at the evidence and saw anything close to 100% chance of guilt, but they just had their minds sort of made up, so they were hard to sway.

After many fruitless hours of trying to get people to reconsider their initial assessment of his guilt, this is what I said that finally seemed to turn the tide in the room. I said, “Let me ask you, would you bet 3 months of your salary that he’s guilty? If somehow we could know for sure, would you take that bet now? If you’d hesitate to take that bet, why?”

Someone asked me, “Well, would you bet 3 months of your salary that he’s innocent.”

And I said, “No. But I wouldn’t bet that he’s guilty either. So if I wouldn’t bet either way, I have to vote ‘not guilty.’”

I’m not saying that’s the best logic in the world, but I think it sort of compels people to think of the situation a different way if they’re locked into a guilty vote. It takes a fairly hazy standard of “beyond a reasonable doubt,” and translates it to dollars and cents. Can you put someone away for years when the evidence isn’t strong enough for you to risk a few months salary?

I don’t know how much that argument played a part, but within in an hour of saying that, the jury had agreed to acquit.

The defendant would go on to rape and murder 62 people.

No, that’s not true. That part didn’t happen..

Footnote: I once told this story to a defense attorney. He said he liked that logic and that he was going to use it in a closing argument sometime. Apparently he tried but the judge stopped him. I’m not sure if there was some particular legal issue with what he was saying or if the judge just felt it was manipulative, not germane, inappropriate or something else. If you’re a defense attorney, feel free to give it a shot and let me know how it turns out.

The Juxe: Mainstream

I was asked in an email what “mainstream” artists I listen to. It’s not an easy question to answer. While I listen to some Top 40 type of stuff, there isn’t a ton that I would consider myself a huge fan of. So to get close to answering this question I decided to apply this criteria:

Take all the artists in my itunes library (4614).

Take out any that I don’t own at least two albums by.

Take out any that haven’t released an album in the last five years.

Rank them by the number of followers on their youtube channel.

By that metric, these are the top three most “mainstream” bands I follow along with their most popular song (based on youtube views). And then one of my favorite songs by the artist.

#3 - Run the Jewels - 343,000 Youtube subscribers

Legend Has It - 44 million views

“Legend Has It” probably is my favorite Run the Jewels song (I’m a basic bitch), but here’s another favorite of mine, mainly because it has this bar which I say all the time:

And I refuse to play humble as though my dick itty-bitty
I got banana dick, your bitch go apeshit if she hit it

#2 - The Strokes - 1.18 million Youtube subscribers

Reptilia - 158 million views

Man, it’s hard to pick a favorite Strokes song. I’ll go with “Is This It?” from their debut. The bass line (wait for it) is one of the most outstanding achievements in all of music, as far as I’m concerned.

#1 - Childish Gambino - 5.36 million Youtube subscribers

This is America - 713 million views

Gambino’s best tracks are the ones where you have to go to genius.com to keep up with all the references and jokes. Freaks and Geeks is a good example of that.

Tweak-End: John Bannon's Sort of Psychic

Four years ago, I reviewed John Bannon’s Move Zero DVD and wrote the following:

My favorite trick in this volume is Sort of Psychic. A spectator shuffles the deck. The magician gives her about a third of the deck to look at and think of any card. She never names it, it truly exists only in her mind. There is a little test of psychic power that happens now where you mix up the cards and she tries to guess three times which half of the packet her card is in. (The magician never looks at the faces of the cards.) Then the full deck is assembled and shuffled by the magician. Now, you ask her to cut anywhere and she cuts exactly to her freely chosen mental selection which she’s never named up to that point.

In the years since writing that, I’ve made a little tweak to the handling which I feel boosts the power of an already good trick. (You’ll have to know the trick for this post to really make any sense.)

The first thing I do is that I remove the Aces from the deck and keep them in my pocket. You could actually do this openly (if you were doing the trick completely impromptu). But it’s usually something I do before the trick and don’t mention it.

I give the deck to the person I’m with and ask them to shuffle it as much as they want and to think of any card in the deck, (“Except the aces, because they’re so common.”)

I split the deck into three equal piles. I have her see if she can psychically identify which pile contains her card. Whether she’s right or wrong, we eventually find the pile that does. And from there I go into the trick as John originally describes it. (If you’re not familiar with the trick, this added step fits in perfectly with the premise of the effect.)

So the difference is, rather than the magician pulling out 16 cards and having the spectator think of one of those cards, the spectator is free to think of any card in the deck that they want. Eventually you do get to the point where they’re thinking of one of 16 cards, but from their perspective they had a free mental selection of any card at all and the whole deck is in play.

Starting the trick with such total freedom adds quite a bit to the effect. It’s not, “You thought of any card from this packet.” It’s, “You thought of any card in the deck. You never spoke its name. You never touched it or removed it. It exists only in your mind.”

[Note: If you were doing it totally impromptu you would remove the aces openly and say. “I’m going to have you think of any card in the deck. But I’m going to take the Aces out of play because they’re too commonly thought of.” And just set them aside.]