Justification as Presentation

Joe M. writes:

My favourite maxim in magic is this:

"If you cannot hide it, paint it red."

Well - one of my interests is philosophy. And I was recently looking up the work of the philosopher David Chalmers. In the 90's - the most widely cited philosophy paper was one by David Chalmers called The Extended Mind.

In the paper - he argues that when you use either a phone or a notebook to remember something it becomes a part of your mind. 

Not just as a metaphor - but literally.

Here is a 5 mins clip where he explains his reasoning:

I wonder if this sort of idea could be used to justify having a spectator write something down in a mentalism trick?

You could say you want the spectator to remember something as part of their unconscious mind rather than their conscious mind. And then go into the spiel above. Perhaps it is easier to read a thought when it is buried in the unconscious?

If you watch the clip above - you can see how it would work well as the opening presentation to a mentalism trick where the spectator writes something down.—JM

Yeah, this is a good idea.

That video itself is a specifically good justification for why you might have someone write something in the notes field of their phone, which is a methodology I’ve been seeing fairly frequently recently.

But really I just wanted to use Joe’s email as a chance to talk about justifications more generally.

Here’s something that I’ve been thinking about….

The best justifications are disguised as presentation.

Here’s what I mean. I recently saw someone “read someone’s mind” and he went into it saying something like, “Often when people think of ‘mind reading’ they think someone can imagine any thought and the mind reader can pluck it out of their brain. But that’s not how it works. We need to get you to focus more directly on a word. Writing it down is one way to properly focus…,” etc., etc.

The message there is: “Here’s why I’m not just having you think of a word and telling you what it is.” But I think, ideally, that shouldn’t be the magician’s focus.

The justification shouldn’t come off as: “Here’s why I’m not doing X.”

It should come off as: “Here’s why I am doing Y.”

So instead of saying: “I can’t have you just think of a word. I need to have you write it down so I can focus your mind properly.”

You say something like, “When we write something down, it puts that information in our mind in a way that just thinking about it never could. There was this research study where they had people write down a phone number three times, or repeat it in their head 20 times. The group that wrote it down had far greater recall of the information when tested later on. Writing is both a physical and mental activity, so when something is written it becomes—in a way—highlighted in the mind. It makes it much easier to recall and project that information. I’ll show you something cool you can do. I want you to write down…” etc., etc.

Do you see the difference there?

The first way, I’m giving the audience an “excuse” as to why they need to write the word down.

The second way, I’m telling them something about the uniqueness of how the brain processes the actions of writing words. And then I’m demonstrating that. I’m not making any excuses. So it feels like my focus is only on this interesting thing I have to show them.

By giving the justification as presentation, it prevents the question of, “Can you do it without me writing it down?” from really ever coming up. It wouldn’t make sense to ask that given what I’m supposedly demonstrating to them.

Lead with the reason why, not the reason why not.

And if all you have is a reason “why not” then try to turn that into a reason “why.”

This might be confusing, so here’s another example:

“If I ask you to just think of a word, there’s a chance I could guess what that word is based on knowing you. So we’re going to have you choose a word randomly by flipping through this book.”

That’s a justification. That’s an excuse. That’s a reason “why not.” A reason why you’re NOT just letting them think of a word.

“Have you read this book? No? Consider yourself lucky. It sucks. In June of last year, I went on a 3-week hike on this offshoot of the Appalachian Trail with a couple of friends. And this book was all we had between us to pass the time. We thought there would be more opportunity to connect to the internet via our phone, so we didn’t really bring much else with us to keep us entertained. My friend had a copy of this book and we would just read it out loud to each other every night. Putting on all the voices. Eventually acting out whole scenes together just for something to do. We went through it at least a dozen times. We made up a sequel as we walked. It was a whole thing. I bought a copy just because I have good memories associated with it, even though the book blows. What’s weird though is that because we were so immersed in this stupid book for those weeks, I’ve noticed a bizarre connection to the material. It’s really strange. It doesn’t always work, but let’s try. Flip through the book and think of any word, go for something sort of interesting.”

That’s a presentation. That’s a reason “Why.” That’s a way to keep the spectator from thinking, “Can I just think of any word in the world?” without specifically focusing them on the fact that they can’t just think of any word in the world.

Dustings #98

The Do Not Eat Imp

From the toe of your new sneakers, a silica gel packet falls to the floor.

“Oh damn. Sweet,” you say as you take the packet and tear the top open and go to dump it in your mouth.

Your friend grabs your arm. “What are you doing?”

“Oh, don’t worry. It’s cool. I’ll show you.” You start to lift the packet to your lips again.

Your friend stops you again. “It specifically says ‘Do Not Eat’ on there.”

“Oh, I know. Yeah, don’t eat this. It will kill you,” you say as you dump the packet in your mouth and swallow.

“It actually doesn’t taste awful, like you might expect.”

Your friend stares at you.

“Okay, here’s the deal. For the past… almost 20 year—well, closer to 18 I guess—I’ve been building up an immunity to silica gel. You see… if you can get past the toxic properties, it actually has some really interesting side effects.”

You then proceed to read their thoughts, levitate, or move an object with the power of your mind.

Candy filled silica packets are available here.

If you’re worried about your dumb friend actually believing you and maybe poisoning themselves, you don’t have to worry. Silica gel is non-toxic. It’s just a choking risk for little kids.

Thanks to Kyle O. for tipping me off to this product and suggesting its use as an Imp.


Does anyone know of a good locking drawer box? I have an idea for a trick with one. What I mean is something like this, but that locks so that it’s examinable/handleable by the audience.

Or maybe you’re someone who could make one?


That reminds me, I’m going to put out a call for any regular readers who are also craftsmen or artisans in some respect. It’s been a couple of years since I asked about this, but if you have a skill that might be useful in the production of props/gimmicks/etc., let me know. Now that I’ve started producing one-off tricks for supporters, I will have the opportunity to maybe take advantage of some of your skills in the future. You’ll have to be able to produce items at scale, but at a relatively small scale (more like 100-200 than 10,000). If you have an expertise or proficiency in anything you think might be useful and would want to partner up on something, let me know.


A couple good suggestions from Pete “Red-Red” McCabe inspired by yesterday’s post.

One thing I used to do to deal with my nerves was to open with a version Nick Brown’s Wonderland Dollar, because: you do not do anything secret. The audience sees everything you do. The result is not actually impossible but it really looks like it is.

You can not get caught.

I found this quite effective in getting me over the initial bump of nervousness. If I was going to do a few card tricks I would start with Gemini Twins for the same reason.


If you buy any new magic from the big magic retailers over the next couple of weeks, you’re a sucker. Wait for the black friday deals where you will undoubtedly get some bonuses for spending your money. The Jerx… saving you money. Just call me…


This is an interesting video by Lloyd Barnes.

And yet, it’s also sort of depressing that we’re now trying to expose a trick before it even fucking happens.

I’m going to up the ante. I’m going to expose a trick before it’s even conceived of.

Here’s how it’s done: A double lift and the spectator has an identical twin who was given up for adoption as an infant that he doesn’t know about.

The Attitudinal Key to Social Magic

I’ve often written that in order to strengthen the casual feel of a trick and to make it so the interaction comes off as more genuine, you need to eliminate the theatrical trappings that so often go along with the performance of a magic. The overly-rehearsed patter, the bad jokes, the obvious magic props, etc.

But that’s the easy part.

The most important—and for some the hardest—things to eliminate to give your magic a more “normal” quality is going to be the feelings of fear and discomfort. Audiences can smell this all over you, and it completely undercuts a naturalistic style of performance.

I was listening to the Fly on the Wall Podcast which is hosted by Dana Carvey and David Spade where they talk to people from Saturday Night Live. On Amy Poehler’s episode, she says this about hosting SNL...

If you don’t look like you’re relaxed or having fun, the audience gets very stressed. When I see hosts and they’re either nervous, or stressed… it’s like, “Oh no!” I get so stressed [by them]. Because you are hosting a party. You’re supposed to look like you’re having fun. […] It’s the hardest piece to learn because you’re pushing or you're nervous or your head’s somewhere else. And then when you actually relax, the audience just relaxes with you.

This is so true in magic as well. If you’re doing your ambitious card routine and your hands are shaking and you’re clearly nervous… you have stripped the moment of any magic and whatever story it is you’re trying to tell. Even if your “story” is as basic and dull as “I’m a magician with the power to make cards rise to the top of the deck.” The only story the audience will perceive is, “This guy is a nervous wreck and I better smile along and encourage him or he’s going to totally fall apart.” You take away their ability to get lost in the experience because they have to babysit what they perceive as your fragile ego.

So above everything, whether you’re going for a casual style of social magic, or an over-the-top immersive style, you need to find a way to eliminate fear from your performances.

How do you do this? I’m not sure, because this isn’t an issue I deal with regularly.

And I don’t know that there’s one “answer.” I mean, I think there’s an answer for each person, but I don’t think there’s a “general” way to eliminate fear and nerves. (If there were, people wouldn’t struggle with fear and nerves.) But here are some thoughts.

Don’t push the boundaries of your skill set when you perform. If you’re nervous about performing in general, don’t compound that by trying to perform something that you’re not completely comfortable with. If you do, you’re dealing with two sets of nerves instead of one. There is so much strong self-working or nearly self-working magic out there, you don’t need to push yourself to go and perform something you’re not comfortable with in order to really entertain or fool people.

Feel the fear and do it anyway. I know a lot of people who get nervous when they show someone a trick… and so they only show someone a trick a few times a year. You’re never going to break the cycle that way. For most people, the more you perform, the more you will trust yourself and the less the nerves will affect you. Perform daily for a couple of months and just resign yourself to the fact that you’re probably going to suck while you do. You will almost certainly come out the other side more confident and less fearful in performance.

Don’t fight the fear. When you feel it coming on, note it in your mind and accept it. Trying to fight it and telling yourself to calm down is a sure way to amplify the negative feelings. This is true pretty much in all facets of life.

Contextualize the nervousness. If you don’t say anything about the nerves, then you’re going to look like someone who is worried about impressing the person you’re performing for with your magic trick. But if you weave your nerves into the storyline of your performance, you can make them congruent with the narrative you’re trying to tell.

  • “Okay, this guy cheated my friend out of $2500 in a poker game. This weekend we’re trying to get him back. I have a plan for how we could swindle him, but I get super nervous thinking about executing it. Can I try this idea out on you to work some of the nerves out of my system?”

  • “I have this audition for a super exclusive magic club coming up next week. I’m really anxious about it. Can I try something out with you to see how it goes?”

  • “Something strange is going on. It’s got my nerves on edge, but it’s also made me hyper-sensitive. My hands are even shaking. It’s like this weird sense of… I don’t know…a type of power. Can I show you?”

Doing something like this will allow you to disguise your real nerves in the story of the effect. I wouldn’t be surprised if having this safety valve built into your presentation actually diminished your nerves significantly, to the point where you need to start feigning a little fear to keep it consistent with your story.

Keep perspective. It’s just magic tricks. It’s just entertainment. The less you go into this seeking validation, the less your ego is on the line, the fewer nerves you’re likely to have.

Emerge & See Contact

This is a bad idea that you probably shouldn’t do. It comes to us by way of Eli “Quarter Horse” Bosnick.

Long ago, I posted another trick you should never do: Bill to Woman’s Vagina. That’s something I didn’t think anyone would actually ever try—most magicians can’t get close to a woman, much less a vagina—but I still put the disclaimer not to do it just so I didn’t get sued by some dumb oaf who tried it and ended up getting a bill riddled with god knows what up the vagina of the prostitute he pays to pretend to be his girlfriend.

This is an idea that may already be out in the magic community, but I haven’t seen it, nor has Eli. And, while I don’t think you should ever use this technique, I’m putting it out because at least if you read it from me, you’ll be reading it from someone who is straight-up calling you a creep if you misuse it, rather than someone who is like, “Here’s a good idea. Go nuts.”

Here’s the idea as Eli wrote it up to me…

So this peek/preshow thing is for a very specific situation that mentalists/magicians find themselves in quite a bit. You ask to borrow an  iphone, praying to whatever dead gods you worship that it picks up the nfc chip you hid wikitest or inject in only to discover that the phone is locked.

Now what usually happens at this point is you go “Oh it’s locked. Can you unlock it?”, they say “If you're a magician can’t you just guess the password” and then you fake a laugh while trying to kill Myke Philips with one of your three wishes.
[A comment so inside magic that even I don’t get it.] Well THIS is what you can do instead. 

You swipe up. Tap “Emergency” in the bottom left corner of the screen, then tap “Medical ID” in the same place. You’ll be presented with a screen that looks like this:

Now I should point out a couple things: 

  1. That black spot is the emergency contact’s phone number. I’ve blacked it out in the screenshot for obvious reasons

  2. What you're seeing here is about the MINIMUM amount of information you’ll see here. Most med ID screens also include blood type, medications, allergies etc. The vast majority will also include birthday.

Best of all the chances that MOST iphone users don’t have this on their phone are relatively slim. Med ID is part of new iphone set up that very few people skip. Of the 10 people I called after figuring this out every single one of them had some information on there. 

There you have it. Any time you’re alone with someone’s phone, or you have some excuse to be futzing around with it in front of them, you likely have access to some information about them.

That information might be pretty basic. For instance, if I got a peek at Eli’s info I could later “intuit” his age, his wife’s name, and that he weighs as much as 1/4 of a horse.

Getting this info is, I think, sort of ethically ambiguous. But the problem becomes that the info could possibly veer into stuff that’s clearly none of your fucking business.

Here are the fields people might fill out in the Medical ID section…

  • Legal Name

  • Date of Birth

  • Medical Conditions

  • Medical Notes

  • Allergies & Reactions

  • Medications

  • Blood Type

  • Organ Donor

  • Weight

  • Height

  • Primary Language

  • Emergency Contacts

A more fully filled out ID screen might look like this:

Now, the truth is, you probably wouldn’t be very interested in the more sensitive data here anyways. At least, you wouldn’t be interested in those things for magic purposes. You probably wouldn’t be saying things like: “Yes… yes… it’s becoming clear to me now… I’m getting the sense you… hmmm…you take… Prevastatin. It’s all coming into focus for me now. You put it…wait, no… you don’t shove it up your asshole… you put it in your mouth, I’m sensing.”

So if you could control yourself and just do this to peek someone’s birthday and maybe get their spouse’s name or something like that, then I think that could be morally justifiable. That information is publicly available, and if you were to research someone to find those things out for the sake of a trick, I wouldn’t see an issue with that. So I don’t really have a problem with obtaining that information this way. But that’s assuming you can keep your eyes on those things and not go digging through their digital medicine cabinet.

Thanks to Eli for sharing this and empowering creep magicians everywhere!

Twenty Years

20 years ago this week, a plucky, handsome, young upstart named me, went onto Blogspot, chose the worst color palette they had, and started a blog called The Magic Circle Jerk.

You can read the full story of that blog by scrolling wayyyyy down on this one to December 2015. That month tells the full story of that site through a daily advent calendar structure. (The old blog itself no longer exists.)

When that site started, a lot of my content was making fun of The Magic Café. That’s back when the Café was relevant. Well known magicians would post there and do monthly Q and As. There were other message boards devoted to magic, but none were as big as the Café. It was a perfect subject to write about because it was relatively popular and it was a total clusterfuck of a place. I don’t know that we’ll ever see the likes of it again.

At the time, my issues with the Café were always handled publicly. Their issues with me weren’t handled publicly. They weren’t even handled with me. They only talked about me and got hysterical in their private Café Staff section of the message board. Which is just as well. If Steve Brooks had ever written me an email and said, “Believe me… no one knows better than I the failures of the Café. You’re right that we shouldn’t have arbitrary standards that are applied haphazardly.” That probably would have been the end of The Magic Circle Jerk. And this site never would have happened. I never would have become the most prolific writer in the history of magic.

No, if that had happened, I’d probably be working at Cold Stone Creamery. Smoking fentanyl. Mixing the fentanyl into the ice cream with those little spatulas like I’m busting up a Heath bar.

Yeah, I’d probably be blowing any guy in the Cold Stone bathroom for $5 who says the secret phrase (“What that mouth do?”). Cold ice cream and warm spunk drying together on my apron.

Look, there’s no doubt things worked out for the best. I’m just saying things could have easily gone another way.

One of my favorite stories about the types of intellects behind the scenes at the Café is the Pornolizer Story. I don’t know if I’ve told this one before.

On January 5th of 2004, I was mentioning my New Year’s resolutions and I wrote:

My other resolution is not to make fun of Steve Brooks and The Magic Cafe so much. They look like they've made some recent changes that make the site actually pretty good. Take a look.

And “Take a look” was a link.

Now, to explain the joke, there used to be this site called The Pornolizer. (There still is, in fact, it just doesn’t work all that well these days.)

What the pornolizer would do is take any URL you put in it and spit out a version of the same site with a bunch of dirty words in it.

Here’s what this site looks like when pornolized.

The pornolizer no longer works very well. It was really designed around 2003 internet conventions. And at that time, it worked pretty well. All the links would work, and the design stayed consistent. But it was also just randomly putting in dirty words, so it was kind of clear there was no human thought behind it.

Now look, I’m going to make an exception, if you were born and your parents accidentally put your head in one of those machines from the 70s that scrambles an egg while it’s still inside its shell, and your brain has been whipped into a frothy lather, then MAYBE you would look at the “pornolized” Magic Café and not know that this was something done automatically and arbitrarily. But even then, you probably wouldn’t be fucking dumb enough to think I had gone in and edited every post on the Café. And yet that’s exactly what some of the staff there thought happened.

In their secret back-room forum, back in 2004, genius Scott Guinn wrote:

That’s right. He literally thought I had gone and “stolen content” and “made my own site” and not only edited every post on the Cafe, but also every site that was linked to from the Cafe. What a perfectly reasonable assumption.

Harry Murphy, a member of the Cafe “Staff” (and no-doubt Mensa as well) gives us his take…

Oh, come on, Harry. Be fair. With a quarter of a million posts on the Cafe at the time, if I had spent just 30 seconds reading and editing each post, then I could have gotten the whole site done in just 86 days of working 24/7.

Fortunately, “Grammar Supervisor,” Jon Gallagher comes in speaking some sense…

Actually, this was more insulting to me. The idea that I might spend three months of my life working on an alternate “dirty” version of The Magic Cafe from scratch makes me insane. But the idea that it would take me a fucking half hour to copy and paste a URL makes me sound damn near braindead.

Jon wasn’t done. He reached out to his lawyer.

That’s right! He suggested trying to get my site taken down as “child pornography.” Let me see if I can understand the logic here… Because the Cafe sometimes “refers to kids” then me putting the Café URL in this third-party site that randomly inserts words like “muff-muncher” and “finger-blast” into websites MIGHT fall under child pornography laws.

“Hey… what are you in for?”

“Me? I’m a pediatrician and I took naked pictures of my patients and sold them online. You?”

“I made a video of myself drugging and raping the little league team I coached. Hey… guy in the corner… what did you do?”

“I pornolized the Magic Café.”

What kind of person offers that as a suggestion to take down a magic blog? I would have loved to see someone try to take this to the “district attorney.”

But don’t fret, his “lawyer” had another idea if the child porn angle didn’t pan out.

Sadly, it never came to pass that any Café staff tried to “beat the holy snot” out of me. I would have loved to see that crew try.

To be fair to Steve Brooks, he never seemed to entertain these moronic ideas. There were a number of calls by the Café staff to sue me over my old site. But if he ever looked into it, nothing came of it. He probably just used those people to know what not to do. There are some people who are so dull and unsavvy that you’ll sometimes look to their advice to know which path to avoid. And I’m guessing anyone who volunteers their time to correct grammar for a magic message board falls squarely in that group.

So happy anniversary to Steve, the Café staff, and those of you who were there 20 years ago and somehow found me again after a ten-year absence.

Mailbag #103

Hi Andy.  If you haven't seen The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar on Netflix, I highly recommend it.  I think it's something you would enjoy.  

In the film, the title character learns how to see "through" cards so that he can cheat at a casino.  There's a timeline in the film which could make for a great presentation for a marked deck.  Admittedly, 18 months to 10 years is a LONG time for the payoff, but it might just be the most extreme example of lengthening out a trick that you have often discussed in order to make the experience more wonderful and engaging.  

I won't actively use this framework, but if someone ever mentions the film in casual discussion, I will definitely be telling them that I've been working on something similar, but am only in my ________ month.  Much later, I could then show them that I have achieved the ability to "see without my eyes". —JR

Yeah, this is a great natural Hook that’s out there at the moment, especially if you have a Wes Anderson fan in your life.

“It’s based on a Roald Dahl story. But that story is actually based on some real techniques that were used by gamblers and psychics and stuff over 100 years ago. I’m looking into them now myself.”

A marked deck is probably too obvious a solution to use for such a routine. But there are plenty of other routines with a normal deck that you could frame as your ability to “see without your eyes,” I’m sure. Shuffle-Bored, for one.

And, in fact, Liam Montier was working on this 20 years ago with his release, Henry Sugar.

Of course… stopping at playing cards would be juuuusssst about the dumbest thing you could do with this premise. That’s where you should begin.

Ideally, you’re showing them various tricks from time to time that fall into this over-arching narrative. Then a few years down the line you hit them with a blindfold drive or some other “big” effect like that.


I'm not even sure if you're the right person to ask about this, but I feel like it's a situation you’re likely to have encountered so I'll give it a shot. I've been visiting a coffee shop near me pretty regularly for a few months now. Every time I go it’s the same barista and we’re friendly but just on a customer level. I know she's open to interacting with customers on a deeper level because I've seen her do it. But I haven't even asked for her name or anything and it's been months now and it feels weird asking for it now. I feel like if I could get past this point this would be a good place to perform for people occasionally. It just has that vibe. Any idea how to cross that boundary and ask for her name without it seeming weird that it's coming out of the blue now? Or how to avoid this in the future? When do you ask for a name usually or try to make a personal connection in these sorts of situations? —BM

If there's a coffee shop or a bar or a place along those lines that I see myself going to frequently, I'll usually ask someone's name the second time I see them. Asking for it the first time you interact with that person feels odd to me (unless you get engaged in a long conversation). But the second time I see them, my thought process is, "Well, if we're going to be bumping into each other, I might as well know your name." 

As for as how to ask for it, it would be strange to say, "I'll have a vanilla latte. And what's your name?"

Here's a good template... Ask for their personal opinion on something related to their role there. Then introduce yourself and get their name.

So, at a coffee shop, I might look at the menu and say, "Hmmm... I don't know what I'm in the mood for. What's your favorite drink here?"

The iced mocha.

"Ooh, that sounds good. I'll take that. Thanks... What's your name, by the way? I'm Andy."

Boom. Done. Simple. 

But now you're months deep and you're right, it might seem weird to ask for her name at this point. 

I'll tell you something I said once in a similar situation that worked well.

It was at a cafe in Brooklyn that I went to frequently. The barista I saw most often was this super cute Mary-Elizabeth-Winstead-looking girl.

I had been going there for maybe half a year, but this was at a time in my life where I wasn't as social, so I hadn't thought to get her name when I started going there. One day, I finally said, "I can't believe I've never asked, but what's your name? I feel I should know it. I see you more often than my girlfriend."

I didn't really plan out that statement, but it worked well. Mentioning "my girlfriend" suggested I wasn’t trying to pick her up (which I kind of was, because I wasn't really dating anyone at that point). And saying "I see you more than my girlfriend" implied a sense of closeness to the relationship—even though it had just been a standard customer/barista interaction prior to that. In the end, it worked. It cracked the seal and our interactions got friendlier going forward. We casually dated for a few months before she left to move across the country for some botany career. I don't really remember. 

So perhaps something like that might work. At the same time, you don't need to overthink it. You can just say, "Remind me of your name again?" This suggests you knew it at one point but it slipped your mind. Just don't be an obvious creep and you'll be fine.


What is the meaning of Rich Uncle Millionaire? I'm not getting something about that name. [For the higher level of support at the site.] —RC

You’re not missing anything other than it’s a semi-inside joke based on a misremembered reference by a friend of a friend 12 years ago.

My friend was in an improv group, and they were coming up with a name for the group. And while they were pitching names, one person suggested Rich Uncle Millionaire, which he thought was something he heard on the Simpsons. But he misremembered.

There was a character mentioned once called Rich Uncle Skeleton.

And they had the Monopoloy man on once, Millburn “Rich Uncle” Pennybags.

But he had confabulated the name Rich Uncle Millionaire. They thought the name was funny because of the redundancy. And so they would use it to refer to people who did any unnecessary expenditure of money, big or small. If you ask for the parmesan crust on your steak at the steakhouse, they might say, “Ooh la la, look at Rich Uncle Millionaire over there.” And that became something I picked up from them.

Now, when you’re naming your supporters, there are a couple different avenues you can take. You can choose a name that suggests a closeness and a relationship between everyone: The Family, The Crew, The Posse, The Brotherhood.

Or you can choose a name that suggests “we’re a bunch of badasses,” like: The Outlaws, The Mafia, The Renegades.

Or you can go with a pun name, based on the name of the site. “At the Jerx, our highest supporters are known as our Jerk-Offs.”

But I’m pretty anti-Online magic communities, so I came to the conclusion I didn’t want to use a name that suggested that sort of bond. And I think it’s corny when groups try to choose a badass name for themselves, like, “We’re the Marauders. We get together every Sunday to play role playing games and eat pizza.” And I didn’t want to call supporters Jerk-Offs.

The quality I wanted to emphasize in the naming of that tier was the one thing I know for certain about that group: these are people with $25 a month—the cost of dinner at a chain restaurant—to spend supporting a magic site. They’re able to afford a tiny luxury. Hence: Rich Uncle Millionaire.

Until November... [Updated]

This is the final post of October.

This is also the final post of Season 7 at the Jerx. The final newsletter for Season 7 will be sent to supporters on the first of November.

If you’re a current supporter, you’ll also receive information in your email about staying on to support Season 8 (which will entail just keeping your subscription going) or cancelling your supporter slot (which will entail… well… canceling your subscription payment—it’s pretty straightforward, I guess). Season 8 will operate the same as season 7 did with the same rewards structure and scheduled releases.

If you’ve been on the waiting list for one of the full supporter slot for some time now (say, six months or more) you’ll almost definitely have the opportunity to grab a full supporter slot next month. As the end of the season is really the only time people drop off. I’ll keep you wait-listers updated on that.

Let’s see… what else. Oh if you’re a Rich Uncle Millionaire-Level supporter and have an ad for the final newsletter of this season, try to get it to me by the 28th.

New posting, and Season 8, begins on November 6th (remember, the new schedule is that posting begins on the first Monday of the month, not necessarily the 1st of the month).

Season 8 will again be an 18 months season and will take us to Spring 2025. Which will be… impossibly… the 10-year anniversary of this site.

If you planted an acorn on the day this site started, by the time the end of Season 8 rolls around, the tree would be… well… it would still be pretty small actually. That’s not a great example of the passage of time.

If you had a child when this site started, by the time the end of Season 8 rolls around, it would be “too old” for, like, half of the people kicked out of the GLOMM.

Crazy.


[Added Oct. 22]

If you’ve ever tried to learn Morse code, but struggled with it because the dots and dashes are so non-intuitive, reader Atticus X. has an interesting technique to learn it that is unlike any method I’ve seen before. It’s not the most direct method because it adds an extra “translational” step into the process. But I have a feeling it’s the type of thing—like memorizing a deck with songs and rhymes—where the material that supports the memorization will eventually fall away, and you won’t need it anymore. The method is in the form of a pdf of a children’s book.

He’s giving it away for free if you join his Propless Mentalism facebook group before November (it will be a few dollars afterward). You know I don’t just promote anything someone happens to be giving away for free unless I think it’s good. In this case, I think it’s probably a good learning tool. Although it’s hard for me to say, became I already know what it’s trying to teach. But I get a sense this could be useful for people who find it hard to learn Morse code because it’s too abstract—and it may be an easier way to get a non-magician friend on board to learn it.


This is odd. I found this strange piece of paper outside of Joshua Jay’s apartment the other day. It seems like a note he was writing to himself about something?

I wonder what it means. 🤔 Well… I guess we’ll never know.


I received a lot of positive feedback about the WikiTest idea I posted in Monday’s mailbag. A couple of people have already put the idea into use and it seems to be working for them.

I hesitated to put that idea up because it was one of those things where I thought, “I bet someone else has already thought of this. Probably wrote it up on the Cafe or the WikiTest facebook or something.”

That sort of thought often keeps me from posting something I think might be useful.

To keep the ideas flowing freely in the future, I would like to offer:

The Jerx All-Purpose Disclaimer

I’ve never stolen an idea in my life. Once, that I can remember, I read an idea, forgot it, and then it came to me some time later, and I believed it had come from my head. And there are times I’ve independently come up with an idea that already exists in the literature.

But I’ve never read something and thought, “Hmmm… I think I’ll write that up as my own idea!”

So if you read something here that seems like it came from somewhere else, please, let me know about it. If the idea is similar enough, I’ll happily credit and link to where people can read more about it. And if the idea is essentially the same, then I’ll reach out to the person behind it and ask them if they’d like me to credit them or remove the post entirely.

I am, admittedly, not well-read in the world of magic. To spur my own ideas, I don’t read other people’s magic theory, I don’t participate much in the online magic community, I barely even watch instructional downloads for tricks I’ve bought past the point where I know how to do them. So I sort of rely on people who are better stewards of magic wisdom than I am to keep me in the know when there’s something they think I’d be interested in, and to let me know if anything I’ve written has a direct precedent. So don’t worry that I’m going to get weird or defensive if you say, “That idea is very similar to this….” I enjoy making those connections. I just don’t have the knowledge-base to necessarily make them myself.


Hey, this looks pretty interesting…

It looks like Joshua Jay is giving an interview where he discusses three things.

  1. His favorite person.

  2. His favorite place.

  3. His favorite thing.

If you’re in New York on October 27th, you should check that out.

I wonder what he’s going to say!


See you all in November. Have a great Halloween! I recommend one-upping the houses on your block that give out the full-size candy bars and instead giving everyone who comes to your door one of these three pound gummy worms.