Dear Mentalists: I Love this Website!

Wow! That's really kind of you to say. I put a lot of effort into it. 

I mean, you just said you love this website, which is really nice. Thank you. 

You don't love this website? No... but you said you did earlier. You read it in the first person so that means you do. What? That's not how language works? Hmmm... you make a compelling point.

And yet! There are mentalists everywhere, everyday who use Deddy Corbuzier's Free Will principle like it's something that fools people. (If you're not familiar with this principle feel free to skip this post as it wont make much sense to you.)

It doesn't. Well, it fools people exactly half of the time, when you end up reading the prediction. The other half of the time it's confusing at best and completely transparent at worst. If this isn't obvious to you, then you have been turning a blind eye to your audience. You need to get better at discerning when your audience is fooled and when they're confused or just being nice. I've probably tested a dozen mentalism concepts in the focus-testing I've done and this is the one that consistently raises the most red flags with people. Again, half the time. The other half of the time it's perfect.

We want to believe there's a logic to it when the spectator reads the prediction. There's not. I'll prove it to you. Next time you go to someone's birthday, write this in their card.

You hope I have a Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to me.

They will be confused. This is not how we communicate with people. And yet this is exactly what we're expecting a spectator to accept at the climax of a magic trick. 

But don't worry, I've fixed it for you. 

Let's say you have a trick where you end up predicting where the spectator will choose to put 3 different objects. This is a standard effect that uses the free will principle. The one I use the most is Forced Will by Jonas Ljung off the DVD 21.

The prediction in this trick looks something like this.

Now, we are going to make one tiny, tiny adjustment that in and of itself will change the nature of the prediction.

Ah, look! We've just added quotes to it. But what does that mean? At this point, who knows. But the implication is that this isn't just a statement. No, this is something that someone said, or will say, probably aloud. And the fact that it's in quotes suggest that the person who wrote it on the card is not necessarily the "I" in that sentence.

We're on our way.

You start the effect and talk about how you're working on your ability to predict the future. "In a way, when you know the decisions people will make and the actions they will take, you are almost able to script life like it's a play. I can know well in advance just the right thing to say. Or I can know what others will say -- what words will match their actions. So as I get good at predicting the future, these interactions that I have with people almost feel pre-determined, like we're reading dialogue in a play."

The bold and italics above... you see what we're doing here, yes? We're establishing two different paths we can refer back to later in the effect.

You continue, "As of now I can't really predict complex human decisions, but I can predict simple ones. And I'll show you what I mean about scripting the future. On this folded business card I have a line of dialogue for you [the slightest possible beat] to hold onto. It's the last line of this little play we're in right now. Keep it safe. I'm going to want you to check my work later."

"Check my work" is a line I got from Jimmy Fingers' Free Will routine he does in his Penguin Live lecture. I like the ambiguity of it as it suggests both reading it themselves or looking at it after you read it later.

Now you go through the process of the trick.

You get to the end of the trick, it's time for the prediction to be read. Here is how you lead up to it.

If you read it
"Remember I said that by knowing the decisions people will make I can always know the right thing to say well in advance? Well, I gave you my last line of dialogue in this conversation to hold onto before we even started, can I see it? It wasn't just any dialogue, it was my prediction for what was going to happen. Something I wrote weeks in advance. [You read the prediction then hand it to your spectator to verify.]"

This makes perfect sense. 

If they read it
"Remember I said I had a line of dialogue for you -- your last line of dialogue for this little play? That I could predict the words for you to say that would match your actions? You've been holding onto your last line of dialogue the whole time. Read it out for us and put some pizzaz into it -- really sell it." 

This makes perfect sense too. And telling them to "really sell it" implies that this was always intended to be a line of dialogue read by someone else. 

Not only does it completely camouflage the Free Will principle, the notion that seeing the future allows you to script lines for yourself or others is just a more interesting idea than "I know where you will put these three objects," even if -- at heart -- it amounts to the same thing.

Opia

What follows is a variation on the trick Windows by Andy Nyman. That trick involves people thinking of a memory associated with an emotion and you naming that emotion. I found that some people find this trick a little too believable, (“I thought of a happy memory and you were able to tell I was thinking of a happy memory… so what?")

So this is a variation I’ve used on the premise with people I suspect might have that reaction.

The emotions used come from here.

Opia

Effect: Your spectator chooses a card with the definition of an obscure emotion on it. They concentrate on the emotion and form a picture of it in their mind. You're able to tell them the emotion they're feeling a describe parts of the picture as well.

Method: Get 10 index cards and write one of the following words and definitions on each card. Write out the cards so the word in italics in each definition is at the end of the first line on each card (don't actually write it in italics, of course).

lachesism
n. the desire to be struck by disaster—to survive a plane crash, to lose everything in a fire,
to plunge over a waterfall—which would put a kink in the smooth arc of your life, and forge it into something hardened and flexible and sharp, not just a stiff prefabricated beam that barely covers the gap between one end of your life and the other.

Rückkehrunruhe
n. the feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness—to the extent you have to keep reminding yourself that it happened at all, even though it felt so vivid just days ago—which makes you wish you could smoothly cross-dissolve back into everyday life, or just hold the shutter open indefinitely and let one scene become superimposed on the next, so all your days would run together and you’d never have to call cut.

chrysalism
n. the amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm, listening to waves of rain pattering against the roof like an argument upstairs, whose muffled words are unintelligible but whose crackling release of built-up tension you understand perfectly.

opia 
n. the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable—their pupils glittering, bottomless and opaque—as if you were peering through a hole in the door of a house, able to tell that there’s someone standing there, but unable to tell if you’re looking in or looking out.

kenopsia
n. the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional afterimage that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.

vemödalen
n. the frustration of photographing something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist—the same sunset, the same waterfall, the same curve of a hip, the same closeup of an eye—which can turn a unique subject into something hollow and pulpy and cheap, like a mass-produced piece of furniture you happen to have assembled yourself.

mal de coucou
n. a phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends—people who you can trust, who you can be yourself with, who can help flush out the weird psychological toxins that tend to accumulate over time—which is a form of acute social malnutrition in which even if you devour an entire buffet of chitchat, you’ll still feel pangs of hunger.

vellichor
n. the strange wistfulness of used bookstores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time—filled with thousands of old books you’ll never have time to read, each of which is itself locked in its own era, bound and dated and papered over like an old room the author abandoned years ago, a hidden annex littered with thoughts left just as they were on the day they were captured.

kairosclerosis
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.

liberosis
n. the desire to care less about things—to loosen your grip on your life, to stop glancing behind you every few steps, afraid that someone will snatch it from you before you reach the end zone—rather to hold your life loosely and playfully, like a volleyball, keeping it in the air, with only quick fleeting interventions, bouncing freely in the hands of trusted friends, always in play.

Bring out the stack of index cards and give them to your spectator to flip through and read some of the definitions. Tell them these are new words you're trying to learn for obscure emotions. People will be interested in them. If they're not, they're probably not right for this trick.

Do a Charlier shuffle to supposedly mix the cards. You could, if you want, just force one of the cards on someone and then have them feel that emotion and you could look in their eyes and read that emotion in them. 

Or, with some memory work, you can give someone a free selection, cut the cards at the selection, peek the bottom card, and then know which one they are thinking of. Here's how you do that. It may seem like a lot of work, but it took me less than 15 minutes and I'm not good with memory stuff.

First, you need to know a rhyming peg system.

1 - gun
2 - shoe
3 - tree
4 - door
5 - hive
6 - bricks
7 - heaven
8 - weight
9 - wine
10 - hen

If it takes you more than two minutes to memorize that, you have a tumor or something.

Second you need to familiarize yourself, generally, with the definitions on the cards.

Now you are going to associate each peg word with the italicized word on the card, and a general concept of what that definition is about. So let's go through them.

1 - gun - fire - Guns fire. Being shot would be you suffering a personal tragedy. The first word is about wanting to struck by a disaster.

2 - shoe - trip - You trip over your shoes. Taking a trip. The second word is about taking a trip and having it fade from your memory.

3 - tree - thunderstorm - Picture a tree struck by lightning in a thunderstorm. The third word is about the comfort of being inside during a thunderstorm.

4 - door - eye - Eyes are the doorway to the soul (yes, they usually say window, but google it, they say doorway to the soul too.) The fourth word is about looking someone in the eye and that being an intrusive and vulnerable position to be in at the same time.

5 - hive - bustling - Bustling/buzzling. Buzz, bees, hive. Think of all of the bees in the hive, then picture an empty hive. The fifth word is about the eerie feeling of being in an empty place that is usually filled with people.

6 - bricks - photos - Think of taking a picture with a brick for a camera. How futile that would be. The sixth word is about the futile feeling of taking a picture of something that has already been photographed 1000s of times before.

7 - heaven - life - Heaven comes after life. Social life. The seventh word is about having an active social life but very few close friends. (A common cold reading concept.)

8 - weight - bookstore - Think of books being used to weigh something down. The eighth word is about the wistfulness of old bookstores.

9 - wine - happy - Wine makes you happy (you lush). The ninth word is about being happy and recognizing you're happy in the moment and dissecting your happiness and making yourself unhappy because of it.

10 - hen - loosen your grip - Imagine you hold a bird in your hand. You loosen your grip to let it fly away. It's a hen, it doesn't fly, it just falls out of your hand. The tenth word is about the desire to let go of things and care less about them.

So, let's go back. You do a Charlier shuffle. You allow someone to cut the cards and take the top card. You tell them to read that card over and to embrace the feeling it describes and maybe picture a scenario they can imagine feeling it in. As they read you peek your keyword which is the last word in the first row of the definition of the card on the bottom. Toss the rest of the cards over to the person as well.

Now you have some time to do your mental gymnastics. You peeked the word "trip." You trip over your shoes. Shoe = 2. That means she has the next card, card three. Three = tree. You imagine a tree struck by lightning in a thunderstorm. She's thinking of the word that means taking comfort indoors during a thunderstorm. You ask her to close her eyes and let this feeling wash over her then ask her to open her eyes and look directly in yours. You stare deep into her eyes.

"I feel a sense of... contentment or calmness... I think. But there's something else going on too. Are you picturing yourself in a certain place? You're in your home, right? In bed or on the couch or something? There's something else going on though... oh, I know. The thunderstorm one, yes? You are feeling the comfort of being inside during a thunderstorm."

Most of these words will give you a little more to talk about than if you're just guessing a standard emotion. You can usually picture the type of place they're in physically where they might be feeling this. And a lot of these feelings are multilayered, which is a nice thing to be able to pick up on if you claim to really be absorbing the emotion coming from them. Whereas if someone is just thinking of "happy" that's really a kind of straightforward emotion. 

Another nice thing is if they pick "opia" you can say, "You're not just imagining this feeling, you're actually feeling it right now." Which is kind of an interesting moment where they are genuinely feeling the emotion they're supposed to be thinking of.

Don't bother learning the words themselves. The fact that you don't know the actual words just reinforces the notion of you picking up on the feeling itself, rather than you having peeked the word somehow.

As to why you have the cards in the first place, you can make the point that reading more obvious emotions like sadness and happiness is less of a challenge because that's something we're trained to do since the time we're children. So you're trying to learn to read these more subtle emotions.

Like most of the effects I describe here, it's probably best used in a casual, informal setting (although, depending on the audience, there are probably other places to use it as well). Unlike Nyman's great trick, this isn't a simple, impromptu effect, which is its main drawback. But if you make up this set of cards, you'll have an interesting and rich effect that can easily lead to some deep and engaging conversations. (And without the possibility of someone having to stir up emotions related to a botched circumcision, a favorite aunt being trampled by a marching band, or some other legitimately painful memory.)

Mad Man

I've been having a lot of fun performing this trick. I was going to write it up like I have others, but I realized what I liked most about the trick was the presentation which just gives you an excuse to ramble on like a dipshit. And I knew I probably wouldn't be able to convey the tone of the patter through writing alone. So below you will find a pseudo performance done by my friend for a picture of a squirrel. 

The inspiration for this trick is Ad Space by David Regal. The effect is pretty much the same, but I use different sleights. My presentation was indirectly inspired by the Twilight Zone episode, Time Enough At Last.

You can probably figure out your own sleights to make this work. What I do is:

  • A one hand bottom deal to force the card without showing its back

  • A deck switch when I get the marker

  • A multiple turnover

Predict Tomorrow's National League Wild Card Game

Tomorrow night, the Chicago Cubs will play the Pittsburgh Pirates in the National League Wild Card game to see who gets to continue on in the MLB playoffs. The game starts at 8pm Eastern Time and you are going to predict the result.

So meet up with some friends to watch the game, or if you don't have friends, which is likely the case, go to a sports bar and sit yourself on a barstool. Start talking to whomever is around you and say, "If I could give you the results of this game before it started, would you give me $20,000?" If they say yes, try and get 20 grand out of them. If they say no, then just be like, "That's what I figured."

Now give that person a sealed envelope that looks like this and tell them it's your National League Wild Card prediction. "You're going to hold onto the prediction for the entire game," you say.

Ask them to hold onto it throughout the game. 

You have two ways to play this. You can play it like a demonstration of magic/precognition. Or during the course of the game you can mention your "prediction" a number of times, but each time say it with a wink. In this case you're going to play it off like you've fixed the National League Wild Card game. If you decide to go this route, then at one point during the game you should make a phone call and let people overhear you. Say something like, "Everyone is on board, right? They got their money? I just want to be sure. There are going to be some very unhappy people if the... prediction doesn't come true."

When the game ends, let out a long sigh of relief and tell your friend to open the prediction. He opens it and pulls out a slip of paper that says, "A fun time will be had by all," or something equally meaningless. Or the envelope can be empty. 

Take the envelope back from the person and say, "Sorry, I didn't trust you, I thought you might open it before the game ended. And I figured you wouldn't trust me either and you'd think I would switch the prediction without you seeing somehow. So I made the prediction online Monday morning. But I wasn't lying when I said you'd hold onto the prediction for the whole game."

Take out a marker and modify the envelope, adding a URL and an underscore, so it now looks like this.

Tell your friend to go online and go to that account and they'll see you accurately predicted not only the outcome of the game, but the final score as well. 

[UPDATE - So this game is now in the past, and I have deleted the method to how exactly we did this. I deleted it because someone informed it was essentially the same as Tube 2.0 by Jason Messina. So, if you're interested in seeing how we predicted the outcome of the game a couple days before it occurred, check out that product.]

When it's done, offer to tell them the winner of the upcoming divisional series for $25,000. Just tell them whoever you want. You'll be right half the time (the other half of the time you'll have to leave town for good). Send me 20% of whatever you can take people for. 

Credits

You'll notice in the navigation bar above, a new page called Credits. I wanted to take this opportunity to recognize some of the people who have helped in some way with the creation or functioning of this site over the past 6 months. This post is an extended version of what's on that page, but that page is what will get updated in the future if need be.

Andrew Steele, AC Costello, Pat Hughes, Michael Sullivan - (The first two guys also go by Andy, but it gets confusing, so we use Andrew and AC.) These are four friends and amateur magicians who have helped me with the site since it was MCJ. They help with communication, technical support, inspiration, video shooting and editing, financial matters, trick testing, site maintenance, as well as identifying and working with some of the people below. Pretty much anything that is not the strict writing of the site, they help out with or take care of.


Alex Printz is the artist behind the spot-on faux Penguin Live caricatures. He's great and I'm sure he'd be happy to do one of you in that style. If you paid him, I mean. He'd be sad to do it if you didn't pay him.


Matt Dow created the The Love Theme From The Jerx which is used in a number of the videos on this site. 


Colby Terry designed the mysextutor.com site from the post that started The Jerx. Check out his site to see what he can do when he's not mimicking intentionally bad porn web design.


And, finally, I want to shine as bright of a spotlight as I can on my friend, Stasia Burrington.

Stasia created the banner you see at the top of this site based on the famous Jinx artwork.

I met Stasia through one of the Andys mentioned above who she had worked with on a number of personal and professional projects. Since then, I too have worked with her on a number of projects and she has never failed to exceed the expectations I've had. She has a very strong personal style that is cute/sexy but she is able to work in numerous other styles as well. I can't recommend her highly enough if there is a commercial or personal project for which you need an artist. Let her know what you're looking for, give her some examples of the style you want, or let her take the reigns completely. She's an amazing collaborator and completely willing to take direction, even though her instincts are probably better than yours.

[But please, and this goes for any of the people listed in this post, if you're going to reach out to them and say you saw their work on The Jerx, for christ's sake, please don't embarrass me by being like, "Will you do my wedding invitations for $40?" If you don't know what a reasonable price is to offer for a project, then just ask for a quote. I work with freelance artists/musicians/actors etc., all the time and 95% of them will give you a very reasonable rate. And the people listed on this page are definitely in that 95%.]

She also created the banner for mysextutor.com. 

Perhaps more interesting to those of you who don't have a need for a mid-2000s stye banner for a fake porn site, she has also created a hand-painted tarot deck for my friend Andy, and a hand illustrated deck of playing cards for me.

First here are some shots from her blog of the tarot deck.

I love The Magician. We may have to work on a Jerx limited edition print with her in the future.

And finally, here are some of the cards from the deck of cards she made for me. I sent her a blank deck of cards and a bunch of colored Sharpies. Yes... she did this with colored Sharpies. We are probably the only group of people on the planet who have an innate understanding of the nature of writing on playing cards with Sharpies and how unforgiving that medium can be. If I have to duplicate my own signature on two different cards I'm like, "Fuck that noise. That's impossible." But she was able to create a beautiful deck, some of which you can see below...

You can contact Stasia via her website. She also has a regularly updated etsy store.

Sundry Drive No. 14

I'm not even sure if I should tell you what happens in the video below. Actually, I think I have to, because if I don't mention it, you probably won't even notice it (I didn't notice it until the fourth time I watched it). It's the Masked Magician performing a card trick on some morning show somewhere. The card trick goes slightly wrong, but you would never know that because he covers it perfectly. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up performing it this way going forward because it's so much stronger. A real lesson in presentation from someone often derided in the magic community.


There's a documentary called "Women in Boxes" that came out a few years ago. It's all about magician's assistants. I think it was pretty good, but I don't really remember. I know it was definitely a little too long. 

If you're looking for a shorter exploration of what it's like to be a magician's assistant, this video really will tell you all you need to know. You should probably not watch it if you're at work, but hey, who am I to tell you how to run your life. This one concentrates much less on women in boxes, and more so the box in the woman.

Reader, Joe Mckay, was adamant that I point out that he brought this video to my attention. He clearly wants you all to know his sick, twisted porn habits for some reason, and wants his name associated with this video any time someone searches it on google. Okay, Joe, as you wish.


Here's friend of the site... well, actually, friend of a friend of the site, Jon Jacques, performing magic as part of a new series on Ellen Degeneres' video site.

I like how he asks, "Would you cash in your life's savings to open an animal shelter?" No. No I would not.

He also says he quit his full-time job in order to be a Periscope magician. I'm sure his parents were delighted.

There is no more 2015 thing to say than, "I'm going to do magic on Periscope for Ellentube." That would be the equivalent of saying, 30 years ago, "I'm going to get a new disease called AIDS and play Simon professionally." (I mean, like equivalent in it being tied to a particular moment in time. Not in what the future portends for both of those people.)


Before I write up an idea I try and google the components to see if it's been published before. With the origami-crane necklace routine I wrote up earlier this week, I wanted to double-check to make sure I hadn't been inspired by something that I had read about 10 years ago or something. So I googled "origami crane" + "magic cafe" + necklace. This produced a strange result.



Fixing the Magician in Trouble

Today I have a small tip on how to improve your performance of any effect with a "Magician in Trouble" premise. This type of presentation gets a lot of heat from other magicians because it's used all the time and it's rarely very convincing.

I have a theory as to why. I think a lot of magicians have such low self-esteem that they don't want people to think they messed up even for 15 seconds. So they say, "It's your card, the five of clubs." And when the spectator says that's not their card the magician's voice goes up a couple of octaves and he's like, "Whaaaaaa??!!!! That's not it? Damn it! Well maybe this is it. The jack of diamonds? Thank you." The question is why are you bothering going through the machinations of the Magician in Trouble ploy if you're not giving it any chance to register as a real thing? What do you think you're gaining over just revealing the correct card in the first place? Just knock it off. Be the magician who gets things right if you're too uncomfortable being the one who gets things wrong.

For the others of you who really want to sell this premise, here is my tip.

Let's say a Magician in Trouble effect has four parts:

  1. The body of the trick
  2. The fake climax of the trick
  3. The aftermath of your mess-up
  4. The real climax of the trick.

So often we think about how we should act after we've messed up -- part three. The standard advice is to have a mental script that you're going through. Not one that you're saying out loud, but one that you're thinking. In other words, the usual advice looks at Magician in Trouble as an acting problem as in "How do I act like I messed up?"

What I've found works best for me is, instead of focusing my energy on how I act after I mess up, I instead focus my energy on part two, the fake climax. Magicians will often not give this much thought because why would they? It's something that's meant to go wrong. But if you really want your audience to buy into the notion of you messing up, then put your heart and soul into the fake climax. 

If you just say, "It's your card. The jack of hearts.... oh, it's not?" People may or may not believe you screwed up.

But if you take your spectator's hand in your right hand, then wave your left hand slowly over the deck. And if, while you're doing this, you talk about the "magic" of human connection and your ability to locate her card via the bond that we all share as people. And if you pick up one card, then discard it and have your attention drawn to another and pick that one up instead and let a big smile come over your face and then say something like:

"When you tell your friends what happened here tonight, they might not believe you. These days, perhaps, we're all too old and savvy to believe in real magic. But you will know that it really did happen. And it wasn't some ethereal notion of 'magic' that made this possible.

It was our bond... [pause]

and the power... [pause]

of human connection!" You punctuate this last statement by turning the card over in a dramatic gesture and slapping it on the table.

It's the wrong one.

Yes, you will look like a huge fucking turd for a few moments. But if you really want to toy with your audiences emotions, expectations and experiences throughout the trick, then that's a good thing. 

What you do after that is less important. You don't have to "act." Just look through the cards or something. If you put enough passion into the build up, you will be embarrassed for yourself. Good. That's what you're supposed to be feeling in this moment anyway. 

Now when you bring the trick to a successful conclusion -- when you toss the cards in the air in frustration and their card gets impaled on a ceiling fan blade* and you say, "Oh right, that's where I screwed up. It's not the power of human connection. It's the power of ceiling fans." -- there is a genuine release of tension for both you and the audience. 

To put it succinctly, put your effort into building up the triumphant execution of the trick during the first fake climax rather then worrying about how you should act after you "mess up." People will be less likely to think you'd put all that effort into something you knew would go wrong and they will believe you regardless of your acting ability.

* Take a duplicate card and rip a slit through the middle of it. Then put that on the corner of one of your ceiling fan blades. Turn on the fan, if the card doesn't fall off, you're good. If it does, put some tape on the top of the fan blade to hold it in place. Invite someone over. They won't notice a card on a spinning ceiling fan blade. Force a duplicate on them. Do the Magician in Trouble gambit and let them think you fucked up. Spread through the cards as if you're wondering what went wrong. After a few beats say, "You know something? Fuck these gay-ass card tricks," and toss the deck in the air towards the fan in such a way that they scatter in the air. If people don't notice, bring their attention to the card on the fan blade. Sit back on the couch and lock your fingers behind your head and kick your feet up on the coffee table. "I was a Magician in Trouble. Now I'm a Magician at Ease. Thank you, The Jerx!" And give a big thumbs up to no one.