Damn Lies

If you own Marc Kerstein's WikiTest, you can click on the image below to download my take on the effect. It's not profoundly different, just a slightly altered presentation and method to take the effect out of the mentalism genre (I have enough mentalism tricks) and into a moderately absurdist 5-minute presentation piece.

The password for the pdf: Go to the WikiTest app > Go to Instructions > Go to "The Method" > Scroll down to the last paragraph, it's the word after "remotely" in lowercase letters. 

I don't know if it's the type of thing that will appeal to anyone who isn't me but I have a lot of fun performing it, so someone else might too. 

Gardyloo #18

My little sweeties... it's Valentine's Day tomorrow! You know those weird, creepy tricks that mentalists like where they try to imply that the reason for the trick's success is the "strong connection between the two of us"? Go perform one of those for your wife, for god's sake. Help in the fight against weirdos using magic. 

"This trick works because of our strong connection." Between you and someone you're not in a relationship with = you're a giant weirdo.

"This trick works because of the strong connection between the two of you." A zillion times better. But I often wonder how many people have had their signed card merge with the signed card of someone whose face they can't fucking stand anymore. Other than a situation where I really know the people, I don't like to imply their "bond" is causing the magic. Even at a wedding, I need to really be in on the situation between the two. I've been to some weddings where the participants were like, "Well... this is a big mistake. I know it. You know it. Everyone here knows it." I mean, that was the feeling in the air. That wasn't part of the vows or something. So I'm careful about that sort of thing. Just my philosophy.

"This trick works because of our strong connection." Between you and someone you love in a healthy relationship. I'm all for that. Be a sweetie. Do magic for someone like that.


Seriously, dude, if your name is Mark Sherman, and you live in Washington state, all my emails to you get bounced back. Get in touch with me and give me an alternate email address. Maybe your're dead. Or—it's your work address—so maybe you got fired. In either case, getting your JAMM subscription is probably not foremost on your mind. Hell, perhaps you got fired for getting things like your dirty amateur magic magazine subscription sent to your work address. I don't know. Just get in touch so we can clear it up.

Also, this goes for everyone, if I haven't responded to an email in regards to a specific issue between us, and it's been more than a couple of days, don't hesitate to get back in touch. I don't like to leave things dangling, so if I have, it means I've either lost track of the issue or I misunderstood something and thought something was taken care of that wasn't, so feel free to bring it back up with me. 


 

 

Reader Thomas Hodgson created this letter for his performance of Rest In Pieces. 

While the letter made perfect sense for him because it was performed near the beginning of the year, if you want to use it you may need to justify the "new year" as a new year of the service. "Yes, the service started in September of 2011. So this is the first puzzle for year seven." Or whatever.

You can download the pdf for these here.


I'm going to be conducting some magic-related focus-groups within the next couple of weeks for a project that is not primarily related to this site. We may have some extra time with the groups so if there is a trick or concept that you'd like tested in front of real people who are being paid for their brutal honesty, let me know.  

It would have to be something fairly quick to demonstrate and then get feedback on, however, because our time is limited.


The writing credit for The Amateur at the Kitchen Table in the January table of contents for Genii is nice and confusing.

It's got a real "Rambo First Blood Part Two" vibe to it.

Also, is "Andy" really a pseudonym? Is "John" a pseudonym for John Lovick?

If it helps I'll use my full name around here. It's His Honor Count Captain Andrew Winthrop von Munthe af Morgenstierne IV, B.V.M. 

Also, does anyone know if I'm the only person to get two books reviewed in Genii in consecutive months? I think I'm going to claim that I am. Who cares if it's true. No one is going to look it up.


A little Valentine's magic trick I put together. Would you believe you can do this in real life for someone? You can. I mean, there will be a giant box of chocolate on the ground at the end of the trick, but you can definitely do it.


The Hidden Benefit of the Unbelievable Premise

I've written before about how I prefer to present tricks with unbelievable implied methods. That is to say, the premise of the effect—what's causing the effect—not the actual method itself. I've spelled this out most clearly in this post.

I'm sure I went through a period, probably soon after Derren Brown came on the scene, where I thought it would be cool if people believed I was doing these things for real. That I was truly controlling their mind or reading their body language or something like that. But that didn't last too long for me. I think it's a style that obviously works amazingly well for Derren, but the idea that it could just work equally well for any other idiot who adopted it is kind of dismissive of everything uniquely "Derren" that he brings to the table. And I think it's a style that falls horribly flat for the amateur performer. "Oh, look. Apparently Timmy is now a mental mastermind. The kid who swallowed a roll of pennies to hear them jangle in his stomach is now able to tell me what memory I'm concentrating on based on my micro-expressions. Okay. Sure." I mean, if you're doing it as a goof, that's fine. But I've only ever seen people play it straight.

I'm at the point where I'm disappointed if people believe what I'm telling them. Sometimes when I'm with someone who's a little... spacey... what I consider a fantastical premise, she might think has some validity. "Of course you could tell the emotion I was concentrating on by reading my aura," she'll say, or words to that effect. So I'm constantly pushing my effects into weirder and weirder directions because I don't want them to be believed. 

But here's a dirty secret. Even if you do want people to believe you have some special powers, you're better off not saying, "I'm psychic." That's just a challenge to people. You're better off giving it some absurd explanation and then letting people back themselves into the idea that maybe it's something "real." On more than a few occasions I've heard someone say—either directly to me or second-hand—"Well, yeah, no shit, obviously he wasn't serious when he said he could do what he did because he had a blood transfusion from a werewolf. But how does he do it? Is he hiding something?" Not in those exact words, of course. But the notion that maybe there was something legitimately unnatural going on, and I was hiding it behind a bogus explanation, is something that comes up. It's not my intention to create this interpretation of events, but I'm fine with this jumble of truth and fiction and I can appreciate all the different layers of reality going on. I'm doing something fake and saying that it's real, but the thing I'm claiming is real sounds so obviously unreal that maybe I'm just hiding something real behind the guise of something unreal.

One huge hidden benefit of unbelievable premises, is that they can be used to disguise a method. And this is something I use all the time. I'll give you a simple example. Let's say we're at the public library. It's a big brightly lit place. I decide I'm going to float a dollar for you. I want to get into the shadows to hide the thread better so I tell you to follow me over to the corner (where it's not so bright). Then I levitate the bill (via "magic" or "mind power"). 

This is, possibly, a fine trick. But what you'll find when you perform for the same people over and over is that, while they may not be able to deconstruct your tricks, they can often become very good at spotting unjustified actions. "Why did he pick up the deck just to set it down again?" "Why did he have me put two coins in my hand in order to vanish one?" Or, as in the example above, "Why did he bring me over to this corner to float a bill?" These are all unnecessary expenditures of energy. And sometimes spectators can follow that thread of suspicion to at least a partial method. Some people are just naturally attuned to spot inconsistencies, and some people just become more relaxed the more often they're put in the position of being a spectator. Just as you become more comfortable performing the more you do it, people become more comfortable watching magic the more they do it. And that can cause them to question things that someone who is less comfortable watching magic will let slide. This is an issue the amateur performer has that pros encounter less. 

But here's where the unbelievable premise comes into play. If you make that questionable action part of an unbelievable premise, then it becomes not only justified, but it becomes dismissed as anything of consequence. They just see it as part of the fiction of the presentation; part of the thing they can ignore if they're looking for clues to the "reality" of what's going on. It's like sneaking out a prisoner in a load of laundry. 

Let's go back to the library. Now instead of dragging you to the corner for no reason to float a bill, I tell you to come over by biographies (that same darkened corner). "There's a lot of spiritual energy here because of the old books documenting the long dead." I have you choose a book and we tear a dollar sized chunk out of one the blank pages in the back (I'll make a donation to the library to cover it). We harness the spiritual energy and it begins to float. 

Now you don't question why we came to this part of the library to float a piece of paper. Instead you dismiss it as being part of the story I was establishing. If your intention is to unravel the trick, I've snuck part of the method past you disguised as presentation. 

In his review of JV1, Jamy Swiss said the presentation for The Miracle Worker (which was the updated version of this post) "might well amount to the most perfect misdirection for a Center Tear that you have ever encountered." And why? Because it adds a number of layers to the handling of a center tear that makes it easier (you can do it slowly, and you can take as much time as you want staring at the paper), but it disguises those layers in presentation. 

Now, I'm never suggesting people adopt the style I use. If you want people to think you're the real deal, that's cool with me (even if I think that's a psychological disorder). I'm just pointing out one of the not-so-obvious benefits of a presentation that provides an unbelievable context for a trick. When I have an effect with a weakness or a certain performing condition that needs to be met, I will always try and incorporate those things into such a presentation. 

And unfortunately, you can't hide your method in presentation if you want your premise to be taken as real. That does the exact opposite. It shines a spotlight on those questionable moments. You're opening your premise to scrutiny, and hence your method to more scrutiny.


If you own Marc Kerstein's WikiTest, I'd like to show you how I use this concept with that effect. My use of that app is just slightly different in effect, method, and presentation and it leaves a little memento of the effect at the end—not a "souvenir" because I don't expect anyone to keep it— but just an interesting physical reminder of what has happened. Don't get me wrong, WikiTest is pretty much perfect as is. But I like the presentation I've come up with because it fits my style, addresses a potential weakness in method, and allows for something a little different than presenting it as a mind-reading demonstration. 

If you're interested, I'll be making my handling available via a free pdf download for owners of the effect on this site next Tuesday.

A Firm Background In Remembering

Coming in the JAMM #2

A Firm Background in Remembering

I came up with this simple effect last summer and since then it has been one of my favorites for everyday performing. (It's nearly impromptu, just requiring some pocket change). It's incredibly practical, deals with a subject that is inherently interesting (memory and how it shapes our reality), and has a very satisfying moment where the effect is completed at a point where your spectator is convinced it hasn't begun yet.

Skill level: Beginner
Time to perform: 4 Minutes

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It's A Major Award!

If you came up to me five years ago and said, "The Jerx, Volume One is going to win the Tarbell Award," I would have said, "Are you having a stroke? None of those words make any sense to me." 

"In the future you have a blog again," you'd say.

"Word?" 

"And it's called The Jerx."

"The jerks?"

"No. The Jerx. With an X. (Don't ask how I know you just said it with a KS and not an X.) It's like a play on The Jinx."

"Oh, that's clever. That's much better than the name that was rattling around in my head for years that I thought I'd revive the site under."

"What was that?" you'd ask.

"Annemann's Oven," I'd say. "I heard he committed suicide by sticking his head in the oven. So I was going to call it Annemann's Oven. 'See what's cooking in Annemann's Oven.'"

"That's a little disrespectful."

"Eh...."

"So, you have this site called The Jerx and you wrote a book called The Jerx, Volume One."

"Okay. What is it exactly? It's like my old blog? Like a book with a bunch of pictures of old magic manuscripts with dirty sounding names?"

"No," you'd say. "It's a book of routines and essays."

"Huh.... And it wins an award?"

"Yes. The Tarbell Award."

"What's that?"

"It's the Magic Cafe's award for the best magic book of the year."

"I win an award on the Magic Cafe?"

"Yes."

"I'm not following. Did Steve Brooks die or something? I always was worried about his cholesterol. So he dies and the Cafe is taken over by someone in magic who's friendly to my work? Does Tyler Wilson buy the Magic Cafe or something?"

"No," you'd say. "Steve is fine. And I do mean fine." Letting me know you're not only gay, but you have wildly questionable taste in men. "He just allows the voting and doesn't interfere with the results."

"Really.... So what happens? I write a post and get everyone to go to the Cafe and flood the voting thread with votes for me? Completely invalidating the thing?"

"Well," you'd say, "I won't say that's something you don't consider at some point. But in the end you just decide to let it play out organically."

"And I win? That's great. I must be incredibly popular."

"No. Not at all."

"Aw, rats." I'd say. "Well, at the very least this suggests I might get a cover story in MAGIC Magazine."

"Uhhhh..."

"Yes, MAGIC Magazine. That immortal institution. How nice it will be to get a cover story there. That way, in 100 years when people are still reading MAGIC Magazine, perhaps they'll stumble over my old article in some back issue. Yes, that's all I hope for. A MAGIC Magazine cover story. Maybe a speaking spot at that year's Essential Magic Conference. Some support for a brand new idea I have involving weekly live online magic lectures. An appearance on whatever insanely popular Criss Angel show is on TV (so happy to know his star will never fade). A shopping spree at Hank Lee's. And perhaps a celebratory dinner with some of my magic idols: Tom Mullica, Irene Larsen, Paul Daniels, Aldo Colombini, and Montecore, the tiger who bit Roy's head off. That's all I ask."

"Err... uhm..."

"What's the problem?"

"Nothing. It's just... nothing."

"Well, this is great news. Obviously once I win I'll sell a ton more books and make a nice little return on my investment of time."

"Yeah, about that. You only printed a very limited amount and they're almost gone by the time this happens."

"Aw, fuck me."

"Sorry."


So, The Jerx, Volume One won the 2016 award for Best Magic Book over on the Cafe. Please preface my name with Tarbell Award Winner in all future dealings with me.

I wanted to thank the people who voted, although awards—or for that matter, recognition of any kind—aren't really my scene, I'm just glad people enjoyed the book. If I'm proud of anything it's that the book probably sold less copies than any other book in that thread, and yet it got the most votes by a wide margin. A small group of ardent fans has always been more what I want than a broad group of casual fans.


And congratulations to my friend and Jerx App creator, Marc Kerstein who won the Trick of the Year for his amazing Wikitest effect.

The Jerx extended family is taking over.

We run this town now.

 

 

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A change of plans regarding the JAMM release schedule. Originally I had intended to have it come out the first Saturday of the month. I realize now that a shifting release date would be a pain to manage from a records keeping point of view. So now it will come out the 6th of every month. Subscriptions that are placed after the 6th will start with the following month's issue. 

I've been getting a lot of positive feedback regarding JAMM #1 and some of the ideas and suggestions you've sent in will appear in issue #2.

In the March JAMM I review a product that I consider the best thing I've purchased in years and it's under $15.

What is it? Is it Foot Roulette? I bet it's Foot Roulette.

No. No, it's not Foot Roulette. You'll read about it in the next issue.

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If you think, "Well, $10 a month isn't too bad... but do I really need another magic magazine?" I have a confession. It's not really a "magazine magazine." Think of it as a 300+ page ebook done in the style of a magazine that's released in 12 installments. 

And your $10/month makes it possible for another couple hundred posts on this site over the course of a year.

And you're getting The Jerx deck of cards that is so limited edition and will be so rare it will make Jerry's Nuggets look like this deck of Minnesota Timberwolves playing cards that sells for a penny.

And subscribers will be getting other bonuses along the way as well.

More on that to come!

The Whitman's Algorithm

Today I thought I would offer a little idea based on one of the most popular posts in the history of this site. That post is Variations on the Konami Code which features a trick by Tomas Blomberg and some ideas of how you could use it and how I had used it in the past.

The Konami Code takes a little time to wrap your head around, but basically it's just a way of forcing any position in a grid. And once you understand it, you'll find yourself looking for grids in everyday life that you can apply this concept to. 

With Valentine's Day coming up, I've decided to use the technique with a box of chocolates. 

Imagine

You bring your friend or loved one a box of chocolates and ask if they've heard of this thing called The Whitman's Algorithm.

"I read about it on BoingBoing or somewhere. Apparently it's the series of moves that can... predict... or find... I don't even really know how to put it. But it can locate your favorite chocolate in a box of assorted chocolates. It just kind of narrows in on it somehow."

"I wanted to try it with you." You give your friend a bunch of paper squares or index cards cut in half with different directions on them and ask her to mix them up. "Those are the moves it gave me for you. They calibrate it based on your birthdate and it gives you a custom series of moves.  I'm not quite sure of the science behind it...." you trail off.

You then lay a little paper "map" on top of the box of chocolates. Similar to the one below. It should match up with the position of the chocolates in the box. You place a coin or some other marker where it says Start.

You then have her go through the moves in the random order she mixed the cards in. Going forward, backwards, left and right as the cards tell her to. If she can't make a move because it would take her off the map, have her place that card on the bottom of the unused stack, and you'll come back around to it later in the procedure.

Eventually she'll land on one space on the map. You push the papers aside and draw her attention to where she ended up. 

"Okay, your favorite kind is the pecan cluster, right? And you ended up right here... one up and one to the right of center. Open the box."

When she does, she finds that right in the location she landed on is her favorite piece.

"That wasn't a fluke. I'll show you," you say. "I'll move it to a different location." Behind the cover of the box you mix the chocolates around then cover them back up.

You tell her to pick up the direction slips up and mix them into a completely new order. This time you tell her to take one out at random, don't look at it, and put it in her pocket. She does. 

You go through the process again with the coin and the map, moving around based on the slips of paper. 

At the end of the procedure you have her remove the cover from the box and find out how close she was to her favorite piece. She's two pieces in front of it.

"But remember," you say, "You put one slip in your pocket without looking at it. Pull it out. What does it say?"

She pulls it out and it says, "Move 2 Spaces Backward," landing her right on her favorite piece.

The algorithm works!

Method

This is a good introductory effect to familiarize yourself with the Konami Code. Tomas has more complicated ways to hide the method, but it's best if you first understand what is going on. 

Here's a PDF of the map, and here's a PDF of the move cards (to be cut out). You probably wouldn't use this exact layout, but you can practice with it and see how you can apply it to your own box of chocolates (or anything else in a grid). 

Print the move cards, cut them out, and set the last two aside for now (1 to the right & 3 backward). Now put a coin in the middle, shuffle up the moves, and then go through them and see how it plays out. You will always end up one forward and one to the right of where you started, unless you screw it up, which I wouldn't put past you.

So, assuming you know what your friend or girlfriend/boyfriend or spouse's favorite type of chocolate is, you just put it in that location to start and you're good to go. 

Before the next round you will place her target piece two to the right and two down from center. The diagram below indicates where the marker will wind up at the end of the first and second round.

But Andy, if the directions always bring you to the same spot regardless of the order, how do they end up in a new spot for the second round.

Well, remember, you have those two extra move cards. As she goes through the cards the first time, have her turn them over and set them aside. At some point get the two additional ones palmed in your hand. When she's done you will push the paper slips aside, dropping off the two other pieces. It's a completely invisible move. She thinks you're done with the pieces and you're just getting them out of the way. Now the moves in the pile will always lead to position #2 no matter the order.

The bit about hiding one of the slips in her pocket without looking at it doesn't change the workings of the trick at all. (Well, it does in one small way. You may have to move "off" the map temporarily in this 2nd go around, due to the fact that you're holding out one specific piece until the end. Just pay attention to where you are and move as if you're going into spaces that exist off the map. Of course if you have a bigger box of chocolate (and bigger map) you won't have that issue.) Essentially, that's just the last slip in the pile, except it's not in the pile, it's in her pocket. Well, that doesn't change anything. But it feels like it does. So she ends up two spaces ahead (or whatever) of her favorite piece of chocolate. But wait! There's one more direction to read... Go back two spaces! Well, that's the only direction that would have landed her on her piece and she just so happened to set it aside ahead of time. Crazy!

If you're still not following what's going on, just print out those pdfs and try it. 

There's no magic or even any math to coming up with these series of movies. If you want to come up with your own, just write down a list of moves and see where it lands you. That's position two. Now remove one horizontal move and one vertical move (those will be the ones you palm in) and see where that lands you. That's position one. 

You need a big square-ish box of chocolates. It doesn't have to be 5 by 5 like in the example above it can be bigger. You can make up a map for whatever size you find.

People will argue this trick is too procedural. "It would be a better trick if they just named any position and her favorite chocolate was there." And that's likely true. It might be a better trick. But as I said at the beginning of this year. I'm no longer thinking in terms of tricks, I'm thinking in terms of experience. And the experience of mixing up these cards and having this coin travel around at random, like a Plinko disk, and eventually landing on the location of her favorite chocolate is arguably better than: name a position, and there it is. It all depends, of course. I'll have more to say on this soon as I will be adding a couple of new broad performing styles into the Jerx lexicon, one of which would entail tricks like these.

You could do other tricks with this technique and the box of chocolates too. I'm not quite sure what, exactly. But it's a grid found in the real world, which makes it ripe for the Konami Code. Maybe you could have your girlfriend play the game and in the exact spot she lands, instead of a chocolate is an engagement ring. 

Or maybe you print up the move cards and you talk about a game called Chocolate Roulette. "Since everyone knows there are always a few gross pieces of candy in a box of chocolates, some guys created Chocolate Roulette. You play the cards in any order and whatever you end up on, you have to eat it, even if it's a flavor that sucks." And then you play a round and she ends up on the only piece of chocolate in a box filled with nuggets of dog shit.

Or the other way around. She lands on the only nugget of dog shit in a box of chocolates. When it comes to dog shit and chocolates, you're limited only by your imagination. Your sick, twisted imagination.