With the GLOMM, Magic Always Comes First

A lot of people are crediting the creation of The GLOMM with a precipitous fall in the number of stories of magicians diddling kids recently.

The GLOMM, as you may know, is the world's largest magic organization. Everyone with an interest in magic or mentalism is a member, unless you're a sexual predator or just a general piece of human garbage.

Surprisingly, other magic organizations don't have these requirements. If you're Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, and you want to join the IBM or the SAM, hey no-problemo! Just pay your dues. You want to expose yourself to a group of second graders on a field-trip to the petting zoo? That's fine by them. Just don't expose the glide to a non-magician. That might get you kicked out. That's where their priorities are.

With The GLOMM, there are no membership dues. Just be a dear and don't sodomize the birthday boy with a mop handle when his mom's not around, okay? Thanks. You're a gem.

If you'd like to up your membership level to elite status, you can purchase the elite membership kit here. That comes with the grey elite member shirt, membership card, and enamel pin.

The Secret Hyper-Elite Platinum Membership level shirt (the red one) is now sold out completely and will not be reprinted. (There may be a future SHEP Membership shirt for 2017, but it will be completely different.)

 

How Dumb Was Houdini?

I've always assumed Houdini was pretty dumb. And I've read a number of books about him and none of them really changed my mind about that. Obviously he was a brilliant showman and magician and a genius in certain ways, but just as a human he strikes me as kind of a dope. It might be the name Houdini. "I called myself Houdini because I like Robert Houdin." He doesn't get enough shit for that. That's a pretty dumb thing to do. You don't agree? You think it's cool? Okay, imagine you're on a train and the guy sitting next to you says, "I'm a magician. My name is Coby Copperfield-O, after my hero, David Copperfield." Not so cool now, is it.

Also, get off that train. I don't trust Coby to not turn that shit into a Terror Train in honor of his idol.

So, I have to say, I wasn't completely surprised when I saw a moronic quote attributed to Houdini while searching around for stuff online.

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Let's parse this for a moment. "My brain is the key that sets my mind free." His brain sets his mind free? What could that possibly mean, given that, in this context, brain and mind are used synonymously?

Was he dumb enough to say this?

As it turns out, no, he wasn't. What he said was:

"My brain is the key that sets ME free."

Okay, so it's a mind over matter type thing. He's saying it's not about the locks or the picks, it's about using his brain and focusing his mind, that's what sets him free. At least I think that's what he's saying.

That makes sense.

But what doesn't make sense is that I found that Houdini design on ebay and a number of shirts had sold with that mis-quote on it.

Did people not read it? Did it somehow make sense to them? Or is there just a subset of dumb people who will buy any shirt with Houdini on it regardless of what it says?

I'm hoping it's the latter because I'm starting a new t-shirt company. Here are some of my initial designs.

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New-Fangled Magic

Here's another classic from the MCJ archives, via request from reader SL. I don't know how someone remembers such a dumb post from 12 years ago, but here it is.

It started when I saw an ad for this. 

By the way, that's what constituted a GIF in 2005.

From May 5th, 2005

New Fangled Magic

I like this.

It says:

Although similar in function to glasses and jugs that produce a similar effect, the construction of the prop in the form of a regular milk bottle (3" diameter, 8.5" high) makes this seem like an ordinary every day object, least likely to arouse suspicion as a gimmicked magician's prop.

Yes, what could be more ordinary than a bottle that milk used to be delivered to people's houses in seventy years ago? I say: nothing. Certainly not those always suspicious "glasses." 

If the milk bottle seems like an "everyday" object above suspicion to you, then you may enjoy these other ideas I have for the modern performer of magical endeavors.

-I've found a good time to set up a magic effect is when the family is gathered round the radio listening to The Fibber McGee & Molly program. The sounds of their amuse-ed laughter let you know that you're free to spirit away that card into your pantaloons for a bawdy post-suppertime effect. 

-Call me if you should ever like to perform the effect where "The Wizard" identifies a selected pasteboard tele-phonically. My number is Klondike 2-5784. 

-To make an object float in poorly lit quarters, just have a colored fellow carry it across the room. His midnight skin won't be visible! But take heed! Negroes are notoriously scared of hoo-doo and prone to fisticuffs.

Dear Jerxy: Finding Accepting Audiences

Dear Jerxy: I need some motivation. I like reading your presentations and thoughts on performance and I'd like to adopt some of those elements in order to change up my style but I'm a little uncomfortable doing so. I don't know if the people I perform for would be interested in something more involved. (It can be a challenge to keep their attention for even a quick trick at times.) Is there a way to find more accepting audiences? Are there certain people you use a more standard presentation for if you think they'd prefer that? If so, how do you identify the people who would be up for something in your style as opposed to those who wouldn't?

Yours Truly,
Stuck in A Rut

Dear SIAR: Yes, there are some people who I perform for in a very cut and dried manner with very little engagement or theatrics. Those people are called "other magicians." Those are the only people I know of who want to just get to the trick. 

With everyone else my rule is to perform the most fun and engaging presentation I can for an effect given the situation.

A lot of people question a more interactive style of performance because they've performed magic for a long time and they recognize that audiences often just aren't into it. And so they think asking people to invest more into their performance is crazy. If people are barely into it when all they need to do is sit back and watch it happen, isn't asking them to join in and play along going to be some kind of torture for them?

That has not been my experience. 

An engaging presentation that requires the spectator to be more involved doesn't exacerbate their annoyance or disinterest. In fact it's the antidote to it.

I don't think you need to find new audiences. I think you can win over the people you currently perform for by changing up how you perform.

I used to perform magic in a pretty standard way. A way that I would now consider kind of dull and self-serving. And, like a lot of you, I found that about a third of the people I performed for liked magic, a third didn't, and a third were somewhere in the middle. 

But as my style has evolved, it now feels like almost everyone I perform for likes it on some level. And that's because, whenever possible, these things are not about me. They're about their involvement, so these tricks become experiences.

What do people do when they go on vacation? They see new things and do new things and experience new things. This is how they reward themselves after a year of hard work. People crave new experiences.

Ah, no, no, no, Andy. That's where you're wrong. I know a bunch of people who would rather just chill out and watch something.

Yes. But those people want to watch Netflix, not deal with whatever you're trying to show them in any manner. Do you really want to make your material as unchallenging and unobtrusive as possible just so you can show it to people who have no real desire to see it in the first place?

Here's the thing, you can't let the people who are least interested in what you're doing, define how you do it.

(That's a life rule, not just a magic rule.)

If you concentrate on creating interesting experiences (not demonstrations of your brilliance) you'll have no problem finding an audience, because interesting experiences are universally appealing, even if they require more "work" for the audience than a typical magic performance.

To think your spectator won't put effort into a more engrossing magical experience because they haven't expressed much interest in your traditional presentations (that don't require them to contribute much) is like thinking, "I don't believe this person would be interested in a night of passionate lovemaking because they haven't shown much enthusiasm in watching me masturbate on my webcam."

The Five Movements

NOTE:

The post below may contain spoilers for the show The OA. I have no clue, because I haven't seen the show. It would be like if I had never read the Bible but I showed you this picture because I wanted to talk about... I don't know...my fitness goals. And you were like, "Dude, you just spoiled the bible!" And I'm like, "What? What do you mean? Who is this guy? Is he an important character."

So, what I'm saying is, if you plan to watch this show and you don't want to hear anything about it, even from someone who doesn't actually know anything about it, then you may want to skip this post.


Reader G.G. sent me the following email in regards to the post I had written about how lame "snapping" is as a magical gesture and how it relates to a Netflix show called The OA.

Regarding your post, “The Least You Can Do” (April 24, 2017), have you seen “The OA” (Netflix)? I watched it with my wife this week. It made me think of your remarks about using creative magical gestures. 

If you haven’t seen the show, the characters in The OA make magic happen by using intricate and physically demanding dance-like movements. The moves are even a little frightening. 

He then included a link to one of many youtube videos where people are recreating these movements. 

Like this.

And here is a video of it taking place in the show itself.

What I find interesting is that if you search the internet for OA and movements you'll find a bunch of videos with people imitating these movements and posts about people wanting to learn them. Something really captured people about the movements even though, in and of themselves, they're not that interesting or fascinating.

Can you see anyone being intrigued by this if the characters had just snapped and the magic had happened?

I'm not saying you need some choreographed movements to make the magic happen, just something that's not completely dismissive about the notion that something unusual is actually taking place.

I hadn't intended to write about snapping again so soon, or ever again for that matter, but I thought this was a good example of how a mysterious (even if ultimately meaningless) impetus for the magic can be interesting to people.

If you have friends who are magicians maybe you should come up with a series of movements you can do to initiate a magic moment. It doesn't have to be this dramatic, it can be much more subtle. It can just be with your hands and arms if you don't want to incorporate your whole body. People doing shit in unison is kind of inherently creepy. Some kind of pounding in rhythm, then sliding your hand across the table, then pushing in towards the center, then the energy that's amassed in the center of the table can be passed from person to person, and whoever has it at the end of the ritual can do certain things or know certain things he shouldn't be able to.

I also agree with something GG wrote me in the email when he said that the breathing is one of the more powerful elements of the OA movements. So throw in some funky breathing too.

That may sound like some witchcraft type stuff to you, but I think it's just a little bit of theater for an art that can use it. This goes back to a lot of what I've written about unbelievable premises and why I prefer them as well as the Romantic Adventure style I wrote about on May 3rd.

In this case, contrary to most of my ideas, you are taking credit for the magic, but only through some kind of byzantine procedure, which is ultimately just another way of suggesting that what's happening is bigger than yourself. 

(I just googled snapping and "when the magic happens," and found this thread on the Cafe on the subject. Djurmann, the creator of the thread, raised the question of whether snapping, waving a wand, or sprinkling woofle dust diminishes the magic. 

I've made my thoughts clear on snapping, obviously.

Magic wands? They do probably have the same issues as snapping. But at least it shows some effort. Unless you use an "impromptu magic wand." I never understood that idea. "Pick up a pencil and use it as an impromptu magic wand." Huh? Isn't the wand supposed to have some power, or allow you to transmit some power? Do it with a pencil? So, are we suggesting that all that matters is the cylindricality of the object? That's the important aspect about the wand? Seems dubious. And it seems like magicians would constantly be accidentally causing magic to happen, what with all the time they spend with their thin, cylindrical dicks in their hands.

The one trick I used a wand for regularly was with one of those vanishing coin boxes. I'd place the coin in the box. Then I'd take out a velvet bag. Out of the bag I'd dump a long wooden box. I'd open the wooden box and there would be wand in there. The kind that screws together in the middle. I'd take out the two pieces and polish them with the bag. Then I'd screw them together. I'd hold the wand in different positions, at each point I'd kind of "weigh" the wand with my hand to make sure it was in the correct position. Once I'd found the correct position I'd tap the box. Then I'd unscrew the wand. Polish the two pieces. Place them in the box. Place the box in the bag. Then place the bag away. The whole process took maybe 75-90 seconds. Then I'd open the coin box. "The coin is gone! Want me to bring it back I'd say?" When they said yes I'd reach for the velvet bag again. "Oh, forget it," they'd say. I could then make the coin reappear in some strange location later.

And as far as Woofle Dust goes. I've made my position very clear on that. )

 

Any Man Behind Any Curtain

Coming in The JAMM #5

Any Man Behind Any Curtain

One of my ideas that is least loved by the magic community is that you should shift the focus of the effect off of yourself and your supposed powers. The primary benefit of this is presentational. If your performance style boils down to, "I'm a magician!" or "Look what I can do!" it's hard for that to come off as anything but childish. And it's all too easily dismissed. However if your performance style boils down to, "Look at this interesting thing," or "Huh... strange... what do you make of this?" then you're treating something weird not with patter or jokes or with a flourish and a "ta-daa!" Instead you're treating something weird as you might actually treat something weird in real life, and people feel thatThis is a fairly easy change to implement, but it's not a minor change at all. It's a pretty fundamental change in how you might choose to present your magic. 

And even when people completely understand it's a theatrical/"fake" experience, the fact that there's not an inherent neediness or show-off-iness to the presentation makes it an easier and more enjoyable pill to swallow and they'll want to play along more

Recently I've also begun exploring the benefits this approach has methodologically as well. One of my first explorations into this idea will be in The JAMM #5. It's called Any Man Behind Any Curtain and it's a version of ACAAN. The effect itself is fairly standard. But the interesting thing about this version is that it only works if you don't take credit for the magic. You need to present yourself as a witness to the magic, not the person behind it, or it completely falls apart.

This effect is really a "proof of concept" of an idea I think we may be able to take in some interesting directions in the future.

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Gardyloo #24

"Card effects are the poetry of conjuring."

                                          -- J.N. Hofzinser


In a matter of a week or so, two services calling themselves "The Netflix of Magic" launched (Ellusionist's Magic Stream and Steve Valentine's Magic On the Go). And that's on top of Reel Magic, which has been calling itself the Netflix of magic for a while now. 

This is very confusing. To keep things clear, please only use these new designations when advertising your services.

Reel Magic - The CBS All Access of Magic
Steve Valentine's Magic On the Go - The Pley.com (the Netflix of Toys, but for videos and not toys) of Magic
Ellusionist's Magic Stream - The GayPornZone.net of Magic


In my failed vaudeville career I was known as the "King of Polaroid Zip Printer Magic." This is a product I've mentioned a few times on this site. Most notably in the tricks, The Look of Love and a presentation I offered for Tomas Blomberg's Konami Code.

If you own one of these printers, you may be interested as I am by this idea of JM Beckers where he hollowed out a book to put the printer in. As he writes:

I was wondering where I could hide the zip printer when not having a jacket or pocket. In some of my performances I use a notebook with fake statistics (strong bias towards strange coincidences of course) done by myself as a scientist with my participants. I thought that this book could be left in plain sight and hide the zip printer. I tried with a book that lay around and cut out the necessary parts. The printing is possible without problem with the printer still in place (I added two poker cards to help the printed image slide out). Sound is a little lower too and one would have the additional benefit that the book can be used as a transport protection.

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I like this idea.

Your wallet could be on top of the book and you could grab both the photo and the wallet at the same time (to then load the photo in the wallet).

The ultimate idea would be to build the printer into a photo album itself, and then have it set up somehow so it would print the photo and it would be delivered (through some kind of slit) onto a page into one of the little display pockets.

One thing I did with my printer, which I don't know if I ever mentioned, is I put a little velcro on it, and stuck the opposite pieces of the velcro on the underside of the tables in my apartment, so I could just stick it there when I wanted to perform. Then I could sit down at the table with apparently nothing in hand and pull off all sorts of tricks.


Rubik's Cube magic has become very popular. But just a quick heads-up: Rubik's Cubes themselves aren't very popular. You may want to mention why you're busting out this dated object (as many people view it). Yes, people recognize what it is, but it's not exactly an "everyday" object. So a little justification wouldn't hurt. Or just an acknowledgement that this isn't something you see much these days. Again, we think it's sort of common because it's become common in magic, but to the general public you might as well be doing a trick with an Etch-A-Sketch, a Teddy Ruxpin, or Gay Related Immune Deficiency.