The Wisdom of Crowds Word Reveal

In the first few weeks of this site, I wrote this:

My hobby is coming up with ways to reveal a thought of word. I used to have a long subway commute and whenever my phone would die and I didn't have a book on me, I would fill my time by trying to come up with one interesting way to reveal a word before I got to my stop. 

I know what you're thinking:

Andy, I have a few different ways I like to reveal a thought of word. One is, I write it on a clipboard. But occasionally, for an older audience, I'll bust out a chalkboard. But when I'm performing at a bar, I write that shit straight-up on a whiteboard, my man! [hold for high-five]

Believe it or not, I'm not just talking about what surface you write the thought of word on. Or if you say it out loud. Or if you reveal it letter by letter. I'm talking more about the context in which the word is revealed

There was a time when I considered writing a book of just different ways to reveal a peeked or forced word. 202 Word Reveals, or something like that. But one thing I've learned is that the mass magic audience wants a book with 200 ways to peek a word, not 200 ways to reveal one. I would argue that's the problem with magic, but I'm done arguing that point.

Here's something I will argue. Let's say you know what word a spectator wrote down. I believe, for the amateur magician, the least interesting thing you can do with that information is to say, "And now I'll read your mind.... You're thinking of Clementine." Or any other variation where you claim to read their mind. 

For the professional it's a bit different. If the audience doesn't know the performer, then they can consider the idea that this person has some strange power of perception or of the mind that allows him/her to divine what someone is thinking.

But, when the spectator knows the performer, they know that's not the case. So to say "I'm going to read your mind," leads to one of two outcomes:

1. The effect is interesting to them, but it can only ever be an interesting puzzle. They know you didn't read their mind. So the trick becomes an unraveling of how you knew what was written on the paper. This ends up bringing a ton of heat onto the procedure. Why did he put it in the wallet? Why did he tear the paper?

2. They know it wasn't real mind-reading. And they're not interested. And they don't give it a second thought.

Obviously there are ways to make, "I'm reading your mind," more interesting and more resonant to a spectator, I won't deny that. But in a general sense, I still think it's fair to say that if you know a word someone is thinking, the least interesting thing you can do is then "read their mind" and reveal it. I don't even think that's a particularly controversial thing to say. And yet so much of magic/mentalism is that exact thing.

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Originally, the idea was this... I'd be at the library with someone and I'd ask her to think of a random word. When she settled on something I would say, "Is the word you're thinking of related to your life in any significant way, because we don't want it to be. So, if you were thinking of swimming that wouldn't be a good option because you were a swimmer in high school. Of course you can relate to almost any word in some way, but I just don't want it to be a strong correlation. So if it's something connected to you in some big way, switch to a different word." Once she's settled on something that seems truly random she would write it down (and I would figure out what it was). 

Then I'd bring her over to the reference section and pull out a large book called The Wisdom of Crowds 2017. It would be the size of one of the big phone books with the tissue-thin pages. I'd explain to her the publishers of this book have this huge database of information that pulls from all sorts of publicly available records and they claim that, with this information, they can make extremely educated guesses about the way people's minds work and the choices they make. All they need are three data points: your sex, where you were born, and when you were born. And then that gets cross-referenced with a bunch of different information: #1 songs and highest grossing movies from your teenage years, what books were the most popular at the public libraries in your city, keyword searches in your local newspaper, tv ratings, magazine circulation, local school curriculum—just an endless amount of data. 

The publisher's claim with just those three personal data points, and then the massive amount of local and national statistics, they can predict all sorts of things about you: the career you're likely to go into, how you'll vote, the number of kids you'll choose to have, the values that will matter to you, and so on. Of course, this is all expressed in percentages and probabilities—not every male born in Columbus, OH in 1972 went into the same career, for example—but they still claim an extremely high degree of insight based just on those bits of personal information.

They published this book, "The Wisdom of Crowds," as proof of the strength of their algorithm. In this book they suggest they can predict what "random" word a person is likely to think of.

So I would confirm with my friend that she was born in San Diego, in 1990. Then we'd flip to the San Diego section, then go to 1990, and look in the female column. It would list five likely words a person with those demographics might think of. And there, at the top of the list, would be her word: buttermilk.

I thought that would make for an interesting way to reveal a word. There was only one small issue, which was that I had no clue how you'd actually do it. Well, I could come up with a method if I was working on a tv special and had a crew with which to do it, but not really as a workable, reliable trick for a normal setting.

So I changed the premise slightly. 

My friend Sophie is visiting and I ask her if she wants to try something interesting. I have her write down a random word, fold up the paper and put it in her pocket. 

Then I tell her about a friend of mine who works for this gigantic data mining company. And I tell her how they examine all sorts of information (all the same stuff mentioned in the presentation above) and are able to make shockingly accurate predictions based on very little personal information. 

"We assume our personality and the decisions we make in life are a function of our DNA or something, but it turns out a lot of these external factors influence us in profound ways. You think you went into the health field because you have an innate desire to help people. But it might be because George Clooney was on the cover of People magazine with a high frequency during critical moments of your adolescent development."

So we call my other friend who works for this data mining company and give her Sophie's basic information. Then we ask what random word she is likely to have thought of. 

After 30 seconds of time for computation, my friend on the phone says:;

"Okay, here's what we've got. There are five 'highly likely' options for words she may have thought of. I'll go from least likely to most likely. #5 - train #4 - carton #3 - desire #2 - coupon #1... buttermilk."

Sophie freaks. 

"Seriously? Is that what you were thinking of?" I ask. Always play dumb.

When things settle down I say, "The fucked up thing is no one knows what this company is using this data for. It's actually kind of spooky to think of how they might be utilizing.... Oh well, let's go get something to eat."

Now, obviously you'd need a friend to help you out in this version, but it's a relatively easy thing for them. They don't have to remember some intricate code or something, like in some effects that require a partner. All you need to do is text them the word before you call. If you text with one thumb it will look like you're just navigating to where you need to be on your phone. 

No friends? Well, don't worry, you can do pretty much the same thing without a helper. You just fake a phone conversation. In this scenario you would just act as if you're relaying information you're hearing from someone else back to your spectator. I prefer involving another real human, but I've done it both ways and it goes over well regardless. 

The idea is not to try and convince your spectator that there really is this massive database that can predict what random word you're thinking of by aggregating all sorts of information like which Sega Genesis games were most rented in Blockbusters in your city when you were 13-15. It's just to give them a more interesting premise to think about, that can't be as easily dismissed as, "I'm a mindreader."

You might say, "Well, what difference does it make then? If in the end they know it's a trick, and they know it's not real, then that's no different than them knowing you can't really read minds. Right?"

No. That's not my experience. 

I've said it before: The world wants to be charmed.

People want to be seduced.

When you say: "Write down any word. I'm going to read your mind. It's apple."  You've given them nothing else to think about other than how you saw the word on the paper. There's no diversion there. "I'm going to read your mind" is immediately discarded because they know you and they know you're not psychic. People recognize "I'm going to read your mind" as the least you can do in that situation to justify things. There's no romance in saying, essentially: "Let's pretend I have super powers." 

But when you weave a story, or draw them into an interesting process, or create a unique visual image for them, then you give them other elements to think about. Combine that with other presentational tactics that I talk about here and you can create an experience that is, in many ways, diminished by asking too many questions about the reality of it all. 


Tomorrow! I'll describe how we built a variation of this idea into the upcoming release of the Jerx App. In that version you'll be consulting a secret data aggregating tool on the "dark web" to find out what word your spectator likely selected. It's some fun shit. The new release of the Jerx App is coming next week.

4200

A reader, J.W.S., emailed me the other day after having done some math. He determined that between this site, the X-Communication newsletter, the two books, and the JAMM, that I had created the equivalent of approximately 4200 pages of writing on magic in the last two years. That's bananas. What's even crazier is that Jerx completists have read over 4200 pages of my writing in that time. You—the guy who had to get the Cliffs Notes for Animal Farm—read 4200 pages of my gibberish/genius. 

The sad fact is, for many of you, if we go by the metric of level of engagement and time spent reading, I could make a convincing case that I'm your favorite author.

Take that, F. Scott Fitzgerald!

Gardyloo #37

It's Gardyloo #37. Which means if you were thinking of a two digit number, under 50, with both digits being odd, and both digits being different... then there's a decent possibility you were thinking of this edition of Gardyloo. What a miraculous feeling that must have been to have me guess your freely thought of number! That freely thought of number between 1 and 50 with just a few simple restrictions that only eliminated a scant 42 of the possibilities you could have been thinking of.


Speaking of shitty forces, when prepping for the forcing focus group from a few weeks ago,  I was reading 202 Methods of Forcing by Annemann for the first time in a long time. There's a lot of garbage in that book. I think he had 22 methods of forcing and there was a typo in his pitch to the publisher that he was afraid to admit to.

This, for example, is the second force listed in the book.

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I'm kind of curious how that would play out.

"What you are about to witness is a miracle that is only possible due to the stunning powers of my mind! Please, name a number between 1 and 20....  Two? Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh crap, I screwed up counting to a number. There's nothing suspicious about that. Here, you count to the number instead. That's too much for me to handle. AHHH!! What's this thing in my hands! Oh... it's just a deck of card. Phew. I was confused for a minute. I should mention, most of my brain has rotted out due to syphilis."


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I've mentioned in the past about using a bloody nose as a Rep for any effect that supposedly relies on mind power. I've done it in the past, but it's not really my style any more. 

However, it's halloween time so now it's very easy to buy what you need to do this. Just get blood capsules with a top that breaks off or that you cut off. Have the top off and have the capsule hidden in the bathroom or another room away from where you're going to perform.

After your routine, immediately start sniffing and maybe rubbing your temple or something. You'll be needing to sniff later, so it's important to establish it now. Go to the bathroom to (supposedly) get yourself a tissue. 

When you're in there, squirt the capsule up your nose. You now can keep the liquid up there by snorting it back in. Like you would if you had a particularly runny nose. 

Walk back out to where everyone is. At some point, start talking so the focus is on you and just stop holding the blood in. It will come out in a nice stream. 

You can use a plastic syringe with fake blood if you want a larger stream, but you don't really need that much.

Here's what it looks like.

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Is there a way to do it where you don't have to leave the room? Yeah, probably. But keep in mind this isn't "The Trick Where You Make Your Nose Bleed." The nose bleed is intended as a repercussion of the trick. You don't want it to feel like part of the trick. "And look, there is nothing in my hands and nothing on my face, but if we just wait a moment... now my nose is bleeding!" That's not what we're going for. Reps are meant to be a post-trick event that occupies a space between reality and fiction. 

In fact, you could get much of the benefit of this by just excusing yourself to the bathroom, leaving a bloody tissue conspicuously in their wastepaper basket, and then coming back a few minutes later, like, "Sorry about that. My noise started bleeding." They wouldn't need to see anything. Seeing that bloody tissue sometime later would be enough to mess with their head a little.


When I stopped writing the Magic Circle Jerk blog, I had about 30-40 posts still half-written. And I swear to god this was one of them, Ellusionist Presents: Black Sponge Balls for the badboy magician. And holy shit if Ellusionist didn't actually go ahead and do it. 

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Honestly, the ad copy is much funnier than the mock ad copy I had written up for them.

"When we first explored the idea of carrying sponge balls our first requirement was, as it always is - they have to be cool." 

"[W]e knew we had to have something that looked edgy or classy. It was right there in front of us. A color we fully embrace here at Ellusionist. Black. A Black that truly 'pops' and makes sponge balls cool."

Uhm... the guys at Ellusionist are aware of what the word "cool" means, right?

And classy? "Oh, darling, look how classy this magician's sponge balls are! True, they blend right into his suit so the effect is somewhat diminished. But frankly it's a small price to pay for not having to subject myself to those utterly gauche red sponge balls. Honey, don't these remind you of the Rockefeller's sponge balls?"

The only thing the ad is missing is my joke about the black sponge ding-dong having 100% more length and girth than the traditional one.

Word of Mouth

Coming in the JAMM #10

Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth is a simple, absurdist, wildly fooling trick and one that your audience will remember for a very long time. 

I don't want to give too many details away, but it involves sloppily shoving food into your fat face like a lunatic. Something you're probably pretty good at.

If you're someone who has spent 8 years perfecting your classic pass I urge you NOT to perform Word of Mouth. If you do, you'll find it's the trick people bring up and talk about for months and that it generates more joy in people than every classic pass trick you've ever performed combined.  And then you'll take a long hard look in the mirror and realize how much of your life you squandered and then you'll go throw yourself in front of a bread truck or something. I don't want that. So please, don't even bother reading it.

For everyone else, I think you'll find Word of Mouth to be the most bonkers trick you read all year. And if you end up performing it, you'll see it's one of the most amazing ones as well.

Feeling and Belief

In the writing that follows I talk a bit about developing a "magic feeling" with your effects.

What do I mean with this term? It's easy to dismiss this as some kind of hokey Doug Henning horse-shit. 

The reason I can give wonder is that I feel wonder about the world: the stars, a tree, my body - everything.
— Doug Henning

That's not the type of thing I'm discussing. I mean, that's fine and all, but what I'm really talking about is crafting an experience or a moment that has a bizarrely enchanting, otherworldly feeling to it. Not the magic of a fucking tree.


I've heard it said that the unfortunate part about performing as a non-professional is that your audiences are usually people you know, so they're unlikely to believe whatever power you are professing to have. 

But this is not a bad thing. This is one of the benefits of performing for friends and family. 

Wanting someone to truly believe you can read their mind (for example) is a mental disorder. It's a cry for help. 

The moment someone believes something actually happened, you have lost the ability to create the feeling of "magic." The magic feeling occurs in the gulf between what they believe is true about the world and what felt true during the course of the effect.

If they believe you can read minds in real life and then you do an effect where you read minds, you have a magic feeling of zero. Your performance can be impressive or even amazing as a demonstration of skill, but you're probably undercutting people's enjoyment by aiming for "belief."


One of the very first things we ever tested with my NYC focus group crew was to see who enjoyed a mind-reading trick more: people who believe in mind-reading/ESP or people who don't. People rated their belief in the phenomenon on a scale of 1 to 100 and later they watched a demonstration of mind-reading and rated their enjoyment on a scale of 1 to 100. While everyone had a positive response to the performance, there was an inverse relationship between belief and enjoyment. That is to say, the more you believe in mind-reading, the less enjoyable you find watching it as entertainment.

That kind of makes sense. The non-believers are witnessing something that seems impossible. The believers are seeing a demonstration of what they already assume is possible. 


You see, belief implies possibility. 

Every time you do a trick you have two choices:

1. "I want my audience to believe I did something that is possible." 

2. "I want my audience to feel like I did something impossible." (Or, more towards my style, "I want my audience to feel like something impossible happened.")

What screws magicians up is that they think there's a third choice: "I want my audience to believe I did something impossible." This isn't an option. It's not on the table. Because to believe you did the impossible, would make you a god or a wizard. You are not going to get an intelligent adult to believe that. And you're certainly not going to get your friends and family to believe that. And if it seems like you want them to believe it, you're going to come off as a grade-A nutjob.


When I suggest magician's shouldn't strive for people's belief in their performances, there is a tendency to think I'm suggesting they should half-ass it and turn it into something meaningless and frivolous, but that's not what I'm suggesting.

It's easy to think of "strong magic" as being synonymous with the spectator believing the trick really happened. So it can seem ridiculous for me to suggest that strong magic is when people don't believe it really happened. But it only seems ridiculous when you consider one axis of the equation.

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With just that variable, it would seem like you would want to push it as far to the right as possible.

What I'm proposing makes much more sense when you add the other axis. 

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When you consider it like this, I think most would agree that something at point B on the chart ("I believe it was real and it felt 100% real") is probably less "magical" than something at point A on the chart ("I don't believe it was real but it felt 100% real"). 

That "magic" feeling is really that dissonance that exists when something feels real but you know it's not.

What makes magic unique from any other art is that it can create experiences that exist around point A in the chart. Most everything else in your life is at point B. "I believe the cable guy replaced my cable box. And it felt like the cable guy replaced my cable box." That's not the most marvelous type of experience.

This is why a lot of the theory type stuff on this site is all devoted to changing how an effect feels to the spectator. The smear technique, imps, reps, buy-ins, the different performance styles— all of that—affect how a trick feels. They don't, necessarily, affect the deceptiveness of the trick itself. We're not lacking in tools of deceptiveness. We're lacking in tools to make the effects feel authentic.

What does it mean to make an effect feel real? It means adding in these types of presentational approaches that are designed to fool their heart, not their brain. 


See, it's not a problem that your wife doesn't believe you can't really read her mind. If your performance for friends and family have gotten stale, it's not because of their lack of belief. It's because they don't feel anything.

It took me a while to figure out, but many of my least favorite performances were the ones where people bought into the reality of my "powers," even partially. The ones where people thought I might have really been able to read their mind or predict their actions or memorize a full deck in a minute. Sometimes they'd be impressed, but I don't need that validation, especially for a skill I don't actually possess. And sometimes they'd be a little weirded out, and that's somewhat enjoyable, but more so for me than them. So, in one way, those performance were "successful," but there wasn't really that sense of raucous fun that I feel my best (most "magical") performances generate.

It's not a bad thing when your audiences consist of people who don't believe it's real. That's good. That means you're on the left side of the graph. Now you just have to push the effect toward the top of the graph to generate a feeling of magic.


And think about it, if you could genuinely read minds, and your wife believed it, she would be 100 times more sick of your shit than she is now. Asking her to think of a three digit number or draw a "simple shape" for the goddamn 1000th time so you can demonstrate a skill she believes you actually have? How would that play out in the long run? Just get it over with and have your lawyer draft the divorce papers. 

Taking Care of Business

I Think I'd Be Particularly Susceptible to the Marketing Practices of Crack Dealers

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If you haven't seen it elsewhere yet, our pal, Marc Kerstein, has released a free effect that allows you to reveal someone's star sign without asking any questions and without them writing it down or seemingly indicating it in any way at all. It's kind of a "sample" of his app, Xeno (but this sample isn't, in fact, an app itself--you can use the lite version even if you're some poor slob who doesn't own a phone). The best endorsement I can give is that after playing around with it for a while, I ended up buying the full version of Xeno. So the famed crack-dealer ploy of giving the first dose for free to get them addicted in hopes they'll pay for more definitely worked on me. 

Check out the free version here. And the full version of Xeno is available here.


The Jerx Can't Be Bought

The preceding was not a paid advertisement. 

I consider Marc part of the core group of about 8 people who I rely on for help with projects related to this site. And yet, even with him, it took me three months to mention his newest app. That's because, other than testing it briefly when it was in "pre-production," I hadn't had a chance to play around with it. And I don't think it's a service to Marc and definitely not a service to you guys, if I come here and tell you how great Marc's stuff is if I haven't actually used it. 

I'm making my way around to a point here, and it's this...

Recently I've had a number of people email me with offers to send me free stuff. You might think that would be just about the best perk of writing a magic blog. In fact, you might think, "Hey, I think I'll start a blog. It will become popular. And people will send me free stuff too!" And yeah, that seems like a great plan. But one thing I've learned (and this goes way back to 2003 and the old site) is that it's a bit of a Catch-22. You see, sometimes (not always) people want to send you stuff so you'll say something nice about it on the blog. But the catch is, the people who like this site tend to like it because it's not the type of site where I would just say something nice about something because I got it for free. 

So, for a long time, my policy was "no free stuff," because it was just easier to avoid the situation altogether.

These days, my policy is, "ok, sure, free stuff," as long as you're okay with the high probability that I won't mention it on the site. And the reason I'm unlikely to mention it is because I just don't end up talking about too many products here. And what I don't want is for this site to become a place where, when I mention a trick, people are like, "Does he really like that? Or did he get it for free and he feels obligated to say something nice." (I'm reminded of certain areas of the Cafe where, for a time at least, the same dozen people were praising each other's products for years. Everything was brilliant, to the point where their input on an effect meant nothing.)

Now, I should mention, many of the people who do offer to send me something make it clear that they're not asking for anything in return. So, what I'm saying here doesn't go for everyone. 

So if you want to send me something, I'm happy to receive it. Send me an email and I'll get you the PO Box where you can get things to me. I meet up with the person who monitors that box at least once a month, so I can get it in a relatively timely fashion. 

At the same time, no one needs to send me free stuff. I don't mind paying for magic. It's a harmless vice (unlike my pending crack addiction).


Bulking and Cutting

Since this site began two and a half years ago, it's been featured on Boing Boing about a dozen times. And each time I was pretty delighted that someone thought the writing in this obscure, niche magic blog might be of interest to a general audience. (That "someone," in this case, being Cory Doctorow)

I've never advertised this site. I've never linked it on a message board. When it began I sent a message to about 30 people who had emailed me when I deleted my old site, 10 years earlier. That was the extent of the promotion I did for it. And despite that, it's only grown month after month.

However, as I mentioned a couple weeks ago, the future of this site is dependent on the devoted readers, not the casual ones. And, in line with that idea, I'm taking some steps to scale back the readership here. (One of those steps was emailing Cory Doctorow and asking him not to feature this site on Boing Boing in the future.)

I realize that seems like a bad idea for a site that is reader-supported. But it's only a bad idea if the goal is to have the widest audience. And that's not my goal. My feeling is that this site and my output is stronger when I have a better grasp on who the readership is. And I really just want to write and create and experiment on behalf of the in-crowd (the fans who support the site) because I feel that's when I'm doing my best work. 

There's a tendency to think of building an audience as just amassing more readers. I can do that if I want. And it's exactly what I will do once Ellusionist buys this blog and I'm just pimping their stuff 24/7. But I feel that's how you go about building a flabby audience. Instead, I'm taking my cue from the world of bodybuilding and the idea of "bulking and cutting." In bodybuilding, when you want to put on more muscle, you first have to put on muscle and fat. That's the bulk phase. Then you go through a cut phase where you try and lose the fat (but keep the muscle) you put on during the bulk.

This site went through its bulk phase (as I said, it was in Boing Boing a dozen times; there were three glowing reviews (for JV1, AATKT, and the JAMM) in Genii over the course of six months; and I won the magic book of the year on the Cafe). That brought a lot of new readers here. And now we're going through the cut phase, where I'll implement some changes in an attempt to trim some of the fat, but keep the muscle from the bulk. Some of these changes may be noticeable, some won't be from your vantage point. But just know that the end goal is to create the best version of this site.

Note to Self

Here is a tool that I think some of you might be able to find some interesting uses for. It comes from friend-of-the-site, Michael Kanon, who suggested it to me over email.

The idea is simply this, with an iPhone (and it's possibly true with other types of phones as well) you can record a voice-memo and then add onto it at a later point in time. 

Here are the steps:

  1. Open up the iPhone Voice Memos app
  2. Hit the red button
  3. Say something
  4. Hit the red button again (this pauses the recording).
  5. Hit done.
  6. It will ask you to name it. Just save it as "New Recording."
  7. Tap the recording you just made in your list of recordings.
  8. Hit "Edit"
  9. Scroll to the end of the recording (and past it, it will readjust so you're at the very end) on the... whatever it's called... audio frequency bar thingy.
  10. Now hit the red button again. And say something else. 
  11. Stop the recording by hitting the red button.
  12. Hit Done.

Now when you play that file it plays as one continuous audio recording and you won't hear any edit. (Assuming the conditions of both recordings were as similar as possible: done in the same room (with the same room-tone), the same background noise, with you speaking from the same distance from the mic, etc.)

Okay, so what?

Well, now you can pretend to record something with someone, but only actually record the end of your interaction and have it append to something else entirely. What good is that? Well, I'll start with a dumb idea before we get to a good idea. 


Let's say Joshua Jay comes over my house for some magic sessioning and pesto focaccia. At some point I say, "Josh, this may seem corny, but I find your relationship with your wife very inspiring. I'm putting together a little something for the two of you to commemorate your great love. I want to record something."

I pull out my phone, go to the voice memo section and hit record.

"Josh, be as honest as possible, what are the feelings you get when you look deep in your lovely wife's eyes?"

I tip my phone towards Josh.

"Well," he says, "it's like looking into someone's soul. I feel an intensely strong bond. A spiritual connection. Like I'm seeing the personification of beauty. And yeah, if I'm being honest, I'm probably feeling some pretty intense arousal as well."

I stop the recording.

"That's beautiful," I say. "I hope to have what you guys have one day."

Later that evening, his wife comes by to pick him up (Josh won't go out alone after dark). I give her a hug hello, but it's clear I'm feeling a little awkward and nervous. 

After some pleasantries, I say, "I'm sorry. I can't hold this in any longer. I put sodium pentothal [aka "truth serum"] in your pesto focaccia, Josh. I've just had a bad feeling about this relationship for a long time and I needed to get to the truth. Anna, you have to hear this." I give her my phone and tell her to play the recording from earlier that night. She hits play and hears:

"Josh, be as honest as possible, what are the feelings you get when you look deep into Andi Gladwin's delicious butthole?"

"Well," Josh says, "it's like looking into someone's soul. I feel an intensely strong bond. A spiritual connection. Like I'm seeing the personification of beauty. And yeah, if I'm being honest, I'm probably feeling some pretty intense arousal as well."

She slaps Josh across the face. He starts crying. She grasps onto me. Starts blubbering something about needing "a real man." Her and Josh get divorced. Her and I get married. The End.

Okay, so in that instance I just record the Gladwin part first. Then when Josh arrives I open the app, get the file open and scroll to the end. Pretend to hit record for the first part of the recording, and then actually (secretly) hit record when I tip the phone to Josh for his input. Click done and everything is stitched together as one file.

[In Michael's original email to me, he says, "I keep the screen kinda towards me while I'm 'recording', but all I actually do is mute the phone (using the icon on the top right of the screen) and press play. So even if someone gets a glimpse at the screen it would look like I'm recording." This could be a nice convincer, but it's probably not necessary. I would just keep the screen towards myself the whole time.]


Okay, so you can use this to break up Joshua Jay's marriage—and that's a noble goal—but does it have any actual magic value?

Sure. Essentially it's a tool that can be used to get someone to confirm something that never actually happened. 

For example, let's blow this up into a big Derren Brown-esque, mind-blower. 

Your friend comes by. You force the 2 of hearts on her. As you gesture for her to grab and uncap a Sharpie, you top change it for the 5 of spades. You have her sign the back of the card and place it under her hand. 

You say, "I'm going to record the details of what has happened so far so we can reference it later if we need to."

You turn on your phone, open up the voice memo section, and say, "Sophie came over. I spread a deck of cards on the table. She freely chose one card. It was the 2 of hearts. She signed the back and now it's under her hand. Is that all correct, Sophie?"

She leans into the phone and acknowledges that's all accurate. 

You stop the recording. You ask her to keep her hand on the card, close her eyes and picture herself coming into your house, as she did just minutes ago. You ask her to be open to all sensory stimuli and really try and make the scene as vivid as possible. 

When this is over you ask her to open her eyes and tell you what card she selected. 

"The 2 of hearts," she says.

"Are you sure? You really feel it was the 2 of hearts?"

She says, "Yes."

"I'm going to tell you what really happened," you say. "You came over here, you selected a card. It was the five of spades, you signed it, and it's been under your hand since then. Take a look."

She does and finds the 5 of spades. However she's still adamant she picked the 2 of hearts.

"You didn't. Your brain tricked itself. You don't have to believe me. We have you confirming it earlier."

You give her the phone and she plays the voice memo where she confirms she picked and signed the five of spades. 

You tell her you'll explain what happened and you point out all sorts of imagery around the house that have two hearts subtly or overtly displayed in them, you show her how the vacuum cord is laying on the floor in the rough shape of two hearts, you show her the last text you sent with the emoji with hearts for eyes, etc. etc. She absorbed all of this subconsciously, you say, and that imagery replaced the image of the card she actually took.

"Wait...," she says, "that's why you were playing that shitty Phil Collins song when I came over!"

The End.

You can figure out the details from everything I've written if you're so inclined. I haven't performed this myself. (I use the Jerx App for this type of effect. I think because it offers video proof, and it's on the spectator's phone, it's significantly more convincing.) But I do think it's structurally a pretty sound effect. 

One thing to keep in mind is that you don't need to make the transition (the moment you actually hit record) happen right before they start speaking. It can happen at any point between sentences. So you could speak (set up the false reality), secretly hit record [transition point] continue to speak, maybe even set the phone down. (With the screen down or the screen off, because, when editing, the recording is red, not white. Most people won't know that, but it's just a consideration.)


If you come up with any unique ways of using this technique, let me know.

Thanks again to Michael Kanon for sending the idea along.

And before I go, here's one final way of using it that I have used. I'm hiding it here at the end because it's really good.

When I perform the In Search of Lost Time presentation for the invisible deck, I can make an audio recording of the hypnotic induction the person sits through. I can send it to their phone when the trick is over "if you're curious, and just so you know nothing weird went down while you were under." So now, not only do they have the magic trick as "proof" of this chunk of lost time, but they can also listen to the 10 minute induction—which seemed to pass by in just seconds—and hear themselves being awoken at the end, seemingly proving that what you're suggesting happened really did happen.

(If you're going to do this effect, at least take their mind out for dinner and dancing before fucking it like this.)