Jerx Christmas - John Guastaferro - 4:56 PM

I was greeting some of the new arrivals when I heard some acoustic guitar music coming from the other room. A beautiful rendition of Oh, Christmas Tree. I went in the other room and saw John Guastaferro, acoustic guitar in hand, tickling the nylon.

We got to chatting and I asked him what he had going on in 2024 and he said he’s doing a combination lecture and TED talk at Magifest in January. And he has a new book coming out with Vanishing Inc., called “The Nth Degree.” It’s a follow-up to his previous book One Degree.

“What about you?” John asked.

“Oh,” I said, “I have a new book coming out too. It’s called The X Degree. Your ‘one degree’ philosophy says that small changes can have a big impact on a trick right?” He nodded. “Well, what I’m going to do is take your new book and add a small change to each trick and republish it as my book. In magic, we say that you can publish your own version of a trick if you’ve changed it significantly. And you say small changes can have a significant impact. Hence, by your own philosophy, I only have to make some small changes and I can publish it as my own. Sorry. Those are your rules, not mine.”

He seemed frustrated by this, but couldn’t deny the brilliance of my logic.

“What kind of small changes would you make?” he asked.

“Well, show us some tricks and I’ll tell you,” I said. 

“Here's my X-Degree change for that trick,” I told John:

I'd have the red aces in the box at the start of the trick. Then I'd scan through the deck in front of the audience to "get a general idea for where the aces are." Then I'd be like, What the heck?? And scan though the deck again. "Hmm... sorry, this deck is missing the red aces." I'd pick up the card case and look in. Shake my head. "This is crazy...," I'd say as I remove the aces. "Have you ever been stuck in a time loop?" I'd do Tilt to get one red ace under a black ace and put the other red ace on top, and then do a series of shuffles and cuts while I say, "This keeps happening to me. But no worries. It's ok. Uhm... sorry... okay, let me show you the trick. From this shuffled deck I will find the aces."

Cut to the black aces and put them in the box as you do. "And now the red aces." The black aces are produced. Confusion. A quick scan through the deck. Then pull the red aces from the box, "Have you ever been stuck in a time loop?"

“What else you got?” I asked him.

“Shoot,” I said, “that’s a hard one to add much to because it’s so simple. I like it. The sound element is a nice. Michael Weber does something similar in a trick in Lifesavers, but I like passing off the edge of the coin as the end of the spoon visually as well. My X-degree change, if I found myself doing it often, would be to look for an amorphous blob or chunk of metal to use in place of the nickel. That way it's not exactly a "vanish" but the coffee melted the spoon down to this little chunk. Of course, that makes it no longer impromptu. But then again, I rarely have nickels on me either. So I'd probably have to make a point of bringing something with me either way.

“Hit me with another one,” I said.

“I know that may seem like just a silly bit of business,” I told him, “but I love stuff like this. In fact, when something seems really silly, I think that's the time to do it completely straight-faced. Not tongue in cheek at all. People know from the premise that it’s not serious, so you’re free to take it as seriously as you want. My X-Degree changes would be to make it so the "wrong" card is signed with some name like: Quargon-14. ‘Damn... it's okay. This happens. Sometimes there's a fold in space-time and the card get crossed up with someone else performing the same trick in a different dimension.’ Again… not said in jest, just matter-of-factly. Then I'd grab my trans-dimensional hyperspace antenna (conveniently on a nearby shelf) and ‘correct’ the situation. I'd never refer to it as a Slinky. If anyone else did, I'd be like, ‘A slinky? No, no. The guy who sold me this charged me $1400 for it. So it's clearly not just a Slinky. Unless I'm some kind of major dope.’"

John liked the idea. In fact, he said, “Okay, you have my permission to publish your book The X-Degree that is 98% my book The Nth Degree, coming soon from Vanishing Inc.” Nice!

This party is off to a great start!

Jerx Christmas - Michael Weber - 4:28 PM

Oh, this is fun already. The first group of guests included a lot of parents and their kids (the kids are having a huge sleepover in the basement while we get rowdy tonight). Their arms were overflowing with gifts and bottles of booze and crockpots with appetizers warming inside.

And then, who should I see stumbling in at the back of the group but Michael Weber and Tim Trono.

“You’re here early,” I told them.

“A lot of people are proud to close down a party, but we like to get that shit ramped up. Whoooooo!!!!” Tim said, and it was clear they had already been drinking. 

“Come on in,” I told them and Michael shoved a gift in my hands. 

The wrapping paper was torn and I could see that inside it was a box of “Jumbo Sized” condoms. 

“Oops, I guess I accidentally ripped it. That’s not the only thing I’ll be ripping tonight!” Weber said. I don’t know what that meant really, but Trono high-fived him.

“Here, let me fix that,” he said, taking the gift back. He pressed his hand against the package and said a prayer to Santa Claus, and when he removed his hand, the wrapping was healed.

“You think you can use that gift?” he asked.

“Uhm… oh yeah. Sure. Of course. I can just about squeeze into a jumbo-sized one, I think.”

Michael gave me a look and just shook his head. “Here, I’ll fix that too,” he said, and gestured toward me and said another prayer to Santa. 

Then he and Tim stumbled off to get some eggnog. 

What had he done? I took a peek in my underpants to see if he had “fixed” me in that way, but sadly, everything looked the same. I figured it hadn’t worked.

But then I opened up the gift and saw that it had magically changed to a box of “Trojan Little Gentleman’s Petite-sized Condoms.” Just my size!

As a gift to you, Weber and Trono have a way for you to perform a similar trick in your own home. Just click the package below. There’s a password for this, but it’s an easy one if you read the site. What’s the term in the Jerx vernacular for Michael’s prayer to Santa? In other words, the presentational thing that “causes” the magic to happen. (The thing that I say “snapping” is a bad example of.) That three-letter word, lowercase, is the password.

The Jerx Christmas Spectacular - Introduction - 4pm

[The following posts were written in installments over the course of 16 hours from 4pm December 22nd, to 8am December 23rd.]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!

It’s me, your old pal, Andy. In the calm before the snowstorm. Just putting the final touches on the big holiday shindig. The snow is falling. The tree is lit. The stockings are hung. The punch bowl is filled. The fire is… on fire. 

The sun is just about to set here in New York. We just crept past the solstice and the nights will start getting shorter… but fortunately tonight is just about the longest night of the year, because we have a lot to get to. This party is going until sunrise.

And just to be clear, yes, I’m really here blogging live all night. For the next…15+ hours.

“So I guess you probably got a lot of sleep last night to prepare, huh?”

You’d be wrong. But that’s okay. The party is going to be hopping and I’m sure that will keep me up.

Something to keep in mind… Tonight, and for the next few days… probably until after Christmas… this is going to be one crazy long post. After Christmas I will break it up into separate entries. But for now you’ll experience the whole thing in one glorious piece.

Whether you follow along live, in real time, or come back and visit over the rest of December, try to read through everything by the new year. Some of the content will disappear after that.

Cut me some slack with the grammar. I will be writing for 15 hour straight. And there’s a gigantic Christmas party going on all around me.

One concern I have is that I don’t know the limitations on Squarespace’s post length. Like, I don’t know if something that is 10s of thousands of words long, with dozens of images and videos will cause a problem. It might break my site, or break Squarespace, or break the internet. We’ll see. If I’m forced to break things up, I’ll do so. 

I’ll be sure to check my email while the party is going. So if anything comes up, or you want to say hi, you can reach me there. But I likely won’t be able to respond unless it’s particularly urgent. And when the party is done I’ll be offline for a couple of days. 

I’ll be updating this post every half hour or so throughout the night. I’ll put the time in the title so you don’t have to bother scrolling to the end if it hasn’t been updated since you last visited.

Gotta run… the first guests are arriving.

Dustings #100

As I’m busy getting things ready for the holiday party, I just wanted to drop in and mention a few things…


New Newsletter Schedule

The supporter newsletter, which used to come out on the 1st of the month, will now come out the Sunday before posting starts for that month.

So, posts start on the first Monday of the month. Most often this will mean the newsletter will come to you on the first Sunday of the month. But, for the next newsletter—since the first Monday in January is the 1st—the newsletter will come out December 31st.


Scott Jameson has been kicked out of The Global League of Magicians and Mentalists.

Scott Jameson, seen here indulging one of his passions—playing with his balls in front of a group of kids—plead guilty in Boston last month. He was charged with one count of illicit sexual conduct in a foreign place and one count of transportation of child pornography. You can read the details here. Apparently he went to Cambodia and when he returned, “A search of his belongings found a video made during his trip in Cambodia, depicting the genitals of a young boy between 5 and 7 years old.”

It appears this was the second trip to Cambodia that he made in 2022. He had been identified as engaging in inappropriate behavior with children on his first trip by an anti-child-abuse organization and when he couldn’t stay away, they nailed him on his return in October of 2022.

Jameson performed frequently for children at libraries and schools in Massachusetts. His (now defunct) website says: “I present performances that feature magic, juggling, and other less definable bits of entertainment.”

I’m guessing the child porn was part of the “less definable bits of entertainment” he was into.

He gets sentenced next March.


Speaking of which, this year our donation from the profits of the GLOMM Elite Membership kit will go to Action Pour Les Enfants, the organization that busted Scott Jameson. I’m happy to be able to support an organization that directly took part in nailing a magic creep.


I’m happy to hear so many of you are pumped for the Jerx Holiday Spectacular, or whatever it is I’m calling it. It’s going to be sweet. Many of the contributions from our guests have already been received. But I’ll actually be writing the post in real time over the course of 15 hours. So you can come and watch it unfold all night.

Guest List

Here are the confirmed guests who will be submitting content for the holiday party.

Matt BAKER

Brent BRAUN

Angelo CARBONE

Hector CHADWICK

Tobias DOSTAL

Mark ELSDON

Justin FLOM

Daniel GARCIA

Andi GLADWIN

Christian GRACE

John GUASTAFERRO

Dan HARLAN

David JONATHAN

Joshua JAY

Marc KERSTEIN (and Me)

Rick LAX

Ollie MEALING

Oliver MEECH

Liam MONTIER

Michael MURRAY

Kyle PURNELL

Joshua QUINN

Seth RAPHAEL

Chris RAWLINS

Patrick REDFORD

Ryan SCHLUTZ

SPIDEY

Alvo STOCKMAN

Michael WEBER & Tim TRONO

Caleb WILES

This Month's Schedule

It’s been 21 months since I’ve had a break from working on the site. I used to take a long break every year for a month or so. And I would take weeks off during the year. You might say, “But Andy, you take the end of every month off.” Well, yes, I’m not actively writing blog posts in that time, but I am working on ideas for the blog, and writing a monthly 20-page newsletter, and creating and testing tricks and writing the next book.

You might be thinking, “Oh, wah-wah 😭. Go suck on your momma’s fat nipple, you big baby. ‘Writing a magic blog is soooo HARD!’ Fuck right off. You know what I do for a living? I work 90 hours a week in the scorching hot sun, sponging up the decomposition and rot from the interior of the carcasses of special-needs horses whose stomachs burst from consuming too much of their own feces and menstrual blood. AND I DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY!!!!”

Ooookay… to be clear, I’m not complaining. It can just be mentally a little taxing to not take any downtime. I’ve mentioned this Lawrence Kasdan quote in the past, “Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life.” And there’s certainly that element of always having a “paper due.” But I’m used to that. I’ve been writing as a supplemental or sole source of income, in one form or another, for a couple of decades now. And while it would be nice to have a job I could “leave at the office” and forget about when I’m done for the day. It’s also nice to have a job that doesn’t have an office.

(I’m writing this in a small coffee shop while Brooke, the barista, handles customers. Between customers, I’m helping her hang up Christmas decorations as we discuss our favorite albums of 2023. I know that’s a pretty charmed existence. You don’t get to casually interact with people and spend time in cozy cafés when you’re teaching kids, working fast food, or power washing empty oil barrels (all of which I’ve done). I once had a job loading boxes of aluminum siding for commercial buildings onto semi-trucks. The boxes were heavy and cumbersome. 24 feet long. And I’d spend 8 hours loading one identical box after another into a truck from the warehouse. So don’t think I don’t appreciate my current situation. (As if to emphasize the “niceness” of it all, Brooke just came by and gave me a piece of toast with almond butter, sliced bananas, and drizzled honey because she “made a little extra.”))

My point is just to explain my mindset at the end of November when I thought to myself how nice it would be to have a little more time off this holiday season.

“Maybe I’ll reach out to some magicians I know through the site and see if they’d like to contribute something this holiday season: a trick or an idea or something. That way they can do the heavy lifting for a post.”

So I made a list of a few magicians who follow the site. Then I figured, “What the hell,” I added some of my other favorite magicians as well. And then I added some magicians whose work was relatively new to me but who I thought were doing interesting things. And finally I added some magicians whose work I’d always enjoyed but I hadn’t heard anything from in a while. Primarily because I wanted to see what they were up to.

So I reached out to these people and a bunch of them got back to me saying they’d be happy to submit something for the site.

So now, instead of 15 posts throughout the course of the month, you’ll get all your content on one day.

At 4pm (New York time) on Friday, December 22nd, The Jerx Holiday party will commence.

And—like the best parties—it’s not going to stop until sunrise the next morning.

For those who follow along live, you can check back every 30 minutes or so to see the post as it grows and grows and special guests stop in—all with a gift to share. It will be up in that format for a couple of days, after which I will break it down to its component parts, with each guest’s contribution being its own post.

Tomorrow I will post the guest list.

I may stop in once or twice more before the party, but really the heart of this month’s posting will happen on the 22nd into the 23rd. See you then.