Hook, Line and Winky

This is an idea for a trick that would be the strongest, most memorable, most talked about trick you ever perform in your life.

The problem is that almost none of you—possibly no one—will be able to do it.

First, you get Hook by Eric Ross.

Then, you get a prince albert piercing.

Replace the piercing with the hook.

Walk into the room with 5 strings sticking out of your waistline.

An intriguing way to start with an unibelievable ending that will have people contemplating what would have happened if the trick went wrong for the rest of theeir lives.

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Okay, since I wrote the draft of this post, I actually got someone to try it out—an old friend I reached out to and asked, “Do you still have that hole in your dick?”

“Which hole?” he replied.

Fortunately it turns out he had both.

I sent him the gimmick and he reworked it to be a single hook and performed it this past weekend. I wasn’t there for it, but t sounds like it went off as spectacularly as I imagined.

Am I going to tell you to pierce your junk just to do this?

Yes. That’s what I’m tellling you.