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Only One in Existence!

Original Artwork for JAMM #7
”Locks of Hair” by Stasia Burrington

Ink painting on heavy white paper. It measures 8.5x11 inches. Comes shipped in cello bag and stay-flat mailer

$500

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Jerx Book #5: The Entertainer

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The Rat/Dragon Ritual”

I made three of these tricks in 2017. One was a bonus for someone with the most “Jerx Points,” another was for me, and then there was this one. Likely never to be re-made. Features a hand-illustrated playing card and hand-cut paper snowflake, other gimmicks, and instructions.

$400

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Jerx Book #8: Escape!

If you’re not currently on the Rich Uncle Millionaire support level, purchasing this will open up a slot for you there.

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The Amateur at
the Kitchen Table

Limited Edition
Hardcover Essay

40 pages (no tricks, no illustrations, few jokes).

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GLOMM enamel pin

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Every Deck A Story #1
Perfect Match

A game designed for therapeutic sessions with troubled teens. Impossible to lose. Teaches self-esteem.

(That’s the backstory. It’s really just a magic trick.)

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Jerx Decks 1-5

These are available individually. If you want to buy multiples, you’ll have to do separate transactions. They’re $60 each, only because that’s what the supporters paid for them originally and they were printed in such limited quantities.

See this page for the story behind each deck.

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Twickle Hands

See this post for their usage.

If you’re a lady or a small-fingered gentleboy, and you purchase one of these sets, send me an email and let me know, as I have a couple sets that were made smaller.

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SMALL GLOMM shirts

I have three GLOMM shirts remaining. Unsurprisingly, they’re all small. Perfect for women, twinks, or children. Did you get on Ozempic since these shirts were originally available? Well, maybe you can squeeze yourself into one of these now.

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Card-Libs - Cards Against Humanity Edition

In my second book I put a trick called Card Libs. This is the official(ish) version of that trick using Cards Against Humanity cards. I say “official” because a few sets of these cards were printed for me by one of the guys behind CAH.

If you don’t have the book with that trick in it, I’ll send you a pdf of the effect.

$40

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