Until October...
/This is the final post for October. Regular posting resumes on Monday, October 5th.
The next issue of Keepers comes out Sunday, October 4th.
Can you believe this guy sexually assaulted a 9-year-old?
Honestly, yeah, that’s pretty believable. This is literally the picture AI would give you if you said, "Generate a guy who just pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a nine-year-old and possessing 1,767 child abuse images."
And that's what Kevin Doig admitted to doing. He's a 66-year-old former teacher and the treasurer of the Bexley Magic Society. He's been booted from the GLOMM and, hopefully, from all of respectable society.
He was the Chairman of the Young Magicians Club for the Magic Circle because… of course he was. And, according to a Magic Circle Foundation report, he was also the Magic Circle's Child Protection Officer.
This is how you know he wasn't some tortured soul suppressing inappropriate feelings all his life. If that were the case, he would have put himself on a fishing boat in Alaska or stepped in front of a bus like a decent human. No, he’s just a pathetic, predatory cunt taking every opportunity he could find to put himself in close contact with kids. Who knows what other horrors he got into over the decades.
Oh…now you're willing to cover your face with a bag? See, you could've been having sex with women your own age all along if you were willing to make that concession.
Post-pedo eyebleach/brainbleach
A little presentation inspiration for your next gambling-themed effect…
A little presentation inspiration for your next math-themed effect…
Marketing tip: Look, I know they say, “don’t judge a book by its cover,” but if you're releasing a book on creativity, your cover probably shouldn't look like you typed "creativity book cover" into a stock-image search and bought the first result.
A glowing lightbulb hovering over an open book? Bold, impactful ideas, indeed.
Bye for now. See you back here in October.
