Just an FYI that tomorrow's post will be showing up a little later in the day. I don't believe I ever specifically stated new posts will always be up at 3am New York time, but I've gotten into that habit, so I want to keep my precious babies clued in when I break that pattern.
I know for a lot of you—if not most of you—this site is all you have in your life. Sure, you have some fat wife and rotten kids, but this is the only thing that brings you true joy. I don't want you to not find a post here tomorrow, figure I got hit by a bus, and then swallow a bunch of slush powder or something.
I'll be back. I swear. Daddy's just going to get some cigarettes.